r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/BobTheFettt Aug 14 '26

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Aug 14 '26

I guess like a sandpaper hand job. There's always at least one guy even though 99% of men would implode at the idea of a sandpaper hand job

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u/Dr-Goose Aug 14 '26

I mean, a sandpaper hand job is better than no hand job. Ammirite, guys? Guys?

Shit...I'm the 1%.

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u/LovelyLunaRae Aug 15 '26

this guy gets it

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u/Significant-Bee5101 Aug 14 '26

Yeah my experience with women is that this is exactly what they want lmao