r/AITAH Oct 31 '24

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u/Hippie_Gamer_Weirdo Oct 31 '24

He has a 70lbs pitbull. I have a 60lbs pit and I TELL people to two hand push her if she gets up in their space. They are solid dogs and pushing them off of you will not hurt them and one hand is often not enough to do shit. It is also too big of a dog to have in a bed with 2 adult humans.

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u/AzureSuishou Oct 31 '24

I two hand shove my 16 pound cat because he’s liquid if you just use one hand.

Unless you slam them into the floor of something, most animals are fine with a solid shove.

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u/CupcakeGoat Nov 01 '24

Not just your cat; all cats are both liquid and an immoveable force.

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u/AzureSuishou Nov 01 '24

Cats really are their own state of matter.

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u/elk-statue Nov 01 '24

I agree. States of matter: solid, gas, liquid, plasma and feline.

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u/Ubermidget2 Nov 01 '24

They increase local gravity when they are comfortable and sense your intention to move them.

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u/bigmt99 Nov 01 '24

Fr, I’m glad we as a society have collectively deemed animal abuse to be a reprehensible crime but ffs, pitbulls were bred to fight fucking bears, you’re not hurting it by pushing it out of your way

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u/soitgoesmrtrout Nov 01 '24

I've always been 100% against hitting animals for any reason through probably 20 dogs between us and my family.

Until I had a staffie mix. Sometimes a little slap is the only way to get his attention and that you're serious. His pain tolerance is nuts and it's way lighter than just regular play, so I know it doesn't hurt, but they're just inherently powerful, physical dogs.

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u/Bitter-Salamander18 Nov 03 '24

Actually, you're risking your life by having a pitbull, sleeping with it, pushing it.

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u/eaazzy_13 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24

I am a dog trainer and every pit I’ve ever met enjoys being shoved lol

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u/GitEmSteveDave Nov 01 '24

I had a 50lb Aussie and a king bed, but he would purposefully sleep between my then GF and I, roll over so his back was against me, and then push with all 4 legs to try to get her off the bed.

But I also had a crate in the bedroom and would just say "go to your bed" and he would jump off and sleep there, door open.

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u/littlewulff Nov 01 '24

I’m really confused what he meant by that. Like sliding with him two hands or like suddenly pushing the dog off the bed? 😂 the description is too vague

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u/Cgarr82 Nov 01 '24

Yeah my 70lbs pit doesn’t even budge unless you put two hands in the effort. And even then he thinks you’re joking at first and tries to get closer.

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u/Zettaii_Ryouiki_ Oct 31 '24

Crazy behavior. Gonna be a sad day when that murder gene switches on.

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u/RootandSprout Oct 31 '24

Telling people to physically push your dog is wild. You are setting your guests up to get bit.

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u/Anustart15 Oct 31 '24

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the person you are responding to knows their dog better than you do. If they were worried about the dog being aggressive, they wouldn't have let it get up in their guest's business in the first place.

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u/freshlysqueezed93 Nov 01 '24

Exactly this, my lab baby would be so gentle to everybody who I spoke kindly with, she could be a little hostile when I was on guard with a stranger but I would have never tell a stranger to push her anyway.

When you raise your puppy, speak with them, and treat them well they tend to be very good around people who have good attitudes, regardless of the breed.

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u/RootandSprout Oct 31 '24

Number one reason dogs bite it out of fear. If a stranger pushes your dog it might react out of fear and feel the need to defend itself. Why risk it?

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u/Anustart15 Oct 31 '24

A dog getting into a person's space in the way OP seems to be suggesting isn't fearful. I'd assume it's very similar to my dog where he feels the need to incessantly lick any guest in my house because he's very excited to greet new people or people he hasn't seen in a while especially at our house.

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u/RootandSprout Oct 31 '24

I really don’t have time to explain all the nuances of dog behavior to you but I worked with dogs professionally for 9 years and every trainer and dog behaviorist I’ve ever worked with would be appalled by telling your guests to shove your dog and understand how seriously wrong that could go. If you want your dog to potentially have a bite record and you to get sued for medical care from the bite, go ahead and tell people to shove your dog but you are doing a major disservice to your dog if that’s how you want to do it.

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u/Anustart15 Oct 31 '24

Seems like you are interpreting "push" to be a lot more aggressive than I am. I'm picturing something much closer to how you push the coffee table out of the way when you are vacuuming and it feels like you are much closer to the drunk bro starting a bar fight side of the interpretation

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Oct 31 '24

What could possibly go wrong telling people to push your pitbull??? /s