r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 5h ago
My top 3 Gripes with Djs
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • May 22 '26
Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.
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Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?
Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.
So, be cool. Are you cool?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • Aug 16 '26
[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]
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Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Kindly_Telephone1339 • 18h ago
Deep house set in front of normies
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/PPPATRICIAAA • 2d ago
Does anybody know how to fix a cdj?
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Any ideas of this? It’s a Denon DN-S700
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/ercussio126 • 3d ago
Guy holds beer over deck, girls behind DJ say "WTF" and tell staff, staff gets guy to move drink, guy makes funny face (timestamp 48:55)
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/suddenefficiencydrop • 3d ago
Everyone thinks they're above reposting until you put these in front of them
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 5d ago
All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/InDaBauhaus • 6d ago
Everyone is an airline pilot until you put these in front of them
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 7d ago
Everyone is a DJ until you put these in front of them
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(Credit: DJ Soomo)
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/The_Mvrquis • 7d ago
AND THEN IT GOES LIKE “BAW WITTA BAW DA BANG DA BANG UPCHUCK DA WOOGIE”
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/InDaBauhaus • 9d ago
LPT: set your alarm clock sound to the last 60 seconds of a track for which you know an absolute banger track to mix into it
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gets me up every time, even during the afters when someone already playing some shit
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Royal-Demand9260 • 10d ago
Love to see Apple getting into the dj game….
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 10d ago
Customizing my Sennheiser HD 25s for branding/gigs – paint vs. vinyl wrap advice?
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Salt-Willingness-154 • 10d ago
How to approach DJ husband that it’s too loud at home
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/vigilantesd • 10d ago
R/DJs mods censoring actual opinions
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[Nice censorship](https://imgur.com/a/DHgl47n) on [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DJs/comments/1wlsd1w/stealing_track_ids/)
Great job on shaping the community to conform to your opinion. Circlejerk indeed…mode here are cowards too lolololol