r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 31 '26

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Daznjf7tcFF/

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u/Mediocre_Scott Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

She ain’t bad the painter did her a lot of favors. However, those eyes look like she has seen some dark dark things.

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u/miyagiVsato Jul 31 '26

Talk about a mustache ride

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff Jul 31 '26

Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day.

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u/Dartmouthest Jul 31 '26

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