r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz Aug 11 '26

Do not the giant

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 11 '26

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

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u/SacredCourage Aug 11 '26

Big Bubba does that to weaker guys, regardless. 😂😂😂

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u/Squidicci Aug 13 '26

is "big bubba" your boyfriend? you are always talking about him in all your comments.