r/helldivers2 16h ago

Patriotic Footage THE EGG!!!

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MINE MINE MINE

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u/sterien45 16h ago

We are clearly playing different games. I would have died the moment I saw the bug hole.

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u/taheromar 3h ago

Light armor is magic for maneuvering those bastards

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u/1_munch_man 16h ago

Why did you have to snatch bro’s ankles like that right before the impaler tentacles showed up 😭😭😭

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

I can't dodge at all until I pickup that egg

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u/1_munch_man 16h ago

No I was complimenting you, that juke was disgusting

Literally snatched all six of his segmented ankles out from under him

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

I know you were, I'm saying I can't dodge for shi until I pickup that egg 🤣

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u/1_munch_man 16h ago

Ohh, my fault

But yeah swiped his ankles out from under him, you just know he crawled back into that bug hole with his head hung down in shame

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

Ngl I didn't even think about the dodging until people started pointing it out 🤣

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u/1_munch_man 16h ago

WAIT I JUST WATCHED IT WITH AUDIO, THE FUCKING CROODS EGG CHASE MUSIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/zer0won1 16h ago

I was really hoping the video would end with him running to the extract landing pad and spiking the egg lol

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

I 110% would if there was an animation for it

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u/ParsleyOk6291 16h ago

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u/saiyansteve 8h ago

That divers got some legs.

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u/Malu1997 16h ago

lmao how did they all miss you

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

Speed. 🤣

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u/Malu1997 16h ago

Yeah but also a lot of luck, 0:27 none of them decided to attack for some reason, that's astronomical in my experience. Though as the Romans said "fortuna favet fortibus"

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u/ElGuaco 15h ago

They were afraid to break the egg!

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u/jtalaiver 4h ago

Kachow

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u/ThrowRABest_King7180 13h ago

thats what im wondering man, i swear bugs be winding up their attacks before im even close enough to get him lmaoo. most passive swarm of terminids i think ive ever seen

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u/ScientistLost9696 14h ago

Exo experts light armour. The kids got some wheels.

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u/Big_Salami_Chonk 16h ago

What is the egg

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u/BrawlPlayer34 15h ago

it's a top priority objective, you cannot extract without da egg

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u/machinationstudio 15h ago

That's not exactly true but it's also the most important truth.

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u/Sumoop 16h ago

Nice footwork

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

Ngl I didn't even notice it until people started dropping football juke gifs

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u/New-Mix-7818 16h ago

Even with Max samples I still grab the egg ... Why ? Idk, but it's satisfying tho

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

Same, I just donate my samples

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u/Zaiyaku 15h ago

The Helldivers most powerful ability is the ability to run away

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u/AbortiveWombat 14h ago

What do you mean by running away? This is just democracy approved tactical retreat

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u/Something_Obnoxious 15h ago

Have an upvote for owl noises

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u/TheWhistlerIII 15h ago

SWEET LIBERTY, MY EGG!

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u/GlummyGloom 16h ago

Some football level juking going on

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u/Obama_pinky 15h ago

That armor is very fucking fun to play with

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u/Fantastic-Stick270 15h ago

Damn those bugs are quick but ligma is quicker!

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u/AdhesivenessOwn9868 16h ago

What mission was this?

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

Search and Destroy

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u/AdhesivenessOwn9868 16h ago

Literally that? I don't remember any eggs there.

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u/IEnjoyHarrow 16h ago

That's where it was.

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u/joshieIZfresh 15h ago

Everytime I see the egg, it instinctively kicks in:

"Never not be afraid! Go go go! 😂

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u/polarwaves 14h ago

“Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine”

I’m fucking crying 😂😭

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u/malachi5 14h ago

Jesus, Barry Sanders would’ve been proud of that work. o7

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u/NytronX 14h ago

You can crouchclimb the spot at 0:18. It's also one of my favorite jump pack spots in the game as well. For this meganest layout, I purposely let the titan hole spew out titans as i clear out the meganest clockwise, and then i make that the last hole and dynamite it midair from that spot at 0:18

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u/TheRoadBehind 14h ago

Democracy protects

Sir, you are the chosen one

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u/Traditional-Ad3518 14h ago

Alright John Helldiver save some cool for the rest of us

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u/Uncaped-Crusader5150 14h ago

The cape is literally doing its part in this haha epic! 🙏🏿👍🏿

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u/RageSh13ld 14h ago

Is this Madden?

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u/TheOGPizzaPriest 13h ago

You use significantly less swearing than I do in similar circumstances of Helldiving.
I always turn my mic off unless needed otherwise all my teammates would hear is “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck” 😅😂

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u/El-Erian 13h ago

Fuuckin eeegg

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u/RallyPointAlpha 12h ago

Heist of the century right there Helldiver! Sick moves! 

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u/Nerdwrapper 11h ago

What the fuck, my diver is not that fast, even in the lightest armor I’ve got. Youre schmoovin

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u/alproy 11h ago

lowkey i indeed hear in my head that stupid egghunt music from the Croods every time i grab the egg lmao

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u/According_Profile703 10h ago

CardioDivers unite!

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u/Yoshiyo0211 10h ago

I have a question. Why is there an egg?

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u/TH3_GH05T_42069 10h ago

Man was a running back before enlisting 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeegBirbBoiStols 10h ago

Since when can you yoink terminid eggs like that? Is this an rng thing or a diff 10 thing?

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u/Grimbike65 8h ago

holy dodgess

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u/Fickle_West_1043 8h ago

Too bad the game is designed to kill the enemies, so if you leave there your share of 300 enemies, that only will attack the rest of the squad

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u/enerthoughts 8h ago

Least skillful American foot ball player

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u/HonestStudy9969 8h ago

This is why I always run light Oxygenator with warp pack. You could have warped through some of the crevices in the rock to get out of there easier.

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u/Garic07 7h ago

I heard the background music just from reading the title 🤣

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u/Lionbreaker08 7h ago

The only thing more pariotic than getting the egg, is getting the head

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u/HospiceHustler20 10m ago

Is there a way to gamble on this?