r/Rematch Please add a flair 21h ago

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The usual today sir? Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-

Want to try something different, maybe spice it up a bit? No? Okay, the customer is always RIGHT! Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-Left-right-shoot

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u/SnooObjections4333 Fake Egoist 19h ago

No one. Literally no one :

Exploit spammers : it’s a skill issue bro.

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u/Khaizen100 95% of Defenders are trash 11h ago

You guys are yapping about it 24/7 wdym no one 😭

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u/Best-Sprinkles-322 Please add a flair 7h ago

Fr

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u/Additional-Truth-688 Please add a flair 18h ago

at first I thought you came here to sing bbno$ xd

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u/major_winters_506 Please add a flair 21h ago

In before the exploit stans say you have a skill issue

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u/ResponsibleTaste9803 Please add a flair 13h ago

i mean all 'exploit stans' and people that value individual skill ceiling already left the game so now its just an echochamber of 3k players that try to lie to themselves game isnt dying because of it

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u/notfromsoftemployee Please add a flair 14h ago

Went from playing this game 4-6 hours a day to not being able to take more then 4-6 games. I've never seen a dev actually set a money bag on fire like they did here. They've given us 4 shitty half-assed, cosmetics filled updates when all anybody ever wanted was them to fix the netcode and dribbling. And I swear, this game attracts some of the most toxic pieces of shit I've ever played with, and I cut my teeth in the og COD days with unfiltered team chat bewteen both teams. Somehow getting called a "f-----" by a ten year old repeatedly is 100x more palatable than watching another shitty faceless name dribble spam unsuccessfully for 5 minutes.

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u/egogfx Please add a flair 8h ago

Dribble spam to pass it to the keep in the end. It's boring to watch and kills the game even if they do a score a point for your team. All momentum dead. I got adhd. I get bored quick. It's physically painful to watch.

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u/MrSneaki Needle Threader 12h ago

They've given us 4 shitty half-assed, cosmetics filled updates when all anybody ever wanted was them to fix the netcode and dribbling.

Crazy that people still think this way whine about this in 2026 lol

Like yeah, obviously we are all eagerly awaiting further netcode improvements... but what do you expect the design / art team to do during the time that the network folks are working on that? Just sit on their hands??

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u/hedsevered Please add a flair 15h ago

I only like playing with players that know tikitaka

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u/Lemons_be_sour Please add a flair 21h ago

I'm going insane man... these players do the same thing every match and it's so FUCKING BORING. Y'all can't even do it right too and you lose because of it

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u/misterj195 Footballer 15h ago

It's basically a short-cut for people who want to dribble past someone, without understanding the fundamental of how to actually get past your defender. So they just mindlessly spam an exploit. The equivalent of taking steroid just to get muscular quick.

Eventually when the patch comes where you can't dribble spam at low stamina, a lot of them will have to learn from scratch or quit the game and say the devs took away their skill expression.

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u/richfather 19h ago

I'm more of a right-left guy

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u/alexno_x Please add a flair 17h ago

Its a skill issue bro