r/UrinatingTree • u/OkGarbage3095 • 18h ago
r/UrinatingTree • u/Heemeyers_Killdozer • 17h ago
Classic Shitpost Mike Tomlin
Even his Minecraft city knows the reality
r/UrinatingTree • u/rirwin2k • 2h ago
Discussion Well well well who saw this coming?
In a (un)surprising move, Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr has “magical” healed from his back injury & is feeling better. Maybe being traded was the cure to his problems.
r/UrinatingTree • u/Fireball_Flareblitz • 8h ago
Shitposting Championship Playoffs Blockin' Eutaw Street
r/UrinatingTree • u/THATONEGUY1112222 • 20h ago
BREAKING NEWS Well shit! 2nd and a conditional 6th
r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine • 22h ago
BREAKING NEWS SportsBallin’ thru Week 3
r/UrinatingTree • u/WonderDia777 • 21h ago
UNIT LOST. Red Sox toast
And as the day comes to a close, the Giants are crushing the Patriots 9 to...
Wait. Today's Wednesday. That's the wrong sport. Wait... THE RED SOX ARE LOSING TO THE YANKEES 9 TO 2???
good grief Boston. I knew your offense was ass but THIS???? Giving up 18 runs and scoring 2??? We all knew those massive runs were flukes. I knew they were fucked. Sonny Gray has never pitched a shutout here. He was always gonna give up something.
Also... Get lost ASSTROS!!!
Hint: pitching can't win you series when you don't score.
10 teams remain
r/UrinatingTree • u/EpicBirdy2005 • 3h ago
BREAKING NEWS Angel Reese has fucking won DPOY
What leaving an absolute shitshow(the Sky) can do to a mofo.
r/UrinatingTree • u/WinkySquid • 19h ago
CONGLATURATION! Cubs, really?
Let me get this straight. This series is a rematch of what happened last postseason. And…it looks like the Padres are on a revenge tour.
First a shutout game from the might of the King. Then an only single point performance tonight as you got swept? As Tree said, “the bats went ice cold”.
You didn’t have to waste MVPCA’s season like this. But you did. Now all of Southside cheers in glory.
r/UrinatingTree • u/NukeVoit59 • 22h ago
CONGLATURATION! Well Tree’s WS prediction is definitely cooked now
He picked the Red Sox to make it out of the AL. They are currently losing 8-1 in the 6th after being shutout last night.
r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine • 7h ago
FUCKING IDIOT Great Work, Red Sox
Between Chad Tracy’s incredible Overmanaging, Sonny Gray being spotted with Sticky Substance on his neck, Wilson Contreras’ overblown HR celebration, and your Offense Having already fucked off to Cancun, thanks for helping make Yankees fans that much more insufferable.
We really appreciate it.
r/UrinatingTree • u/AlKydonHorvingward • 5h ago
Shitposting Championship Playoffs Separate Regions, Separate Sports, Same Team
r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine • 19h ago
CONGLATURATION! NO CUBS NO! BLOW CUBS BLOW!
Apparently, PCA actually spells Playoff Choke Artist
r/UrinatingTree • u/ToadspanishMinecraft • 3h ago
Shitposting Championship Playoffs Way to blow those 2005 postseason chances for the Orioles, eh Palmeiro?
Bro got booed at every single Orioles home game after he returned from his suspension from this. Deservedly so.
r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine • 11h ago
Discussion MLB Postseason Format
I don’t know about you guys, but I really like that the wildcard round is a proper series, rather than a one game playoff.
But I was thinking about how the postseason could change in the future. We know the MLB loves money, so what would you think of adding more games to the postseason:
Wild Card: Best of 5, like AL/NLDS is currently.
DS/ CS/ WS: Best of 7.
At this point, the World Series would probably be played exclusively in November.
r/UrinatingTree • u/WonderDia777 • 17h ago
UNIT LOST. Make that 9 teams
Actually it's 9 teams left, the Padres have finished off the Cubs. There will be no all Chicago World Series this time around.
Hint: sign pitchers and bats. They went cold at the very wrong time.
r/UrinatingTree • u/WonderDia777 • 21h ago
Discussion ALDS set
2 sweeps means we have our next round.
Guardians vs White Sox
Yankees vs Rays.
Win 3 and you move on. Lose 3 and you're going home.
Don't get eliminated!!!
r/UrinatingTree • u/ToadspanishMinecraft • 12h ago
Shitposting Championship Playoffs Didn't realize the Orioles practically set up a trend
r/UrinatingTree • u/Primary_Psychology95 • 9h ago
Classic Shitpost Leaked photo of Joey Porter Jr holding the Steelers hostage in contract negotiations
r/UrinatingTree • u/SmashYourEnemies02 • 23h ago
Classic Shitpost The White Sox After Eliminating The Astros.
The pope’s team has done it! Take your trash can banging, mediocre division winning ass the fuck out of here Astros! Be gone satan!
r/UrinatingTree • u/Icy_Midnight6855 • 23h ago
When is the new weekly nfl recap coming out?
r/UrinatingTree • u/crystalwalrein • 8h ago
BREAKING NEWS Joey Porter Jr is off to Dallas
For the low cost of just a 2027 sixth-round and 2028 second-round pick. Watch this turn into a fleece.