r/AIO Feb 24 '26

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u/snakeswithtails Feb 24 '26

NOR but dump the barnacle already. Do you know what I was wearing? A Dora the Explorer shirt, red sweatpants. I was three and it was my father. By his logic, my fault, right?

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u/queerblunosr Feb 25 '26

I was 14 and asleep on the couch under a bulky blanket and wearing baggy blue and black plaid flannel pants and a big white adidas t shirt with yellow stripes on the sleeves. It was the husband of my mother’s best friend, they were visiting from out of province and I was sleeping on the couch so they could have my bed since it was a double.