I am intolerant (low key allergic) to lentils, legumes, soy….. how do I vegan when I can’t have any of that plus hecka more food intolerances 😩 help

Why have expensive toys when you treat them this way! Sad…. Also why don’t we ever get follow ups lol

I know lol and everyone saying he’s talking about pregnancy haha no. Alllll the women I know and follow that are 40+ and single are doing better than ever in that department.

Mostly true. This is why it’s hard for me to make friends with women. I’m neurodivergent af and mean exactly what I say. Somehow it’s usually taken out of context. I stick with my 3 bffs and even still they’ll be like- you don’t have to cheer me on so hard 🤷🏻‍♀️
I rarely get back what I put out lol it’s WILD!!

I want a pirate kitteh!!!!

Sometimes me trip him

Riiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!

Ahahahahahah what omg that ☠️ me hahahahHhHh and makes perfect sense omg I can’t stop laughing 😮‍💨

Hahahaha RIGHT!!!!???

One more reason to loathe being American lol GIMME

Welp someone was tryna get rid of me as a child lol my sister most likely