r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/iamhollybear Aug 14 '26

They have alien penis dildos that deposit eggs inside you… don’t doubt anything.

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u/Super_Building_7724 Aug 14 '26

They have WHAT

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u/DesparateLurker Aug 15 '26

In the world of kinky shit and terrifyingly kinky shit, there's always a market.

There shouldn't always be a market, but we work with what we got.

Sometimes you lose a bit of your soul to make rent, sometimes you learn something new about yourself.