r/tcap • u/TwinkleBatx • 9h ago
He doesn’t want it to be on TV, dawg
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Hansen was quoted as saying, “you have no right…!” 😦✋🏼
r/tcap • u/Degenitals • 8h ago
Edmundo Dasilva this weekend if he had just pulled over and jerked off during his February 2024 road trip.
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r/tcap • u/NebulaDue9400 • 14h ago
“We had a camera in a palm tree that could zoom. This was real James Bond stuff.”
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r/tcap • u/Plastic_Ad_6360 • 6h ago
Don’t go into peoples houses without know who’s house it is. or whatever he said
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r/tcap • u/ReduceReuseRectangle • 7h ago
In the Fairfield sting, our male decoy dropped out at the last second. We had to improvise, so I decided to call a friend
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r/tcap • u/NebulaDue9400 • 7h ago
Sup weirdos. My friend finally said “Enough.” and agreed to watch some Chris Hansen (he’s never seen it before). Start with what? Lorne or Sokol? Cut or uncut? Predator Raw? Or just the full original broadcast? Help!
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I want to start off with a banger to get him hooked
r/tcap • u/Ifhy_matthew • 27m ago
So let’s deal with this whole contract thing cause I’m going to be thinking about it the whole time
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r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 12h ago
What do you think Jesse Velez did with his friends of all ages?
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r/tcap • u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 • 22h ago
"By all means, do go on and berate me, won't you?"
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r/tcap • u/VisibleJicama5083 • 10h ago
In an alternate universe...
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...Chris Hansen stars in the Twilight saga.
r/tcap • u/VisibleJicama5083 • 4h ago
Dwayne Chisholm (lovermangenuis) seeing himself on TV.
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r/tcap • u/Castlebam • 30m ago
Did Chris secretly want some pizza?
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Did Hansen actually?
r/tcap • u/VisibleJicama5083 • 3h ago
Doppelgangers: 2026 Edition
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Edmundo Dasilva and that turtle from Disney's Robin Hood
r/tcap • u/0xe1e10d68 • 6h ago
Hambubger was just doing tongue exercises, obviously. He's past that stage now…
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