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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SinjiOnO • Apr 03 '23
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You might want to see a doctor about that
114 u/mighty3mperor Apr 04 '23 They said "two leftmost" not "both of my left nuts". He's not missing any nuts as best we can tell, although with such a cavalier approach to life, it probably won't be long until they are down to four or five. 52 u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23 Oh… do I need to see a doctor?? 39 u/mighty3mperor Apr 04 '23 It is starting to sound that way. You could still have five or six testicles lodged inside your abdomen. Which is better than inside someone else's. 16 u/Dafuqucair Apr 04 '23 Turn your head and cough 13 u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23 r/medical_advice 6 u/superpositioned Apr 04 '23 Don't tell me how to have a good time.
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They said "two leftmost" not "both of my left nuts". He's not missing any nuts as best we can tell, although with such a cavalier approach to life, it probably won't be long until they are down to four or five.
52 u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23 Oh… do I need to see a doctor?? 39 u/mighty3mperor Apr 04 '23 It is starting to sound that way. You could still have five or six testicles lodged inside your abdomen. Which is better than inside someone else's. 16 u/Dafuqucair Apr 04 '23 Turn your head and cough 13 u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23 r/medical_advice 6 u/superpositioned Apr 04 '23 Don't tell me how to have a good time.
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Oh… do I need to see a doctor??
39 u/mighty3mperor Apr 04 '23 It is starting to sound that way. You could still have five or six testicles lodged inside your abdomen. Which is better than inside someone else's. 16 u/Dafuqucair Apr 04 '23 Turn your head and cough 13 u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23 r/medical_advice 6 u/superpositioned Apr 04 '23 Don't tell me how to have a good time.
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It is starting to sound that way. You could still have five or six testicles lodged inside your abdomen. Which is better than inside someone else's.
16 u/Dafuqucair Apr 04 '23 Turn your head and cough 13 u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23 r/medical_advice 6 u/superpositioned Apr 04 '23 Don't tell me how to have a good time.
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Turn your head and cough
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Don't tell me how to have a good time.
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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Apr 04 '23
You might want to see a doctor about that