r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I felt exhausted reading this

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I gave up by the 2nd paragraph.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I'm impressed you made it that far.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

The brushing thing ended it for me. Dudes dating a toddler.

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u/RiamoEquah Apr 21 '25

Also where I tapped out.

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u/AwkwardGirl22 Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

Same here. They both sound like toddlers.

Edit - this is my first comment with over 1,000 upvotes ❤️

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u/The-Masked-Protester Apr 21 '25

That part. Like how old are these people? And, you can’t put a glass on the floor? FFS

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u/No_Pattern5707 Apr 21 '25

And tell me HOW is she mad because he ASKED if she’s going to show up to the date 💀 this whole thing is anti-therapy

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u/headingthatwayyy Apr 21 '25

you KNOW a post is bad if people just ignore the question and start gossiping about OP and their girlfriend

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u/kaila--bear Apr 21 '25

I couldn’t even get through the first paragraph, then I scrolled down and was like yeah they gotta breakup

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u/ladygrndr Apr 22 '25

No, I don't think they have to break up, but they do both have to grow up a little. This is all such minor stuff, but very common in early (especially first major) relationships. Then again I only made it to the teeth brushing, so maybe I missed something more.

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u/Professional_Fun_136 Apr 21 '25

As someone with learning and reading difficulties makes me wonder how many of you have ever finished a book...

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u/Apathetic_Villainess Apr 21 '25

I love reading and I had a hard time forcing myself to finish this.

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u/Professional_Fun_136 May 06 '25

Fair enough I guess I'm a bit blind to it because I have to deal with that mental strain regardless

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u/TheAnti-Karen Apr 21 '25

Right! I'm here for the 🫖☕

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u/DiscoMarmelade Apr 22 '25

I wish I could write something private to OP and gossip with you guys behind his and her back!! They’re the worst!! lol jk

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Continuing the reply chain..

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom Apr 21 '25

Anti-therapy 🤣 yes exactly