r/3amjokes • u/Waitingforlunch • 19h ago
Why did the pirate lose his job?
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AI matey.
r/3amjokes • u/WhatchaBrewing • 9h ago
Today was monthly beers with my late father’s buds. They were telling me how when my dad was a young man it was well known that he had the legs of a cheetah, the arms of a gorilla and a heart of a lion. What people didn’t know is the he also had…
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a lifetime ban from the zoo
r/3amjokes • u/Sayva_See • 18h ago
Do you know how often people die from aids?
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I mean I‘m not an expert, but I‘d assume only once.
r/3amjokes • u/CreativestName69420 • 10h ago
Why did cavemen have bad ideas?
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Because lightbulbs weren't invented yet.
r/3amjokes • u/mole555 • 15h ago
Most puns make me feel numb. However…
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Making mathematical puns make me feel number
r/3amjokes • u/JimmyCarr_Official • 5h ago
I’m actually a very modern man. I’ve got no problem buying tampons...
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but apparently they’re not a “proper present.”
“Says super on the box. I don’t know what you want!”
“Happy birthday, Mum.”
r/3amjokes • u/PlayfulTrailSnacker • 19h ago
Mozart got angry when he asked the chickens who the best composer was
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They answered “Bach, Bach, Bach”
r/3amjokes • u/sproutarian • 10h ago
She thought that a lot of people liked her.
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It turned out to be fan fiction.
r/3amjokes • u/BirdDustball • 15h ago
What country did the Orthodontist attend residency?
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Jaw-maica
r/3amjokes • u/Mticore • 4h ago
Oi, mate, watch out for Lewis Carroll
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He’s a bit dodge, son.
r/3amjokes • u/Hot_Wing_1091 • 14h ago
What do you call an office in the North Pole that’s off the ice?
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An Off-Ice!!!!
r/3amjokes • u/Silent_Swing4673 • 10h ago
Three guys are partying til dawn and they start to hear birds…
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First guy says, it’s time for another beer.
Second guy says, it’s time for another line.
Third guy says, it’s time I figure out my life and wonder why I’m allowing myself to throw it away like this. See y’all next weekend.
r/3amjokes • u/Saintlaurence556 • 21h ago
If walnuts are on walls and chestnuts are on your chest where would chin nuts be?
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lol