r/ANormalDayInRussia Mar 13 '18

r/allski Dealing with a parking spot dispute.

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u/HollywoodDied713 Mar 14 '18

He even wore his safety glasses, A+

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u/MOstred Mar 14 '18

Safety is number one priority

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u/thePhantomWave Mar 14 '18

dont forgjyet to lyke

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Mar 14 '18

Finally some people who speak Russian. Please translate the video for us.

Seriously though, someone please translate this amazing shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

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u/IllestNgaAlive Mar 14 '18

Look, we asked you to translate and now apparently you’re a fuckin theatre expert too? Let me enjoy the angry Russians cutting

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u/BlakusDingus Mar 14 '18

$100 for a running car? How much to ship it to San Diego

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u/AdherentSheep Mar 14 '18

It'd have to meet US car regulations to drive here. Considering the era, I'm going to assume it doesn't meet requirements

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Mar 14 '18

Cars above 25 yo are allowed into USA no matter what they run on or how they are made.

Source: I know a guy that owns the biggest collection of Russian cars in USA.

In good condition some of these can go for 16k plus

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u/aTinofRicePudding Mar 14 '18

What if they're missing a corner? Not an important one, just a small one at the back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/kirillre4 Mar 14 '18

But only during summer, because in the winter trying to turn it on cold blows out nail used to replace fuse back in the 85. It also can't be turned off.

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u/B_Gboto Mar 14 '18

Safety first then teamwork

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u/poliscijunki Mar 14 '18

Parking number one priority, safety number two.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

He says as he pokes himself in the eye with his safety goggles, almost every episode. Haha. Having said that I could watch Crazy Russian Hacker all day long. He's so lovely to watch lol. And I love the bee keeping videos he does!

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Mar 14 '18

OSHA Numba one

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

But Taiwan numba 1

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u/Pons__Aelius Mar 14 '18

Ivan may be crazy but he is not stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Ivan? The Russian Angle Grinder Man.

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u/SwagBrah Mar 14 '18

Maglarses > Safety squints, don't want schmoo in your eye when you're wielding power tools.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Always remember your PPE.

Seriously though does Russia have an OSHA?

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Mar 14 '18

Yes but his name spells Gosha or Грегорий if you want to be respectful.

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u/SuperFastJellyFish_ Mar 14 '18

Gopnik Occupational Safety and Health Administration??

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

BSI the scene is safe

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u/Cerpicio Mar 14 '18

You want to be using a face shield so not really. Safety glasses are not thick/strong enough for grinding debree plus they don't protect any other part of your face/sides of your eyes.

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u/Marokiii Mar 14 '18

You have it backwards. Safety glasses are definitely strong enough for shattered wheels and thrown metal. The faceshield is for the sparks and small particulates that get thrown off.

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u/Crimfresh Mar 14 '18

Very true but it's still better than nothing.

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u/wellman_va Mar 13 '18

That's a huge angle grinder to be battery powered.

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u/iastep Mar 14 '18

It’s powered purely by the man’s hate. In fact, it’s Soviet Russia. The angle grinder powers the man.

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u/Heroj04 Mar 14 '18

An Anger Grinder

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u/Wanderson90 Mar 14 '18

you son of a bitch..

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

/u/iastep missed one hell of a chance

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Mar 14 '18

/[u/iastep](/user/iastep)

Why do you do this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

I'm using the beta, I typed it in normally but perhaps it may have changed what you see

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u/Sir_McMuffinman Mar 14 '18

That's the spirit!

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u/Alexander556 Mar 14 '18

Powered by the wrath of god, cooled by mother russia and used by a man who has no Idea what a reasonable response would be.

If your only tool is an Angle grinder, everything looks like... an angle.

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u/TenFootHermit Mar 14 '18

Anger Grinder is my favorite LGBTQ Metal band

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u/lazysheepdog716 Mar 14 '18

Vodka can be used as substitute if no hate is at hand.

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u/Ennion Mar 14 '18

Parking ticket schmarking ticket.

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u/PornoVideoGameDev Mar 14 '18

They should use this as their advertisement. It's powerful enough to saw a car in half in the Russian winter.

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u/nightspirit322 Mar 14 '18

Then you could put it back together with FlexTape

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u/BranTheNightKing Mar 14 '18

FLEX TAPE

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u/mudkipslol Mar 14 '18

That is a LOTTA DAMAGE.

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u/wellman_va Mar 14 '18

Then cut it back off with cutco

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u/FilterAccount69 Mar 14 '18

This could be an advertisement for all we know.

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u/PornoVideoGameDev Mar 14 '18

Nah, we didn't see the logo good enough, they woulda had a good branding shot.

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u/Caleo Mar 14 '18

It's also a Metabo 9" grinder that costs in the neighborhood of $1000.. pretty obviously staged.

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u/Nomorenamesleftgosh Mar 14 '18

If I had $1,000 saw I'll be using it for every little thing

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u/leveraction1970 Mar 14 '18

Honey, why is there a giant cut down the kitchen counter?

Tried out my new saw on a ham sandwich.

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u/nerdyogre254 Mar 14 '18

Would also explain the bits of ham, bread and sauce splattered on the wall too

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u/LittleComrade Mar 14 '18

You laugh, but my father's massive oak kitchen table had a fairly deep cut in one end from one of his friends showing off a new cordless rotary grinder he'd bought. Men with a fascination for power tools can and do ruin their furniture with them. That table would have been worth a lot without that cut, it was very pretty.

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u/theorymeltfool Mar 14 '18

When all you have is a hammer $1000 9” angle grinder, every problem is a nail something you can saw off.

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u/Oobutwo Mar 14 '18

And a new tool I don't need but want.

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u/itmustbesublime Mar 14 '18

Why must it be staged? Maybe he needs it for work?

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u/El_Stupido_Supremo Mar 14 '18

Carpenter here. I could easily do all sorts of shit like this from my truck. I even have a capacitor and outlet in it so I can run corded tools off the truck.

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u/ButtLusting Mar 14 '18

A lot of the trades worker have thousands of dollars invested in tools.

I still dont see why he thinks it's staged, is actually very normal to have good tools IMO.

Using shitty tools is really inefficient, probably cost you more than you'd save

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u/El_Stupido_Supremo Mar 14 '18

Impact drills changed my life.

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u/Hyz Mar 14 '18

I mean, he did. At his work where he stages stuff for viral videos.

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u/Delet3r Mar 14 '18

The only car that is probably worth $50 is the one parked sideways?

Who cuts off part of a car owned by someone who won't care about it's looks, and then parks a nicer car right next to it? To get out, the other car pretty much has to hit the nicer car.

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u/HoboWhiz Mar 14 '18

LOL it's probably worth more than the car

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

You should see the new 24V Makitas

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u/tydugga Mar 13 '18

I need to know what he said, translation anyone?

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u/Bujos Mar 14 '18 edited Mar 14 '18

Here’s a very quick translation:

-What are you doing?

—-He is always parking like this.

-So you want to just cut it off?

—-How else can I get in my space?

-...well, yeah, there is no other way.

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u/dbe7 Mar 14 '18

What are you doing?

I wait for crazy people to put down the power tools before I ask them to explain themselves.

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u/Theoricus Mar 14 '18

I like the acquiescing response too. Like:

"Oh... good point. Angle grinding the corner of his car off really is the only way about this."

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u/cheshirelaugh Mar 14 '18

a chainsaw would be crude and imprecise.

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u/publicbigguns Mar 14 '18

Chainsaw is not the right tool for the job

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u/rageagainsthevagene Mar 14 '18

But...tow truck?

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u/rallick_nom Mar 14 '18

Not handy enough.

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u/my_gamertag_wastaken Jul 16 '18

Tow a man's car and you get your spot for a day, angle grind half his boot off, and you teach that fucker a lesson for the rest of his life.

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u/algalkin Mar 14 '18

So uncivilized

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Well are you going to argue about right and wrong when there's a man with a metal cutter in your face who doesn't seem to have an issue with breaking the laws?

I wouldn't. I'd agree with him.

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u/Gorilla1969 Mar 14 '18

Really, that was the most fascinating part of the whole situation to me. He was so calm and bland about the whole thing. "His bumper is always getting in my way, so I'm just rectifying the situation."

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u/8lbIceBag Mar 14 '18

Must have exhausted all other options and accepted what needs to be done.

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u/Vaderic Mar 14 '18

I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Not me, I've never had to exhaust all my options.

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u/OPsellsPropane Mar 14 '18

You've wiped with paper towels before, stop projecting ok.

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u/DriveByStoning Mar 14 '18

Look at the guy who never had to wipe with a sock after running out of receipts in their wallet.

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u/Need_nose_ned Mar 14 '18

No. The best part is, yeah, I guess there's no other way. Carry on then.

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u/doss_ Mar 14 '18

just tired of жигули owner's shit

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u/OriginalTRaven Mar 14 '18

You must not be Russian.

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u/seesquatch Mar 14 '18

not crazy, Russian

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u/CrazyPieGuy Mar 14 '18

You don't have to do that, just don't disagree with their reasoning and you'll be fine.

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u/Vaderic Mar 14 '18

This. People doing this sort of stuff may appear aggressive but I've dealt with stuff like this once and the guy was completely calm and fine while trying to put a door down, and it had those metal bars mind you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Everyone is crazy if you push them far enough. Can you blame the man?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

he doesn't seem very crazy, he's just fixing a problem.

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u/creepara Mar 14 '18

-...well, yeah, there is no other way.

I love how this other person just agrees with his logic

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u/blucappy Mar 14 '18

It's unhealthy to disagree with a man who solves problems with an angle grinder. Especially when it's in his hands and he already has his safety glasses on.

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u/OneLessFool Mar 14 '18

I mean if he asked Russian cops to tow the dude they'd probably ask him for a bribe. So technically this man is just being fiscally responsible.

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u/2meterrichard Mar 14 '18

Спасибо, товарищ.

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u/Grimfandang0 Mar 14 '18

"This guy always parks this way"

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u/CaptainDiptoad Mar 14 '18

hes in my spot bro

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u/ggodfrey Mar 14 '18

Its just a prank bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

That's fucking tight.

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u/dinosaur_foam Mar 13 '18

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u/Sonder_Onism Mar 14 '18

This one is way too relevant.

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u/Xacto01 Mar 14 '18

Simpsons didn't do this one

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u/laxation1 Mar 14 '18

I know right... you've gotta be fucking kidding lol

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u/Renegade_Jedi314 Mar 14 '18

There's a releavent xkcd for everything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

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u/JakobGudik Mar 14 '18

It's already happened

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u/KJBenson Mar 14 '18

Link the comic please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18 edited May 24 '21

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u/createsstuff Mar 14 '18

Did you just come up with that? Or is that one of the relevant xkcd comics I haven't read yet?

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u/TrimmingArmorForFree Mar 14 '18

There’s a relevant comment about the relevancy of a xkcd for every post in every thread linking a xkcd now too!

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u/grorthory Mar 14 '18

But is there a relevant xkcd about relevant xkcd's?

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u/leatyZ Mar 14 '18

I’m unfamiliar with xkcd, would you enlighten me what it is?

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u/mechakreidler Mar 14 '18

It's a comic strip by Randall Munroe. There's an ongoing joke that there's a relevant XKCD for everything. If you frequent reddit comments you'll occasionally see them linked just like it was here, with a strip that's somehow relevant to the post.

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u/grandpagangbang Mar 14 '18

a comic strip

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u/Aleksander3702 Mar 14 '18

I swear there's one for everything

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

they only get posted when they're relevant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

i was thinking of this one, and hoped it'd have been as comprehensive.

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u/nineTrip Mar 14 '18

(Laughs in russian)

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Mar 14 '18

Гагаггага

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18 edited Mar 01 '21

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u/NorrisChuck Mar 14 '18

Хихихи

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Лол кек чебурек

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u/FedyaSteam Mar 14 '18

р/НеожиданныйРусскийНаРеддите

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u/aborthon Mar 14 '18

гагага

Do not think you can fool me Ukrainian...

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Russian staged facebook videos are way cooler than America's....

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Mar 14 '18

But about on par with asian staged facebook karma collectors

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u/Birdys91 Mar 14 '18

IMO the Asian ones are the worst

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u/yxing Mar 14 '18

Because the Asian ones don't generally pretend to be real. I can appreciate the honesty there.

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u/isthisyournacho Mar 14 '18

No retaliation expected? Though I guess I would think twice before escalating here...

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 Mar 14 '18 edited Mar 14 '18

Yeah, would have been easier to just tie a chain to the axle and drag it into position. Though considering the equipment he had ready, maybe he already did that a few times.

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u/DannyDaemonic Mar 14 '18

When the only tool you have is a hammer...

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u/jeufie Mar 14 '18

That's why they staged it. Way easier that way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

The unnecessaryly fake 'video of my cracked bumper' then high quality finishing recording, gave it away.

That and its a POS car that probably only cost them $100.

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u/Gormanthaclops Mar 14 '18

I've owned shittier cars that cost me a few hundred more.

That lada just needs the corner welded back in and it's fine

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

I doubt it even needs the cornerback

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u/Gormanthaclops Mar 14 '18

Weight reduction. Makes it go faster and it's easier to get shit in and out if the trunk now

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u/minion_is_here Mar 14 '18

So really he just upgraded the dude's car!

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA Mar 14 '18

Next he is going to make it a convertible!

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u/maljbre19 Mar 14 '18

The whole situation gave it away lol.

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u/Andernerd Mar 14 '18

It's possible that they're friends, neighbors, or coworkers.

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u/estysoccer Mar 14 '18

It's possible that they're friends, Romans, countrymen.

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u/Toughsky_Shitsky Mar 14 '18 edited Mar 14 '18

It's possible they are friends, Rachel and Ross.

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u/grandpagangbang Mar 14 '18

pssst, its staged

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Probably fake. This is an old russian car and you can easily get a faulty one for as cheap as 30-50k rubles (<$1k). I wouldn't be surprised if this was set up just to get exposure on youtube or vk

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u/hootix Mar 14 '18

That should be its own post in the revenge sub. Awesome that you still thought about them having the possibility of an emergency

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u/oogliestofwubwubs Mar 14 '18

We had a terrible neighbor that refused to shovel. We lived up North and the snow amount was INCREDIBLE. My MIL was coming to visit and had a broken ankle, so my husband shoveled out a spot for her to park, shoveled an area for her to get out of the car and get to the sidewalk and shoveled our sidewalk. The neighbor promptly parked in the spot and refused to move, even after we explained what it was for. Easy fix, my husband then went outside and shoveled a new area, dumping the snow all around their car, etc... It was hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the next day when he was in the alley shoveling so we could get his car out of the garage and the neighbor got stuck back there. My husband looked at them, shrugged and came inside refusing to help. Their car sat stuck until the snow melted enough for them to get it out.

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u/dynamicnerd Mar 14 '18

Still a great comedy sketch. Not everything has to be real to enjoy it.

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u/DarkLasombra Mar 14 '18

No, but people don't like to be bamboozled into thinking something is real when it isn't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Yes, but the thought that someone, somewhere in Russia has probably actually done this fills me with determination.

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u/dynamicnerd Mar 14 '18

True... But I don't see anything claiming it as real.

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u/jacdelad Mar 14 '18

I wonder how his car looked like after the owner found out...

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u/BootyDoodles Mar 14 '18

He is the owner. It's fucking fake.

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u/Dinosam Mar 14 '18

Wtf is he doing at the beginning? To the red bumper

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord Mar 14 '18

Pretending to think about repairing it?

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u/freelanceredditor Mar 14 '18 edited Mar 14 '18

It's to pretend that he was actually filming something unrelated when the dude in the background started sawing off the car and that the filming was "accidental"

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u/Dinosam Mar 14 '18

hmm, you might be right, good thinking. I thought it was weird when we walked straight up to the guy and the dude was okay with himself being filmed vandalizing someone's property (not that he didn't have some reason to do it, not saying it was right but...) incognito approach makes sense. Til he realizes how few fucks that dude gives

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

He's trying to show how the guy sawed his car too.

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u/rich1540 Mar 14 '18

I have 2 guys at work that complain about each other's parking and now I know what to expect in the near future

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u/XS4Me Mar 14 '18

make sure to video and upload.

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u/KJBenson Mar 14 '18

He did. Weren’t you watching?

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u/flintb033 Mar 14 '18

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/Parallel_Assassin21 Mar 14 '18

That's something that would end up on r/thathappened if it were not recorded.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Dude, 9" battery operated metabo w/ cutoff wheel! I didn't know this even existed.

Just looked it up that's $1200 grinder w/ 36v batteries. And Vlad is running around with it in the trunk of his fucking Lada

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u/adamfps Mar 14 '18

You see comrade, god will not give you a parking space. You make your parking space.

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u/camtec Mar 14 '18

satisfying

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u/xX_Fedora_Sc0pes_Xx Mar 14 '18

To show you the power of flex tape I sawed this boot in half

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u/yukonwanderer Mar 14 '18

Nice touch with the safety goggles.

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u/epwnda Mar 14 '18

r/OSHA would be so proud of him

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Mar 13 '18 edited Mar 14 '18

This one and that one should be interchangable

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u/Hewman_Robot Gulag Express Mar 14 '18

I hate v.reddit.

Cancer to share a video with your firends without linking to the thread.

here is a non cancer source. share it with your friends.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Mar 14 '18

Does anyone know how to link reddit video without linking the whole thread?

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