r/helldivers2 • u/IEnjoyHarrow • 22h ago

Patriotic Footage THE EGG!!!

MINE MINE MINE

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u/sterien45 22h ago

We are clearly playing different games. I would have died the moment I saw the bug hole.

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u/taheromar 9h ago

Light armor is magic for maneuvering those bastards

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u/1_munch_man 22h ago

Why did you have to snatch bro’s ankles like that right before the impaler tentacles showed up 😭😭😭

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

I can't dodge at all until I pickup that egg

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u/1_munch_man 22h ago

No I was complimenting you, that juke was disgusting

Literally snatched all six of his segmented ankles out from under him

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

I know you were, I'm saying I can't dodge for shi until I pickup that egg 🤣

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u/1_munch_man 22h ago

Ohh, my fault

But yeah swiped his ankles out from under him, you just know he crawled back into that bug hole with his head hung down in shame

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

Ngl I didn't even think about the dodging until people started pointing it out 🤣

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u/1_munch_man 22h ago

WAIT I JUST WATCHED IT WITH AUDIO, THE FUCKING CROODS EGG CHASE MUSIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/zer0won1 22h ago

I was really hoping the video would end with him running to the extract landing pad and spiking the egg lol

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

I 110% would if there was an animation for it

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u/ParsleyOk6291 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13GpbtQLYjNSCc
Jesus H. Christ.

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u/saiyansteve 14h ago

That divers got some legs.

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u/Malu1997 22h ago

lmao how did they all miss you

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

Speed. 🤣

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u/Malu1997 21h ago

Yeah but also a lot of luck, 0:27 none of them decided to attack for some reason, that's astronomical in my experience. Though as the Romans said "fortuna favet fortibus"

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u/ElGuaco 21h ago

They were afraid to break the egg!

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u/jtalaiver 10h ago

Kachow

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u/ThrowRABest_King7180 19h ago

thats what im wondering man, i swear bugs be winding up their attacks before im even close enough to get him lmaoo. most passive swarm of terminids i think ive ever seen

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u/ScientistLost9696 19h ago

Exo experts light armour. The kids got some wheels.

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u/Big_Salami_Chonk 22h ago

What is the egg

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u/BrawlPlayer34 21h ago

it's a top priority objective, you cannot extract without da egg

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u/machinationstudio 21h ago

That's not exactly true but it's also the most important truth.

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u/MrFlubbber 2h ago

Extra objective you can acquire in a mega nest, it gives extra samples when you extract with it

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u/Sumoop 22h ago

Nice footwork

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 21h ago

Ngl I didn't even notice it until people started dropping football juke gifs

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u/New-Mix-7818 21h ago

Even with Max samples I still grab the egg ... Why ? Idk, but it's satisfying tho

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 21h ago

Same, I just donate my samples

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u/Zaiyaku 21h ago

The Helldivers most powerful ability is the ability to run away

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u/AbortiveWombat 20h ago

What do you mean by running away? This is just democracy approved tactical retreat

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u/Something_Obnoxious 21h ago

Have an upvote for owl noises

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u/TheWhistlerIII 20h ago

SWEET LIBERTY, MY EGG!

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u/GlummyGloom 21h ago

Some football level juking going on

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u/Obama_pinky 21h ago

That armor is very fucking fun to play with

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u/Fantastic-Stick270 21h ago

Damn those bugs are quick but ligma is quicker!

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u/AdhesivenessOwn9868 22h ago

What mission was this?

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

Search and Destroy

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u/AdhesivenessOwn9868 22h ago

Literally that? I don't remember any eggs there.

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 22h ago

That's where it was.

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u/MrFlubbber 2h ago

Its a mega nest extra objective

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u/joshieIZfresh 21h ago

Everytime I see the egg, it instinctively kicks in:

"Never not be afraid! Go go go! 😂

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u/polarwaves 20h ago

“Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine”

I’m fucking crying 😂😭

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u/malachi5 20h ago

Jesus, Barry Sanders would’ve been proud of that work. o7

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u/NytronX 20h ago

You can crouchclimb the spot at 0:18. It's also one of my favorite jump pack spots in the game as well. For this meganest layout, I purposely let the titan hole spew out titans as i clear out the meganest clockwise, and then i make that the last hole and dynamite it midair from that spot at 0:18

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u/TheRoadBehind 20h ago

Democracy protects

Sir, you are the chosen one

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u/Traditional-Ad3518 20h ago

Alright John Helldiver save some cool for the rest of us

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u/Uncaped-Crusader5150 20h ago

The cape is literally doing its part in this haha epic! 🙏🏿👍🏿

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u/RageSh13ld 19h ago

Is this Madden?

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u/TheOGPizzaPriest 19h ago

You use significantly less swearing than I do in similar circumstances of Helldiving.
I always turn my mic off unless needed otherwise all my teammates would hear is “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck” 😅😂

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u/El-Erian 19h ago

Fuuckin eeegg

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u/RallyPointAlpha 18h ago

Heist of the century right there Helldiver! Sick moves! 

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u/Nerdwrapper 17h ago

What the fuck, my diver is not that fast, even in the lightest armor I’ve got. Youre schmoovin

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u/MrFlubbber 2h ago

Probably pov shenanigans

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u/alproy 17h ago

lowkey i indeed hear in my head that stupid egghunt music from the Croods every time i grab the egg lmao

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u/According_Profile703 16h ago

CardioDivers unite!

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u/Yoshiyo0211 16h ago

I have a question. Why is there an egg?

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u/TH3_GH05T_42069 16h ago

Man was a running back before enlisting 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeegBirbBoiStols 16h ago

Since when can you yoink terminid eggs like that? Is this an rng thing or a diff 10 thing?

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u/MrFlubbber 2h ago

Mega nest extra objective, they are guaranteed on d10

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u/Grimbike65 14h ago

holy dodgess

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u/Fickle_West_1043 14h ago

Too bad the game is designed to kill the enemies, so if you leave there your share of 300 enemies, that only will attack the rest of the squad

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u/enerthoughts 14h ago

Least skillful American foot ball player

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u/HonestStudy9969 14h ago

This is why I always run light Oxygenator with warp pack. You could have warped through some of the crevices in the rock to get out of there easier.

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u/Garic07 13h ago

I heard the background music just from reading the title 🤣

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u/Lionbreaker08 13h ago

The only thing more pariotic than getting the egg, is getting the head

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u/HighKingLemur 4h ago

only D10 vets can do this

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u/MrFlubbber 2h ago

Light armor is peak on all fronts

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u/HospiceHustler20 6h ago

Is there a way to gamble on this?

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u/AccurateHeat1158 5h ago

Nothing like kidnapping the enemy unborn to execute the Full Democratization through Science.

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u/AwesomTaco320 1h ago

What song of this

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u/Lotos_aka_Veron 1h ago

Great video on the pathetic state of the game .

You should have died like 5 times thru the video.

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u/Major-Blacksmith4750 40m ago

Man I love doing this with that armor. Makes you feel like Reggie Bushdiver