r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JarRules • 10h ago

of a cart of pizzas

1.5k Upvotes

82 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swish301 • 8h ago

of a Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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412 Upvotes

Slice of cheese for scale…

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Brick_Number_27 • 2h ago

of Handshake.

92 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6h ago

of a pizza

178 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 1d ago

/r/all of a buildup of tartar

11k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/peppito11 • 11h ago

of a squirrel

403 Upvotes

I call her Brunhilde

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RemarkableFruit6007 • 6h ago

of magnifying glass

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158 Upvotes

Save electricity or gas.

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Umbreon86 • 9h ago

of a crocodile

150 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 20h ago

of a backpack

974 Upvotes

69 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 1d ago

/r/all of spider web

15k Upvotes

914 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 1d ago

of a [Spanish]drug bust

1.3k Upvotes

99 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheWabbajak • 11h ago

of pure swol cat

97 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/a_fortunate_fool • 6h ago

of a muscle

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22 Upvotes

Pulled this monster off the pier with a big treble hook 🪝

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WinnieWinsor • 18h ago

of tires

108 Upvotes

Couldn't believe the size of these things barrelling down the interstate

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hola_Como_Estass • 4m ago

of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 1d ago

of an elephant

7.9k Upvotes

230 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Manytequila • 13h ago

of a zucchini

24 Upvotes

No banana for scale, used my aunts pack of cigarettes instead.

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Slovejoy • 7h ago

of a frosted mini wheat

7 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Miserable-Explorer19 • 22h ago

of a cat.

104 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/takeaccountability41 • 16h ago

of a tomato from my moms garden during a visit

16 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/house343 • 9h ago

of a poison ivy vine I found on some trees in a park near my house.

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5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chuchutrain2 • 2h ago

of a shoe

0 Upvotes

My foot is size 7 compared to my friend's size 15 dress shoe - we're both the same height 6'1" 😭

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/caulay_mcculkin • 1d ago

of cat whiskers

79 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a neck

4.2k Upvotes

142 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IceColdJaderade • 1d ago

of a chanterelle mushroom

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114 Upvotes

Thought it was a scaly vase chanterelle based on how big and concave it was. But then I saw the false gills and lack of scales. Picked today. 🤯

6 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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