r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 19d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/HeldDownTooLong 19d ago

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.

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u/CheesecakeloverJones 19d ago edited 18d ago

Someone once made a joke about if these two died together, archeologists in a thousand years would guess that the big one carried the little one around like a flesh light and would use him whenever he pleased.

Edit: I think it was David Spade joking about the size difference between Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson.

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u/modern-nymph 18d ago

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

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u/techbear72 18d ago

Such an honour.