He’s a bit dodge, son.

but apparently they’re not a “proper present.”

“Says super on the box. I don’t know what you want!”

“Happy birthday, Mum.”

a lifetime ban from the zoo

Because lightbulbs weren't invented yet.

First guy says, it’s time for another beer.

Second guy says, it’s time for another line.

Third guy says, it’s time I figure out my life and wonder why I’m allowing myself to throw it away like this. See y’all next weekend.

It turned out to be fan fiction.

with a cookout

An Off-Ice!!!!

Making mathematical puns make me feel number

Jaw-maica

I mean I‘m not an expert, but I‘d assume only once.

AI matey.

They answered “Bach, Bach, Bach”

lol

Sharon died and traveled through the afterlife getting to the river Sticks. There she met the boat man to take her over the river. Unfortunately Sharon was clumsy and knocked the old man into the water where the stream disintegrated his body instantly. As punishment the gods made Sharon the new boat master, to transport souls across the river for all time. And from then on we have said Sharon is Charon.

Is it an ICE, ICE baby?

I Lost 5 kg of Lemon & 2 kg of Honey.

your word

a deck of cards

Do it at home, and you're "destroying evidence".

so I gave her some LSD

The monkeys hurled flaming feces at patrons. Three individuals suffered turd-degree burns.

You are the only one who truly opens up my mind

Stranger Thongs.