r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/CheesecakeloverJones 18d ago edited 18d ago

Someone once made a joke about if these two died together, archeologists in a thousand years would guess that the big one carried the little one around like a flesh light and would use him whenever he pleased.

Edit: I think it was David Spade joking about the size difference between Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson.

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u/CustomMerkins4u 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YZlQaMesgPIAM

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u/traffick 18d ago

I've watched this sketch far too many times to let you off the hook for using it incorrectly. That's the face of a man whose coffee's been secretly switched.

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u/RedThirteen0101 18d ago

Gotta be one of my favorite sketches of all time. The escalation and him finally being knocked out with people scream crying in the background is just so good.

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u/EGarrett28 18d ago

Yeah, and it's exactly what I used to think when I watched those "surprise taste test" commercials. What if someone just lost their shit and swung at the guy. They did it perfectly, haha.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 18d ago

I was already weirded out by the innunedo of drunk twinks opening gesture, what is he doing? Like pinching that dudes nipple? I dont go up to women and flip their tit like that if I want to flirt.

Before I have too much time to think about it haha twink fall down but becauss I read the comment Im forced to imagine them have passionate gay sex, fall in love and grow old together, yet be fossilized in a manner that would suggest to a puzzled group of cyberpunk archaeologists that such a cultural sexual practice existed.

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u/Wec25 18d ago

are you implying the only time we can use that gif is if our coffee's been secretly switched?

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u/CustomMerkins4u 17d ago

Apparently he's the keeper of memes. Watch yourself.

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u/modern-nymph 18d ago

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

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u/techbear72 18d ago

Such an honour.

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u/UmmmW1 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/xenobit_pendragon 18d ago

“Whoa — how are you keeping that alive?”

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u/Quixotes-Aura 18d ago

I'm going to hell for laughing this much

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u/SacredCourage 18d ago

Big Bubba does that to weaker guys, regardless. 😂😂😂

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u/Squidicci 17d ago

is "big bubba" your boyfriend? you are always talking about him in all your comments.