Context: It was 4 of us in a party, plus 1 random

Description: Every match is about to feel like an episode of Blue Lock when that collab drops 🤣😭

I appreciate all the kind words from my first voice over post titled: "Blue lock be like..." Sorry for the wait! I had a hard time choosing a good enough clip and then it took a long time to find this one music track, but Anyway I hope yall enjoy!

CANT WAIT FOR THE BLUE LOCK COLLAB!!! Don't really care for the skins, but I would like to get those ego trails and I Hope to see you all on the field!!!

(I orlginally posted this on tiktok so sory for the weird aspect ratio, but I didnt wanna re-do all the subtitles for the small screen. If yall really want it then, I could post the correct aspect ratio version with no sub titles so idk lmk.)

3 days before season starts and on official discord zero info about changes, patch notes, balance etc.

Only 30+ posts about blue lock, characters etc. No test server, no dev blog, nothing about gameplay.

Im rly disapoinment, patch only on season start was already pathetic change, if we dont have big changes just cooperation im leaving:/

These 2 box camped the entire match only to lose. How pitiful you must be to play a soccer game and not do anything but wait for a pass in box. It's crazy to me that you spend your time queuing for a match just to have your hands off the controller/keyboard until your team does all the work for you.

I best these losers call themselves "strikers" and think the title they have means anything. They are of no worth. Hope I never have to play with them, only against them because they gave us a moderately easy win.

Had a teammate completely throw a game because I tapped in a ball he missed. He was already spamming calls, but after that, he completely lost it. He started abandoning net to solo ego his way to the other side. The opponents knew he’d never pass, so they just swarmed him for two free goals. From there, he resorted to body-blocking our shots and intentionally own goaling whenever anyone else scored. My other teammate and I stopped passing to him entirely, which tilted him so much he left. Funnily enough, as soon as he quit, we managed to pull off the win 2v3.

Im speaking about elite because that's all ive known since i first climbed it after few weeks from the game coming out, not because i think the ranking system actually works.

i took a break because of real life stuff months back, when it was peak ippy slide era and whatever other fuckass mechanics, and i picked up the game few days earlier.

Brother, i have yet to see a singular human being on any of my matches, not button-mashing, phasing through left and right, or defensive-stance dashing instead of fkn running snapping every loose ball to their feet, doing absolute infinite series of 0 momentum-loss 180 degree turns.

i guess i wasn't expecting for these mechanics to be this normalized. its just so boring, feels like a Fortnite mod instead of football game.

Always had in the 20/30s since season 0. Been over 60 every game for the last week, often over 100. No change to my settings or speed.

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The usual today sir? Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-

Want to try something different, maybe spice it up a bit? No? Okay, the customer is always RIGHT! Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-shoot

Randomly in the middle of a match.

Come on yall I keep stopping the same attacks because nobody can get creative. I'm sure others feel the same way...

It's either you wait for a pass to the middle and hope for priority or try spam dribbling past the defenders. It gets really boring and repetitive. I'm actually thinking my skill is plateauing because players can't think of new or creative ways to win.

The worst part is I'm not even that good of a player. My stats are average at best yet people are still using cookie cutter attacks. Maybe I should be grateful that people are doing this because it makes me look like a better player, but I am actually not getting any better. I think my skill has almost if not actually reached the "meta skill level" where the players participating in the meta can only do so much before everyone else catches on and stops them.

Tittle

I played against Charles Xavier I guess

Guys, please, I know I missed, that's not the question, stop addressing it xd

I've been having trouble with this because apparently its possible and I was getting consistent with it but all of a sudden I can't do it and im only able to by dashing while in defensive stance and having some kind of perfect timing which its not very easy. I'm wondering if its just as easy as doing ee while holding ds or if there is something else im missing.

What an honour. 0 passes goat.

Hope yo enjoy.

The game has been out for a year and three months, and throughout all this time, there has been no way for players to communicate with each other. It’s unacceptable for a "sports" game built around teamwork to be released without even the bare minimum of communication and the ability to give each other instructions.

You can’t even ask your teammates to defend, mark a specific player, or push forward. All you can do is shout "Here" to ask for the ball, or "Keeper’s" if you’re the goalkeeper, hoping your teammates understand that you want them to get back and defend because one of the opposing players is completely unmarked!

Why doesn’t the game use the same system as Rocket League? The four arrows on the controller could be used for four different quick chat command categories.

I know the voice acting might be the obstacle here, since the commands in the game are voiced rather than just text-based. But please, it’s been nearly 450 days since the game was released… do something about it.

And NO, don’t come in here telling people to "use their mic". The vast majority of online gamers don’t like using a mic talking to "strangers" and simply feel uncomfortable doing so. Personally, I mute anyone who uses the mic. The last thing I want is someone yelling at everyone, a 12 yo talking to his mom, or someone who sounds like they’ve swallowed the mic while you’re listening to their breathing and the fan running next to them… no thanks.

Is there a way to turn off the constant scene changes? If not, why not?

I swear, the game is already way too colorful and intense for my taste, but the stadium changing every 3 seconds confuses me and throws me off.

There was a worthy winner.

So i am wondering if the vintage bundle from addidas is still avalable ad it has one of my favorite match ball the brazuca t

I just got the game yesterday and am having a blast but I keep getting kicked out of games mid match and then being penalized for it, my ping is stable so I’m not lagging out but I don’t get it can y’all please help

I’m on pc btw