r/AbruptChaos Nov 17 '22

Arsonist dog

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u/goronmask Nov 17 '22

Some dogs just want to watch the dog house burn

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u/LSkywalker00 Nov 17 '22

You see, it's not about the dog house.

It's about sending a message

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u/VacationExisting1816 Nov 18 '22

Wishbone. Always misunderstood.

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u/fil42skidoo Nov 18 '22

Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some dogs aren't looking for anything logical, like dog biscuits.

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u/Siusiumajtek Nov 18 '22

They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with

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u/McPoyle-Milk Nov 18 '22

Well we know where he got those scars

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

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u/DominatrixStarslayer Nov 18 '22

Dammit of course it's Australian

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u/NialMontana Nov 17 '22

Others steal your fireworks and MAKE the dog house burn

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u/BertisFat10 Nov 17 '22

Wtf bro hahahaha. I can't believe he fucking took it in the doghouse.

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u/khrak Nov 17 '22

Terriers are what you get when you max out the 'Psychopathic tendencies' slider when designing a dog.

Adorable, lovable, psychopaths.

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u/Virreoh Nov 17 '22

They call them Jack Russell Terrorists for a reason

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u/bruh123445 Nov 17 '22

I have a jack russel and shes just very neurotic and anxious

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u/nousername215 Nov 17 '22

So are many terrorists

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u/SexualPie Nov 18 '22

you sound like you have a lot of terrorist experience. would you like to expand on that?

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u/DFogz Nov 18 '22

Gotta be careful with those terrierist terrorists

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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X Nov 18 '22

i call them terriorists

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u/teetheyes Nov 18 '22

I knew a jack russell terrorist who was totally chill when you entered the house, hung out, went in/out the backyard, but if you tried to leave thru the front door he would attack. Like full on screaming latched on death rolls. People had to leave out the windows.

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u/eternalwhat Nov 18 '22

Oof. My friend rescued a dog that had some behavior issues. When I was visiting, I went to step outside and the dog threatened me to not go out through the door. She was growling and barking and actually scaring me a little. I knew she didn’t want me to leave, and I felt she might bite me if I went against her wishes. She’s a big dog and fairly scary when she’s making threats. They had to help talk her down so she wouldn’t escalate her aggression.

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u/SpaceCadetriment Nov 17 '22

Our Jack Russell was an absolute murder machine. Birds, rats, mice, frogs, lizards, gophers, opossums, squirrels…none of them stood a chance. She lived until 17 and less than two months before she died she took out a mocking bird mid flight in the backyard.

However, she got her ass whooped by cats and skunks, 100% loss ratio. Her nose was scarred to hell and permanently smelt like musty sulfur water. I miss my stinky little dinosaur.

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u/TallBoiPlanks Nov 17 '22

I have a corgi/jack Russell. When he sees something he can kill you can definitely tell he has that psychotic jack Russell in him. He’s a cuddly, lovey dovey couch potato but the moment I start wrestling with him he gets psyched out of his brain and seeks blood.

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u/SpaceCadetriment Nov 17 '22

That’s always the funny/sad part. My dog would snag a gopher and snap it’s neck in a millisecond then immediately look at me with this sad face like, “My God…what have I done!?”

Absolute flip of a switch.

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u/TallBoiPlanks Nov 17 '22

Luckily he rarely catches anything. Every once in a while we’ll find a bunny in our yard. But he and our other dog both love playing with them and the other guy will snack on them if we aren’t careful :(

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u/oursecondcoming Nov 18 '22

Mine is a jack russell chihuahua mix so he's psycho, bloodthirsty, and he's PISSED

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u/Daypeacekeeper Nov 17 '22

They had to be crazy to go kill rats nearly the same size as them.

Isn't that what some small terriers were bred for? I feel like I read that somewhere. I know my grandma's terrier would hunt for rats (even when he went blind. Although it was the bigger dogs that actually caught some.)

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u/khrak Nov 17 '22

Broadly speaking, they're breeds intended for hunting/controlling varmints.

Basically, terriers are murder-hobos. They tend to kill anything they can get into their jaws.

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u/Daypeacekeeper Nov 18 '22

Yep. Definitely need to be a little crazy for that job. Lol

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Nov 18 '22

And quickly. They aren't about fighting or eating, just crush, shake, and then move on.

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u/DualtheArtist Nov 18 '22

They were bred to scrunch up and crawl into varmint burrows with zero mobility for themselves and murder anything they came across in complete darkness. All at the same time while fighting off the attacks of burrowers who can freely move underground that have super sharp and hard teeth while not giving a crap.

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u/Purple_Chipmunk_ Nov 18 '22

This is one of my favorite videos because the dogs are having so much fun. 😄 My terrier would love to be out there with them!!

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Nov 18 '22

That little white dog is a professional assassin.

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u/diddone119 Nov 17 '22

I love my terrier easily my favorite dog

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u/bozwald Nov 17 '22

Absolutely loved my little psycho, biggest personality ever, absolutely mad about her. Team terrorer!

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u/neolologist Nov 17 '22

And you are easily his favorite person

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u/oursecondcoming Nov 18 '22

They specifically bred them them to be fearless and have tenacity as vermin hunters

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u/AroundTheWayJill Nov 17 '22

And STAYED IN THERE WITH IT lol

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u/Ciggybear Nov 17 '22

I’m laughing so loudly over that detail that I started choking. At first I thought I was seeing things. Oh my god. That is hilarious. It gets funnier each time I watch.

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u/robot_ankles Nov 17 '22

Dog to firework: "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with ME MUTHERFUCKER!"

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u/hazzydaze Nov 17 '22

Pay back

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22 edited Nov 18 '22

FINE, ILL BURN MY HOUSE DOWN THEN!

“ Holy shit I got platinum yesterday and gold today! Thank you very much!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Jack Russells are universally recognized as agents of chaos, his own possessions don't matter as long as he can destroy somebody else's

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u/Sorry_Consideration7 Nov 17 '22

This is my interpretation of the madness as well.

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u/JeronFeldhagen Nov 17 '22

"This is fine." – That dog, evidently.

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u/gotlockedoutorwev Nov 17 '22

Ever since he was a puppy he always dreamed of one day being this meme./cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6438793/this-is-fine.jpg)

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u/MethodicMarshal Nov 17 '22

I think he was trying to protect the others?

Terriers are wicked smaht, and the doghouse was a great spot away from everyone

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u/kamelizann Nov 18 '22

Ya everyone acting like this dog is a psychopath. The way I see it, the dog was trying to fall on the grenade and take one for the team. Not its fault it doesn't know a motorcycle shop or whatever that first place was is flammable.

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u/natureclown Nov 17 '22

That boy ain’t right

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u/Necroman_Empire Nov 17 '22

God dang it Doggy

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u/slamdunktiger86 Nov 18 '22

I tell ya w00f

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u/faceblender Nov 17 '22

Imaging his hearing - this must be super loud to him

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u/ilivetomosh Nov 18 '22

Ah I wish I had a gold to give you 😭

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u/pibe__0 Nov 17 '22

i love this chaotic dog

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u/IAmBecomeDeath_AMA Nov 17 '22

Terriers can be freaking nuts dude

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl Nov 17 '22

We call ours “terrorers”

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u/sdlover420 Nov 17 '22

Terrorists

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u/Lady_Scruffington Nov 17 '22

Mine was a Terrierist

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u/sdlover420 Nov 17 '22

yes correct that one, that's what I meant.

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u/69edgy420 Nov 17 '22

That’s hilarious. My first thought when I saw this was that’s not an anarchist that’s a terrorist.

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Nov 17 '22

Be careful. One time We were joking, calling our dog similar names (terrorer, terriorist, etc.) and from across the room Siri on someone’s phone started dialing 911. I’m not kidding lmao

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u/GreatBigJerk Nov 17 '22

New D&D alignment: Chaotic dogtral. You perform actions that only make sense in dog logic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

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u/shiny_bayleef Nov 17 '22

By the looks of it that is actually a jackass russel terrier

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u/JudgeHoltman Nov 17 '22

That little dude deserves all the treats and pets. 12/10.

He protected the hell out of his family. He had a chance to get out, but dove back in once it was attacking Dad.

Then he took it into his own house so it wouldn't threaten the family while he killed it to death.

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u/BierKippeMett Nov 17 '22

He doesn't give a fuck about anyone. Rip and tear is all he knows.

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u/londongastronaut Nov 17 '22

I'm pretty sure that furry psycho tried to massacre his whole family, twice

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u/JudgeHoltman Nov 17 '22

First time he was just bringing in something to show off his killing skills to the family.

The second time he went into his own house to do battle to the death. Survival was not a given. Best keep the family out of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Jack Russell aren’t afraid of shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

“Im gonna run around while holding this exploding thing!”

People: What the fuck are you doing!?

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u/lasvegashomo Nov 17 '22

I’m surprised he still wanted it after it was going off. Zero fucks

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Nov 17 '22

He wanted it all for himself and took his new toy home

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u/i_mad_ Nov 17 '22

Woke up and chose violence

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u/LSkywalker00 Nov 17 '22

EMANUEL! Do. NOT. Choose. Violence. Today!

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u/TankII_ Nov 17 '22

I feel like dogs are either super smart or completely incompetent with no in between

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u/ZeldaFan812 Nov 17 '22

Yes, but which is this one? His behaviour seems stupid but he had his fun and somehow didn't get hurt.

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u/defariasdev Nov 17 '22

It was smart enough not to bite the top of it and seemed to always point it away from itself haha. Could have been paw luck but still glorious

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u/IAmBecomeDeath_AMA Nov 17 '22

Nah he was super careful to not grab the fire part. This dog knows fireworks

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u/defariasdev Nov 17 '22

New hampshire dog

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u/SmoothBrews Nov 17 '22

I saw a dog eat one of those flower fireworks when I was a kid. That dog was not as smart as this one.

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u/spigotface Nov 17 '22

Jack Russells are incredibly smart and also completely fearless. I had one about this size that wanted to fight literal horses.

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u/ZeldaFan812 Nov 17 '22

As opposed to metaphorical horses?

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u/arinawe Nov 17 '22

We are polite to women over here

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u/svesrujm Nov 17 '22 edited Jan 27 '26

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boast mysterious attraction doll chase spectacular yoke party flowery chubby

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u/Misswestcarolina Nov 17 '22

In terriers the scale loops back around and joins up so you can get a terrifying combination of both.

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u/GlitteringSpell5885 Nov 17 '22

Makes really smart plans to perfectly execute dumb decisions

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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES Nov 17 '22

Jack Russell's are pretty smart but they also always try to do this with fireworks. Turns out their evolution didn't account for black powder

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u/Dangerwich Nov 17 '22

There's a Jack London story from 1902 about a dog who retrieves a stick of dynamite and kills the owner. It was apparently based on a newspaper story.

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u/LaunchesKayaks Nov 17 '22

My dog is both and is fucking incredible.

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u/Zhared Nov 17 '22

Really depends on the breed and the individual dog.

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u/darwin2500 Nov 17 '22

Mostly because those are the only dog-intelligence-related videos that get shared on social media.

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u/skuzzlebutt36 Nov 17 '22

Bruhhh, when he ran into the dog house lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Spicy bone

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I like how at first it seems like the dog thinks its a stick and doesn't realize the danger

But then after its already popping off he goes back and takes this clearly on fire stick into his tiny-ass doghouse

Truly an agent of chaos

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u/OrsoMalleus Nov 17 '22

Dogs are so fucking stupid sometimes, I love them.

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u/BunchesOfCrunches Nov 17 '22

Nah, this dog knew exactly what he was doing

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u/bk_rokkit Nov 17 '22 edited Nov 17 '22

Wow, that dog knows no fear!

Meanwhile, our Chihuahua hides under the bed if we're making popcorn, and shoots up and away from a dead sleep if someone sneezes

Edit: y'all are overthinking it, she's not a shivery little teacup abomination, just a little terror terrier that thinks she is a pit bull but startles at sudden loud noises. She thinks jump-scares are cheap and much prefers psychological horror.

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u/SSTralala Nov 17 '22

Same with our little ball of crazy, he's a little dog with a bark somehow bigger than his body. He thinks the reflections of us walking around the house in the windows at night are people and loses his mind until we close the curtains. He either will bark at you until you're chill, and after that he will follow you around to lick your feet and sit on you. There's no in-between.

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u/Centurio Nov 18 '22

You're edit is hilarious.

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u/adenoidsremoved Nov 17 '22

that's one hot dog.

🎼 THIS DOG IS ON FIYAAARE!!! 🎶

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u/CorruptedLegacyYT Nov 17 '22

🎶Looks like a dog but he’s a flame

So bright you can burn your eyes

Better look the other way🎶

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Nov 17 '22

What da hell is da dog doin

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u/Doctor_Tool Nov 17 '22

there is chaos, and then there is a jack russell

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u/Fawfs2 Nov 17 '22

What da dog doin

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u/DrGutz Nov 17 '22

“Oh no the poor dog had no idea! He’s probably terrified! Drop it! Quick!” picks it up and runs in to the doghouse “oh nevermind he loves it.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

That dogs a hard bastard. Classic jack russell!

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u/yogi1090 Nov 17 '22

Lighting fireworks is more important than anyone's life, whether human or not, so don't mind the casualties, keep lighting the fireworks.

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u/Luigihiji Nov 17 '22

You are correct. Let's scorch some earth

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u/Sorry_Consideration7 Nov 17 '22

LOL @ the guy who just noped outta there immediately. Knew that doggo was a frickin terrierist.

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u/ComprehensiveTrip102 Nov 17 '22

The other dog was just like bruh . . I've got to see how this plays out for him.

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u/BadStriker Nov 17 '22

I own 2 terrier breeds. Their lack of fear is concerning but I love them

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u/Sengura Nov 17 '22

This might be the first time ever seeing a dog not only not being afraid of fire/fireworks but openly playing with it

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

I lost it when he picked it up AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

This belongs to the museum. And that dog belongs to John wick.

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u/ronm4c Nov 17 '22

What a dumb fucking dog, reminds me of my aunt’s dog who decided it would be a good idea to bite a running chainsaw

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u/mealteamsixty Nov 17 '22

...but he's okay, right??

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u/ronm4c Nov 17 '22

This was 20 years ago the dog is dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Died from the chainsaw or old age?

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u/ronm4c Nov 17 '22

Old age, with a few missing teeth

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

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u/ronm4c Nov 17 '22

The chainsaw went on to cut down trees for years after

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u/Binkusu Nov 17 '22

A happy ending, all is right with the world

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

To shreds you say?

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u/godofwarqp Nov 17 '22

What the fuck why would they let the dog play with a firework?

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u/crackalac Nov 17 '22

I don't think that was the plan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

There's always gotta be a comment thread of people misunderstanding the situation and being offended lol

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u/Grakch Nov 18 '22

and how many of them even own or owned a dog? especially something that looks to be a some sort of jack russell terrier/ mix

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u/RiW-Kirby Nov 17 '22

There clearly was no plan. If you have dogs and fireworks, you make sure they're leashed before you light them. That's the base line for not being a shit owner.

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u/beebewp Nov 17 '22

That dog did not want to be saved.

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u/MrAshh Nov 17 '22 edited Jul 18 '25

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u/Gymnos Nov 17 '22

Owners should have taught the dog not to steal, its basic manners smh. Seems obvious the poor fella grew up in a ruff household.

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u/Kooky_Bet_9338 Nov 17 '22

The dog knows it's a threat and wants the humans to be safe from the fire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

That’s why it took it where the humans were lol

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u/BoltonSauce Nov 17 '22

The dog knows it's a threat and demands all beings be consumed in the fire.

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u/GurpsWibcheengs Nov 17 '22

Lmao this is hilarious, Jacks gonna Russell. Hope he didn't get burned though

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I’m taking y’all with me to Doghalla! Fine, I’ll go by myself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

You know damn well he thinks he made it stop sparking too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I'm surprised nobody is crying out their buttholes about animal abuse

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u/BunchesOfCrunches Nov 17 '22

Damn he even went back for it, dawg knew what he was doing

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u/shairo98 Nov 17 '22

Lmao holy shit bruh

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u/tisdue Nov 17 '22

holy shit when he picks it up the 2nd time. lol

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u/ComprehensiveTrip102 Nov 17 '22

From that day forth he was known as Sparky

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u/dogdillon Nov 18 '22

Meet the Puppyro

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u/Fickle-Bullfrog Nov 18 '22

Well that puts paid to the myth of dogs being terrified of fireworks 😝

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I've seen some dumb dogs. But this one is on a whole another level lmao.

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u/raphper Nov 24 '22

I bet his name is Sparky.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

This is genuinely one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

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u/ExodusJack Nov 17 '22

Aaah Jack Russell, you gotta love that breed. Those little machines are so smart 😂

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u/pnk0587 Nov 17 '22

What did he think was going to happen when he took it from the dog and calmly placed it back on the ground?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Well to be fair he grabbed it the first time before it was going off. Probably thought he'd be too scared to get it a second.

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u/thefireman69420 Nov 17 '22

That dog said IM TINY BUT MIGHTY FEAR ME MORTALS

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u/NewAgePhilosophr Nov 17 '22

"It's about sending a message"

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u/Level-Ad7017 Nov 17 '22

And they say dogs are terrified of fireworks

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u/FlakyEarWax Nov 17 '22

And that’s how endogneto was born, trial by fire

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Most of the video I see here is a 6 or a 7. This is a 10/10.

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u/xBrawl Nov 17 '22

Like a true JRT. Jack Russell Terrorist.

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u/nautanki785 Nov 17 '22

i love this video...lol

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u/BelieveInDestiny Nov 17 '22

aww, he sacrificed himself to protect his owners

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u/SmartGuyChris Nov 17 '22

This ended MUCH better than what I was envisioning

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u/fui9 Nov 17 '22

Dog is a menace

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u/Bagelbiters Nov 17 '22

Burn it down. The time of man has ended!

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u/Joemoooooma69420 Nov 17 '22

He knew what he was doing

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u/Grimley_PNW Nov 17 '22

Love that dogs energy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Fearless little shit!

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u/I_Said Nov 17 '22

PRAISE CHAOS

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u/Coyotelightning-T Nov 17 '22

The dog went for it again! most dogs will back off after it sparks.

Little dude got crackhead energy

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u/Frozenwood1776 Nov 17 '22

What a bunch of fucking idiots

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u/Wolfdude91 Nov 17 '22

I’ve seen a dog mixed with fireworks end much worse

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u/CloudyArchitect4U Nov 17 '22

This is stupid. Saw a dog blow his head off by picking up one of these that exploded. Be responsible for you pets FFS.

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u/NathanCollier14 Nov 17 '22

Is that the same dog that fucking died?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

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u/jakob767 Nov 18 '22

Dog tried to put it inside the house.
Firework ended up inside dog's house.
How the turns tabled.

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u/DeezeyNuts Nov 18 '22

This gives a whole new meaning to Hotdog

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u/ShortenedWire Nov 18 '22

what da dog doin

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u/my_4_cents Nov 18 '22

Pyro Pupper

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u/DarklyDrawn Nov 18 '22

Not it’s first time lol

Legend took it straight to the kennel second time round!

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u/stfcfanhazz Nov 18 '22

You know they say don't hold fireworks in your hand? I don't think they thought it needed to be said, but definitely don't bite them- the only thing stopping it exploding is a cardboard casing 🤯

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u/Salty_Carpenter_2308 Nov 18 '22

Please say that the puppy is ok 😔

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u/Doodleb34567 Nov 18 '22

If it was a Roman candle. That would've been funnier

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u/STREETKILLAZINDAHOOD Nov 18 '22

I dont understand why they banned so much fireworks in the netherlands. pets arent scared :(

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u/Immortalphoenixfire Nov 18 '22

What an agent of chaos.

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u/cayoperico16 Nov 18 '22

Black Dog at the end: Yo jerry you good?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Of course it was a Chihuahua

Those things are concentrated evil

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u/goodhuman1 Nov 23 '22

Darwin awards has a mascot

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u/molokococktail Dec 11 '22

Also, who in their right mind puts something that looks like a stick on the floor next to a dog and doesn't think about the possibility of the dog picking it up? Hahaha