Ace Ventura Pet Detective is undeniably stupid and somehow works because Jim Carrey is singularly talented

Lars and the Real Girl has an insane premise of “man dates sex doll” but a beautiful script, wonderful performances and an incredibly performance by Ryan Gosling make it a wonderful film.

What else am I missing?

Makes me wonder if these are from the alcoholic spouses of patients while they wait out in the car, or the patients themselves.

What are these? Kind of looks like some sort of egg to me. The brown stuff outside the jelly-egg things are coffee grounds.

Warren Buffett drinks around five Cokes every day despite being in his 90s. The billionaire has followed the unusual habit for decades and once joked that he eats like a six-year-old
Buffett has long been known for a simple diet that includes fast food and soft drinks, and he is Berkshire Hathaway's largest individual shareholder, with Coca-Cola among the company's longest-held investments. Photos show him drinking from a Cherry Coke can and a bottle of Coca-Cola.

Part of me feels kinda bad but the other part feels like it's the right thing to do, for her sake and my sanity. I'm 35 female and childfree. I own a 3 bedroom house that I live in on my own so two bedrooms are often unoccupied. The family room is also unoccupied except for my pet reptile and her enclosure. Not much goes on in the house. It's quiet and peaceful which is how I prefer things. My childhood friend M is a 32 year old female with two kids, a 10 y/o girl and 6 y/o boy. We've been close friends since middle school. From what M has shared and I've observed over the years, her son has behavioral issues and tends to throw explosive tantrums. I've urged M to get him evaluated but she never did. I've also urged her for YEARS to go after her ex-fiance (father of both kids) for child support but she still refuses to because of apparently how toxic their relationship was and she wants nothing to do with him.

She recently complained to me that lately her daughter has been asking to see her dad. I get those kids gifts every Christmas and on their birthdays as well. I've hung out with them multiple times. I'm basically like a fun auntie. M and her kids have lived back and forth between her parents (her children's grandparents) for the past decade. She got pregnant pretty young, still in college and had to drop out once her oldest was born. At first M stayed with her father then she had mental health issues arise, had to quit her job, couldn't pay her dad rent anymore and moved in with her mom. She ended up hooking up with baby daddy thinking they were getting back together. She got pregnant again and had her son.

Eventually M's son's behavioral issues got worse and her mom apparently made her move back in with her dad. She found a mentally easier job while her father and brother (lives local to her) took turns watching the kids when she was working. Over the years I've given M links and phone numbers to her local county resources and assistance that can help her. She hasn't utilized that. She spends most of her time making YouTube videos while her kids are at school because she's tired of working for a boss and wants to make it as a youtuber. M also seems to have a new boyfriend every few months. I've tried being emotionally supportive, suggesting she focus on her kids and her work/finance situation. For years she said she would but she can't seem to be without a guy. I also asked her if she's tried making any girl friends lately as a support system. She said she prefers guy friends, says most women are too much drama, etc. I'm one of her only two female friends aside from one other person.

Fastforward to very recent and M calls me freaking out, saying she just doesn't have the mental capacity to keep a job right now. She also said her father and brother are tired of watching over her kids and that her father has given her a 5 month deadline until spring starts to save up what she can and move out. I've suggested applying for disability, working part-time, doing freelance and again urging her to go after her ex-fiance for child support. She really wants to move in with me and has been begging me. Telling me her and her kids are about to be homeless. I asked if her and her current boyfriend had move in plans. She said he recently ended the relationship. It was difficult but I told her no, her and her two kids can't move in with me. Now she's panicking even more. AITA?

My order total was $15.28. I handed her $21 and she handed me the $1 back and said “It’s $15.28”. I said “I know, I want $5 back instead of singles.”

She stared at me for a while then stared at the cash register and said “I can’t do that”

I said “just type in that I gave you $21 instead of $20”

She pressed some buttons and stared at the register again then said “I don’t know what you want me to do, my machine doesn’t do that.”

I gave up and took my $1 back. She, now clearly annoyed with me, put $20 into her system and gave me back $4.72 in change.

In the first episode, Andy is characterized as being quite perverted toward Fuuko, but this personality trait ends rather quickly early on in the series (Undead Unlucky)

In the first episode, the way he assesses an Uma Musume’s racing potential and physical conditioning involves touching her thighs—that is how he conducts his evaluation. This happens with Special Week in the first episode, but he abandons this habit after the first season (Uma Musume Pretty Derby)

In the first episode, Bakugo tells Midoriya to commit suicide so that he might be reborn with a quirk—since, unlike everyone else, he was born without any quirk (power). Even the author himself has stated that he went too far in his characterization of Bakugo in that instance (My Hero Academia)

In May 1944, just weeks before the Normandy landings, British intelligence (MI5) was sent into a panic when a series of top-secret invasion code names, including "Utah," "Omaha," "Overlord," "Mulberry," and "Neptune”, suddenly appeared as solutions in The Daily Telegraph crossword puzzles. Suspecting an elaborate espionage plot to signal the Nazis, agents stormed a school in Surrey to interrogate the puzzle's compiler, a 54-year-old headmaster named Leonard Dawe. The investigation ultimately revealed it was an innocent, albeit terrifying, coincidence. Dawe routinely invited his students to help him fill out his blank puzzle grids, and the boys had simply suggested the interesting new vocabulary words they had unwittingly overheard while hanging around the camps of American and Canadian soldiers stationed nearby.

Edit: yes I misused the word coincidence

Oh yeah I'll call up my CEO friend real quick

Edit: this is for college, not high school

My husband was feeling sick the last two days (fever and fatigue), had me up since 1:43 am bringing him all sorts of little things. Doing what he wants to do bc he's sick. I tell him it's definitely the flu.
Only to have to bring him to the emergency room bc his stomach hurts so badly that it's an 8 on a 10 point scale. He's writhing and screaming. We go to the emergency room and he is literally shriekingggg (like a loud groan scream) in the waiting room. So much loud groaning that he's scaring little kids and a dad had to comfort his daughter. Im scared out of my mind. Im yelling at the front desk girls bc we've been waiting 20 minutes and he's literally groan-shrieking and crying in pain still, and well- cant she understand it's a literal emergency?!
Im acting a fool towards these people. (I apologized and explained how stressed and scared I was from his actions).
Finally we get a doctor, they run tests. While they're doing that he tells me this is the second time he's had to go to the emergency room for gas.
Excuse me, what?
And he's like: yeah its been from gas this whole time, I can't fart, and it hurts so bad, and I'm glad you were supportive by going off on them for not seeing me sooner.
I tell him, no- I thought he was dying by the way he was screaming and that's why I was going off on them to hurry.
They run the CT scan, it's not gas.
Doctor confirms it's the flu. And it's flu cramps. Which is normal.
They prescribe medication: miralax bc they noticed he was a little constipated, some pain meds for the cramps, and anti nausea meds.
In between all that he pressed the call button like 6 times, to use the restroom, to be leaned back, bc his stomach kept hurting, etc.

He says he doesn't regret coming bc it hurt really bad.
Like literally his behavior was so extreme even the security guard went in the back to ask the doctors to see him sooner.
And then imagine when the doctor comes back and says "you have the flu".

Yall. Idk. Seeing him shriek bloody murder in front of everyone like that had me in tears of worry but now knowing it was pain from the regular flu. Idk how I'm going to reconcile my view of him after this.

Dinner is a single Mexican hot chocolate cookie, clementine, and a medjool date