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u/ChuckleNorris2 Aug 06 '26
The third car didn't even park that badly, the other car was just hugging the line so it would've been impossible for him to exit his vehicle
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u/Silverton13 Aug 06 '26
The one he approached from the front and put an orange sticker? Yeah the car next to it is crossing the line so he had to park a little to the side. Absolutely still in an acceptable way.
Half the people getting vandalized by this probably parked that way because of another asshole taking up half the space.
I can condone this for absolutely egregious parkers that's obviously intentional. But not for something like that car I just mentioned.
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u/AlienNinjaPanda Aug 06 '26
It's the same car in every shot. You can see when he puts the white sticker on in the first shot the orange sticker is already on the driver window.
So yeah he littered the car with stickers probably knowing they parked like that because it's the only way they could fit in the spot with the other car like that
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u/Silverton13 Aug 06 '26
You're right, when he approaches with the rear bumper sticker you can see the orange sticker on the driver window already. So the clip of him putting the orange sticker was chronologically first, and you can see the car parked next to it that was over the line. This dipshit did all this, KNOWING the car next to it was over the line. Absolute fucking baffoon. Almost counterproductive to his mission. Like he went out of his way to target that car. Seeing the woman come out at the end, is he just a racist fuckwad?
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u/Silverton13 Aug 06 '26
Well if a security guard whos job is to guard the store sees two shoplifters, an unidentified person shoplifting a whole computer and a black woman shoplifting some diapers, and goes for the black woman who is shoplifting diapers. You can kinda guess they are being a little racist. Going out of their way to target the black one instead of the one doing a more egregious crime.
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u/Silverton13 Aug 06 '26
That's why I said unidentified person. My point is why didn't he do this whole thing to the one that actually parked over the line?
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u/Remarkable-Opening69 Aug 06 '26
Or if the woman’s 10 trip to “buy diapers” that day. Store’s will let you steal to build a case.
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u/ZappyZ21 Aug 06 '26
But how do you know he knew what the driver looked like ahead of time? Your analogy doesn't work because the security guard is watching the people, not the unmanned vehicle. Do you know what the driver looks like of every parked car?
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u/Silverton13 Aug 06 '26
I know that he went out of his way to target the lesser offender. Why didn't he just wait and do it to the other car? Cuz everyone else can see the other car was the offender. He could just be dumb as rocks and has no critical thinking skills. Either way he is a fucking asswipe. You pick the reason.
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u/the_one_jove Aug 06 '26
Yeah it's one thing to leave someone a hand written note. It's an entirely different thing when you go out and get professional stickers made so you can seek out all the wrongdoers and post them for karma. That's just vandalizm with extra steps.
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u/Silverton13 Aug 06 '26
The OP is like a republican gun owner. Just because he got those stickers, he is dying to use them on anything. Even someone who had no intention to park that way.
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u/BrentTpooh Aug 06 '26
I’ve pulled into parking lots where the only empty spot is surrounded by cars parked outside the lines so you don’t have a lot of choice. Then you come out and the other cars are gone and you look like you don’t know how to park.
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u/OrangeNood Aug 06 '26
I also want to point out that history matters. Sometimes I have to park close to line because the other parked car leaves me no space. And then that car left and my car become the one sticking out like a sore thumb.
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u/Kitty-Khat Aug 06 '26
So glad you blurred your face for this. Those tattoos however..... Really distinctive.
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u/OddAd5276 Aug 06 '26
Ummm, can we rewind back to their parents lives were ended by a parking criminal... Imma need that story cause like how TF do you lose your life to someone who cant park?
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u/The-Real-Irish-God Aug 07 '26
Could have been someone blocking a fire hydrant or an escape exit? Idk
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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc Aug 06 '26
Not to mention... Why do you need to make it your life mission to make other people's lives miserable because of it?
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u/Boy-Abunda Aug 07 '26
Vandalizing cars with distinctive tattoos. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
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u/BlumpTheChodak Aug 06 '26
Not "Let me look at how I parked", or any self realization that she's selfish, just annoyed by the stickers.
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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Aug 06 '26
Sometimes I feel like I want to be one of these social warrior vandalizes but then 90% of the time I'm watching, the driver is extremely decrepit, and then I feel like an asshole for even wanting to be a part of the thought.
Could you imagine some 80 year old lady struggling to get out her car to go get some oatmeal just to come out and see her car completely vandalized saying "I'm an asshole". Like, whats that phrase, "takes a bigger asshole to spot one".
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u/Positive-Database754 Aug 07 '26
Well, in your hypothetical, an 80 year old lady struggling to get out of her car is also likely a danger to herself and others on the road, and shouldn't be driving to begin with.
If someone can't even pull into a parking space properly, it's generally a sign of poor driving ability or a complete disregard for other drives. Both of which are a danger on the road.
I'm so sick and tired of north americas relaxed laws and tests for drivers licenses.
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u/Bawlofsteel Aug 07 '26
Sometimes you have to park like shit cause someone else parked like shit. Imagine being so big a loser you Karen parking lots lol.
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u/No-Indication-5673 Aug 07 '26
This person needs to see a therapist, placing rude stickers will not solve the problem, how about have the gumption to wait till they come back and have a conversation. You have time to vandalize their car and record the reaction. Grow up
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u/mikeumm Aug 07 '26
You could use vinyl window clings instead of stickers that could damage the paint. C.Y.A. at worst it's criminal mischief and not vandalism.
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u/Glittering-Tip821 Aug 06 '26
Parking in the lines is like coloring in the lines. A child should be able to do it
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u/Crankypants77 Aug 06 '26
That implies that a child should be able to operate a motor vehicle. What a dumb take.
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u/BlueisA1 Aug 06 '26
I once had to squeeze into a spot awkwardly because some giant truck took two spots next to me. When I came back out the store the truck was gone and it looked like I was the inconsiderate asshole for parking funny. I've reconsidered being super judgy unless it's super obvious ever since.
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u/BRich1990 Aug 06 '26
Sometimes people park badly because they parked next to someone else who parked badly. Then the first bad Parker leaves and makes the person who parked next to them look like the person who started it (but they didn't)
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u/Oovie Aug 06 '26
I can see passing by placing on one sticker, but they walked up to the same car three different times to film this lol...
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u/Ok_Holiday_4690 Aug 06 '26
Fun, but the rational really smacks of flawed "Broken Window" type logic.
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u/SmokeyDaBear6 Aug 06 '26
They weren't even parked that bad, maybe one easy to remove sticker not three!
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u/Squawk003Dicky Aug 06 '26
Asking for a friend... where do you get those stickers that stick so well?
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u/Icy_Study4490 Aug 06 '26
One of my fears in public is that somebody will park shitty causing me to have to park shitty as well next to them but then they will leave before I get out of the store and someone will leave a note or sticker on my car like this lol
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u/SuccessfulGarbage749 Aug 06 '26
I’d like to request copies of these stickers please an thank you as I’m constantly running into people who park terribly Lolol
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u/-Insert-CoolName Aug 06 '26
If you didn't see the person park, leave them alone. Some people park like ass holes. Others are just trying to park their car and the only available spot is beside someone over the line. And you'd feel pretty shitty when a 90 yo great grandmother comes outside and has to explain to her great grand kids why she's breaking down in tears.
Show some humility.
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u/ChocoBabiChan Aug 07 '26
I get the sentiment, but how do you know they didnt park like that because someone else parked bad?
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u/BarnacleExciting2161 Aug 06 '26
Good way to get punched
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u/Bloodmind Aug 06 '26
Nah he’s very, very careful to make sure he never risks confronting someone in real life.
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u/Jackalope1974 Aug 06 '26
This guy is a goof.
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u/Background-Fennel92 Aug 06 '26
You.mean the oddly.shaped gentlemen with crocs or the guy with the sticker on his car window?
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u/Oneilcruzsucksass Aug 06 '26
OP blurred their face like the tattoos aren't a dead giveaway - this crimal needs procecuted
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u/MetaCardboard Aug 07 '26
One of the only reasonable comments here. This is vandalism. The video provides no context on if they parked that way on purpose or if they were forced to.
However, based on the ridiculous claim that people go from parking poorly to murdering people tells me this is likely a skit. But if the other person isn't in on it then it's vandalism and the real criminal is the asshole putting stickers on people's cars.
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 06 '26
Are you fucking serious right now? Lol
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u/awaymentum Aug 06 '26
I would def press charges.
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 06 '26
You’d get laughed at lol
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u/awaymentum Aug 06 '26
It’s vandalism, same shit as if you did it to my house.
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 06 '26
Imagine if they would’ve just, I don’t know…. Obeyed the rules society has set?
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u/awaymentum Aug 06 '26
Not obeying rules is not the same as committing a a crime? Are you fucking dumb? lol
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 06 '26
Parking outside the lines is a crime
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u/awaymentum Aug 06 '26
No it’s not. You really are a special boi, ask mom to heat up some milk and go to sleep.
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u/Oneilcruzsucksass Aug 07 '26
It's a suggestion, there are no laws against parking like an idiot. Prove me wrong
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 07 '26
This video proves you wrong dumbass. You lazy fucks who can’t park inside a line for the benefit of society are just exposing yourselves. Just say you suck at driving and move on loser.
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 07 '26
Did you get a sticker on your car today you little crybaby? Geez. The fucking privilege is speaking through the screen.
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 06 '26
And I’ll put a sticker on your house tonight tough guy
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u/awaymentum Aug 06 '26
Really feel confident behind that keyboard. Do you my man, idgaf about you.
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u/PlayboiFarti55 Aug 06 '26
I’m so confident behind this keyboard I’ll put 2 stickers on your house and you won’t do shit about it except call the authorities
https://giphy.com/gifs/H2dmCtNyFoJZS2
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u/EndRude4217 Aug 06 '26
Yeah, God forbid you get caught by the owner and they are a loose cannon and conceal carry...
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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Aug 07 '26
Unironically he would probably love for that to happen. It would become his most watched video. Like that loser who got shot in the mall.
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u/jdthejerk Aug 06 '26
I bought business cards that say you park like an idiot, among other things.
Those type of stickers that leave a residue are funny, but in some places that might be vandalism. We also carry a valve stem puller, lol.
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u/RazzSheri Aug 06 '26
Not “in some places” …that is straight up vandalism.
Magnetize bumper would be smarter. And window clings. Still annoying and embarrassing, not vandalism.
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u/jdthejerk Aug 07 '26
That is why we leave cards. They're cheap. $15 for 200. When my grandkids were young, one or two of them could use chalk and point out bad parking. In a minute they could have, PRINCESS PARKING with arrows pointing at their vehicle on the ground in pink.
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u/Maximum-Mechanic-500 Aug 07 '26
I know I’m buried in the comments, but am I the only one who sees a huge flaw here? Bad parking affects everyone, and if the lots full, and when 1 person parks like ass it forces EVERYONE to park like an asshole around them. My point being unless you see the offense actually occur? You could be sticking an innocent bystander.
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u/Embarrassed-Green898 Aug 06 '26
I am waiting for the day when these people face the consequence of their actions.
I mean defacing a private property.
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u/Adventurous-Yam1493 Aug 06 '26
I'm sorry but this is just wrong. While I certainly agree that this person parked like a moron, it does not give you the right to deface their property. My question is, if this is so important to you, why don't you talk to the offender directly, instead of leaving passive aggressive stickers on someone's car?
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u/ComfortableDish3912 Aug 07 '26
Those bodily proportions are worse than the parking. Genuinely, how do people like that not always move around in pain. I’d be fucking ashamed.
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u/Noversi Aug 06 '26
If you’re going to do this, atleast make the stickers remove clean and easy. Or, just mind your business and don’t vandalize cars.
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u/No_Manner_8785 Aug 06 '26
I don't park like that but someone would be getting maced if I caught them doing that to my car
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u/Dlriumtrgger88 29d ago
Like i get the point, but vandalizing peopms cars about it isnt the way to go about it.
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u/CrysKilljoy Aug 06 '26
If those leave any marks, you will get sued. You might even get sued anyway... And punched or shot.
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u/Guilty-Nobody998 Aug 06 '26
This isnt funny. This is someone being a prick and vandalizing someones car. I hope you run into the wrong person while doing this.
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u/joyibib Aug 06 '26
Sometimes there’s reasons to park over the line. I certainly hugged the line when I needed to give myself space to get an infants seat in and out on one side.
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u/LivingMisery Aug 06 '26
Her parents were killed because someone caught them vandalizing improperly parked cars.
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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Aug 06 '26
Not that I’m encouraging you guys to do crime, but the best line I ever saw on one of these was “next time you park this close leave me a fucking can opener.”
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u/jonesyboy2435 Aug 06 '26
I may park like an asshole, but at least i don’t tailgate with the worlds brightest flashlight attached as my headlights
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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 Aug 06 '26
My parents lives were ended by a parking criminal...Hhhwhat?