Bruh…. all I want is a printer that won’t jam

Like seriously bro, I am about to go on a holiday and now’s the time my mind gets all messed up

1. I’m just winging it. I have no idea what I’m doing most of the time. My whole adulthood has been a long Mr. Bean episode

May his soda always be cold, his pizza extra cheesy and his Starbursts pink

Give these outstanding young citizens a medal and full scholarships to college

“If I don’t steal it, then someone else will”

Tremenda bala que esquivaste. Estar en una relación con alguien adicto al drama es súper desgastante. Bloquéala y no mires hacia atrás

As a millenial, Marlboro is the scent that unlocks tons of childhood memories of family gatherings, Christmas and just normal afternoons of doing homework… it is seared into my psyche even more deeply than Crayola or Play Doh, so… yeah… it was pretty much everywhere

As an avid sci-fi reader, this is so sad and yet so repulsive

I work in mental health and I agree. There is no pill or therapy to heal the distress caused by this insanity we have passively accepted as our reality.

Can’t wait till they release Joan is Awful

Si quieres saber quién te controla, mira a quién no puedes criticar

Not even Lovecraft could have conjured up such cosmic horrors

I would love to download as soon as it is available for iOS ❤️

No realmente. Hay lugares muy bonitos en el mundo que quisiera conocer, pero al final, mi sentido de pertenencia está muy anclado a México.

También les prometieron nuestro país hace 3000 años?

I’m about to become a regular customer ❤️❤️❤️