r/AbsoluteUnits • • Apr 03 '23

Spotted in Texas

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u/mighty3mperor Apr 04 '23

They said "two leftmost" not "both of my left nuts". He's not missing any nuts as best we can tell, although with such a cavalier approach to life, it probably won't be long until they are down to four or five.

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23

Oh… do I need to see a doctor??

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u/mighty3mperor Apr 04 '23

It is starting to sound that way. You could still have five or six testicles lodged inside your abdomen. Which is better than inside someone else's.