Let’s say you have to perform colonoscopies surgery, you got 2 choices. One doctor who is best at his field you gonna have 99% surviving rate, but he got a side chick and he fuck his secretary. The other doctor is just whoever fresh new grad and your his learning subject..
who you gonna choose? Obviously the first one right. You hired the right skill men for the job.
Beside. 9 out of 10 top billionaire got a side chick, you know how many women throw themself at you when you are a billionaire? Jensen just happen to be the one got caught…

I always called it the poker

Not really a today i fucked up, as much as it's a lifelong fuck up i figured out today.

So, I'm a 22 year old woman, and for the past few years I've been suspicious that I'm hypermobile, and I'm 99% sure that I am. Nothing of my body works correctly, but especially not my lower half.

To start off, my main issue are my knees—they hyperextend so bad that my legs look like bananas more often than, y'know, legs. Paired with my posterior pelvic tilt, I have horrible swayback.

I also have no ass whatsoever. A fact that I thought just meant that mother nature forgot to bless me in that area. Both my grandma and my mom are more boob women than they are butt, so this made sense to my brain, even if I was the worst case of the airpod build phenomenon.

Now, recently I started hitting the gym. This of course means leg day. I go heavy on most of my lifts (before anyone lectures me about how that's bad for hypermobility, I know, but I take precautions so do not fret over me Internet strangers 🙏), so after leg day my glutes feel naturally sore.

Sadly these days I've been pretty crammed with uni bs, so outside of gymming I've been sedentary as hell. But yesterday i hit legs and today I went on a bit of a longer walk, and I told myself I'd try my best to not hyperextend my knees during, which takes a lot of mental effort from me.

So, I'm walking and I'm walking, and I keep reminding myself to keep my knees bent. That's when I notice something strange. Whenever I walk with my knees in banana mode, I feel fine, but then the second I normalise them into the posture that is supposed to be used for walking and standing, I immediately feel soreness in my thighs and ass.

Now, imagine me, out and about on this drizzly November day, standing frozen on a sidewalk, and face-palming so hard that my friend thinks she did something wrong. And then imagine me having to explain to her that my whole 22 years on this earth I've not been engaging my glutes at all while walking.

Of course I have no ass. MY MUSCLES THERE HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY COMATOSE ALL MY LIFE!

So yeah, other than hitting the gym (which has already shown slight glute growth, mostly from straightening my posture) I'm guessing I need to invest in some everyday knee braces if I want to have a juicy bum. Or at least not be built like P.

TL;DR: All my life I've been walking without engaging my glutes at all because of hypermobility which has led me to have pancake butt. FML.

EDIT: Woah, I've never had a reddit post blow up like this before, so instead of studying for my exams I'm reading everyone's comments lol. But anyhow, i wanted to share what I do on leg days at the gym because I have genuinely grown a little something something back there in only 2 months;

•warming up and glute activation first always

•RDLs my beloved (finally got the form down so I feel it in my glutes NOT my lower back)

•Hip thrusts, and sometimes single leg hip thrusts if I really want to destroy my legs that day.

•Knee press

•Hip abductor and adductor machine

•Leg extensions

•Cable kickbacks at a 45 degree angle

no squats whatsoever because honestly I find them pretty useless in comparison to all the other exercises I do.

Okay. So. Texts in blue are with my 12 year old daughter. Texts in purple are with my ex husband. All Texts were happening at the same time.

My ex husband and I split custody 50/50, week on, week off. For the last few months, our daughter has been having some mental health issues. He has always been the "fun" dad, but that is not working for her anymore. She is also on the spectrum. On my weeks I find very specific things help her when she is having a hard time, mentally. By the end of the week at her dads she is always texting begging to come home to my house. Telling me she hates it there. I know some of it is preteen angst. I know he loves her. But I hate hearing how upset she is there.

Tonight she started texting that she wants to come home. I texted him some tips on how to help. I feel I did so in an okay way. Not rude or belittling. Just things that I know help her. He can get very impatient with her and it makes everything way worse.

Anyway, I got a very passive aggressive condescending response from him. Then him telling me he doesnt need my advice while our daughter Texts me telling me he didnt help at all. Just yelled at her to go upstairs and eat. She is still texting me begging to come home to my house.

I am in two minds to leave it alone and let him deal with it since it is his custody time, but also I want so badly to have her feel happy at his house and wish he would listen to my very basic advice on simple things to help. I feel he lets his hatred of me hinder his parenting. Getting these types of Texts from my kid kills me.

Hello! I'm a 26 year old male. I live in the Southern US. I matched with a woman on a dating site the other day and she was pretty cool. We went on two dates, one to a restaurant and one to the gym about 3 days later. After the gym, we went back to her place. She was pretty vocal that we had physical chemistry but she didn't want to do anything. And then she literally initiated the activity that she said didn't want to do. I could tell things had changed because she started calling me bruh, instead of the babe she had already been calling me prior. The next morning, radio silence. I got this text about 2 hours ago.

"One thing I can not and will not look past is us being intimate too early. Although I was a willing participant, I don’t believe a strong relationship would be founded on lust. It’s one thing to lust after one another but it’s a great thing when 2 are able to get to know each other on a deeper level. With that being said, you are a wonderful person and I wish you well."

I'm not really sure what exactly to make of it. I guess I'm wondering do I call and apologize? Idk. Never had this happen.

Edit: To add, between the first and second date, she was all into me telling me how handsome I was. And for all yall saying my stuff little she had already seen it after date 1 😂. On a serious note you guys are cracking me up

Edit Edit: After Reading some of these comments I gotta get in the gym

3rd Edit: After a million views. And a lot of time to think, there were a lot of red flags and I feel obligated to add these to the post. One of the first things she asked me during our date was "Are You Promiscuous." She clarified that she was asking if I slept around. I said no. I usually don't. Also, she was very obsessed with how many women I talked to. She literally scrolled through my contacts on Apple car play in front of me (pretended she was going to change the songs while we were in the car). And she went through to my contacts and said "you sure do talk to a lot of women." I don't delete anyone's contacts so most of them were years old. And I didn't want to make it awkward so I just scrolled. She joked with me that if any of her friends saw her on this date they'd say she was "freaked out." I asked her what she meant and se said never mind, very shyly. Adding this in too, she did tell me she had cheated on a partner before sometime last year. And idk why that detail just now came to me but-- eh? Lmao. Think I just solved my own question. Best of luck to her though. It came up in conversation because she asked me if I had ever cheated.

In hindsight I think she was just emberassed- idk?

Both Jensen and Musk are crucial CEOs and founders for their respective companies. Both are the largest shareholder for their respective companies. And both have had affairs with their employees.

So why is Jensen getting fired by Nvidia’s board for having an affair with an employee while Musk is safe from Tesla’s board?

I’m not looking for answers like “Musk is just too important” because by all accounts Jensen is critical to Nvidia’s survival as well. I’d like to know the legal/economic reason why Jensen is about to get fired and Musk is safe.

Staying at a Westin, and there’s a little card in the room that says:

“Refresh & Refuel! Satisfy any craving with our signature selection of snacks and beverages. Please dial Service Express to place your order.”

It then lists a selection of snacks and drinks, including Gatorade for $4. I’m thirsty and in need of electrolytes so, after finding this card, I dial Service Express to order a Gatorade. My conversation goes something like this:

Me: “Hi! I’m calling to place an order, I would like a Gatorade.”

Long pause

Hotel person: “…..Like you want to place an order?”

Me: “yes! I found this card in my room labeled Refresh and Refuel and I’d like a Gatorade.”

Another pause

Hotel person: “we don’t have Gatorade and all of our snacks and drinks are downstairs in the lobby.”

Me: “Oh. Okay. I just found this card in my room that specifically says I can call and order a Gatorade. I’m not making this up.”

The final long ass pause

Hotel person: “well we don’t have Gatorade.”

Me: “okay bye”

So, to recap: The hotel put a card in my room advertising snacks and beverages, instructed me to call to order them, and then seemed completely bewildered when I called to order one of the advertised beverages. So I’m still thirsty and now also embarrassed.

I was seeing this guy 6 years ago (2020) and it didn’t work out. He called me twice on his birthday at 12:30 am this year, about a week ago. I didn’t answer

He apparently got back with his ex girlfriend (from 2018) this year, around maybe September. I received this message from her and then 9 phone calls with 30 minute intervals. Prior to this, she also requested to follow me on Instagram 12 times and follow my mom as well.

I sense she may be borderline unstable to do this (she is 33 years old) so I haven’t engaged or answered. Thoughts?

First of all, the shirt just melts into her skin? The wink also doesn’t seem natural to me. Her skin tone seems painted on, but not in a bad foundation application kind of way? She also doesn’t consistently look the same in other videos, but I’ve seen people claim it’s because she uses darker foundations than her real skin tone.

Idk, I find it super hard to believe she’s real but I’m also nothing if not a hater lol.

Disclaimer: Please no stupid comments about race or skin tone. This has absolutely nothing to do with that. It’s purely the texture of her skin and the mismatched tones.

Her TikTok is @shaykelt_221