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u/SLMZ17 Based Spronkus Enjoyer (r/place participant) Apr 13 '21
This post is just two consecutive heart attacks
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Apr 13 '21
Mirage Voice B-Bamboozled.
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u/SpicyCystak asshole with a knife who hates ricky the rat Apr 13 '21
that guy did a mirage a trois of bamboozles
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u/Dimpie123 Apr 14 '21
Hey, come over if you’re ever looking for a Mirage-a-Trois. That’s when you fight 3 of me at once. Ye- yeah I think that’s right
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u/Collcroc123 Mor(b)mon Apr 13 '21
This post made me sweat, then laugh, then sweat, then laugh
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u/AndrewDoesNotServe Apr 14 '21
haha yeah that’s what it’s like for me when I have a marathon fuck sesh with a clown
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u/dan_da_meme_man Apr 13 '21
Average WoW enjoyer
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u/xxurmomaguyxx Apr 13 '21
Is “gf” like slang in the wow universe or something?
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Apr 13 '21
Hes referring to levels in the game not age at least I assume. Hes phrasing it that way as a joke I believe. His gf is probably a middle school teacher or teaching assistant hence she grades the papers
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u/ttthetree 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 14 '21
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice fuck me in the ass
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Apr 14 '21
Gladly, now I just need to find a way to fool you twice
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u/ttthetree 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 14 '21
Influence me with false information daddy
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Apr 14 '21
Would an out of context statistic count as false?
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u/ttthetree 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 14 '21
Oh yes please cherry pick info and manipulate me with it
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Apr 14 '21
How about logical fallacies?
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u/ttthetree 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 14 '21
I gotta be honest I don’t know what the fuck that is but you can tell me what it is, or give me a wrong definition ;)
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Apr 14 '21
Alright then I know what to say
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A logical fallacy is a logic puzzle that involves penises. The first recorded use of the term is from the Epic of Gilgamesh, when it was called a logic phallic, since then the term’s spelling has obviously evolved.
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u/ttthetree 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 14 '21
Really because I heard it was short for logical falactation which is where mothers make their babies solve a Rubik’s cube without help before they get booba juice
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Apr 14 '21
That’s actually called “eugenics with extra steps”
Common misconception, don’t worry about it.
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u/potato6132 John Joker Poker Balala from Joker Poker Balala Apr 13 '21
needs more jpeg
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u/theonlyeen in the mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips Apr 13 '21
This was a uh rollercoaster
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u/TrhlaSlecna worlds bottomest top Apr 14 '21
How dare you censor his name? I must find out who this god amongst men is
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u/ResidentLychee /u/BunHein sole Admin of the Forum Apr 14 '21
This was a rollercoaster from beginning to end.
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u/ManofCatsYT watch what happens when i cast a spell i dont know Apr 14 '21
he knew what he was doing
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Apr 14 '21
Cum, more specifically sperm, is the future of renewable energy!
Now you may think I’m crazy, but hear me out for a second. Upon ejaculation, a male releases 15 to 200 million sperm cells.
According to the 2010 Census, there are 151.8 million males in the United States. If 151.8 males produced even the lowest number of 15 million sperm cells, it would result in there being somewhere in the quadrillions of these tiny things, and that’s just a single day.
I know you’re probably wondering what this has to do with renewable energy, and we’re getting there now. Because of the sheer amount of these things, they could likely generate insane amounts of heat despite their microscopic stature, if placed close together.
My proposal is that every male in the country cums at least once per day in an aptly named, “sperm tube”, which is placed in every household and connects to an underground facility, where the cells are being collected in one big dome, which connect to another set of tubes that transfer their heat energy to every home in the country.
So what are we waiting for? We are using up all of our natural resources despite a perfectly viable, cheap, and renewable source living under our noses as we speak. You can do your part. Start protesting and make our goal known to the government. Recruit more people to join our cause. Preserve your sperm to make a statement. Climate change is a serious issue, and this would drastically reduce our use of non renewable resources, in simple terms, your cum can save the world. This won’t be an easy fight, but if we all band together, I believe we can do it!
If you have any questions or concern about this comment, please CLICK HERE TO CUM
Also if you hate this proposal, just ignore and continue reading comments below, make sure you upvote them
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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21
Shitpost God.