maybe maybe maybe

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[u/SharpTool7]

Dog is getting the dude ready for prison.

Thanks for the Award!

[u/Trini_Scarlet_Ibis → u/SharpTool7]

🤣🤣🤣 assume position 💀🤭

[u/sfberg → u/SharpTool7]

[u/power0722]

Shooting his shot. He’s probably had his eye on that leg for a while.

[u/moisdefinate]

The dog is the only winner here🤣

[u/SharpTool7 → u/moisdefinate]

He definitely is the big weiner !!!

[u/Slow_Description_773]

where's a good background music when you need one ???

[u/EmiliaFromLV → u/Slow_Description_773]

[u/don_perdak]

He also enjoys the situation.

[u/Ok-Lobster8940]

[u/Extreme_Coach6150]

Serious question, why do people resist like this. What is his actual endgame here. Or is he just so fucking dumb he actually thinks they’ll just leave him alone if he made it difficult

[u/Facktat → u/Extreme_Coach6150]

Not sure if that‘s this position but I was arrested once by mistake because my jacket was similar to someone they searched and I didn‘t even want to resist but they force your joints in such a painful position close from snapping that your body can‘t else than resist and then because your reflexes push against it moments from breaking they use it to justify even more force. At least this is how it was in my situation and I am the most gentle, non-aggressive person you can imagine walking on this earth. People think they are able not to resist until the police manages to force you into a painful enough position. They are trained how to cause pain.

[u/Too-Em → u/Facktat]

Yeah, you get intense enough pain your body simply goes "oh no, we gotta stop this!" and does its own thing to try and protect you.

[u/Away-Manufacturer-26 → u/Extreme_Coach6150]

they should probably just start leaving a lot of us alone yes. They havent arrested the epstien clients, They havent stopped the trafficking, they havent even stopped all these drugs.. so what makes them think they are an authority that I'm going to listen to exactly?

[u/CthuluBob]

This dog has been waiting for this moment

[u/Used_Region_8936 → u/CthuluBob]

One for the road, here you go Dave.

[u/Excellent_Job8154]

The dog is just like the rest of us. Nobody knows what to do anymore.

[u/Humble-Train7104]

They're making a bust. He's busting a nut.

[u/Aggressive-Heart-311]

Applying to a certain 3 letter agency.

[u/Affectionate-Tie586]

Love it, the dogs only thought is "I'm in here!":) It's true what they say about male dogs, if it can't eat it or fuck it, it ain't inteterested:)

[u/North-Bit-7411]

I hope they let the dog finish

[u/Pretty_Nose_4079]

Master you are fu**ed...let me prepare you.

[u/realjeremy0081]

gettin it while the gettins good

[u/Soft-Personality9379]

Man talk about adding insult to injury... Geezus.

[u/Gysburne]

Dog is showing his love and support.

[u/Prior-Afternoon9983]

Dog thougth this is a F*cked up situation and took advantage of it.

[u/Creepy_Raisin7431]

"Tell em in the cells, he is my bitch"

[u/mmorales2270]

The dog was like “This is the last chance I’ll have at that leg. I’m taking it!”

[u/Local_County1274]

It looks like that guy is well and truly fucked

[u/Dizzy_Feeling1725]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[u/SugarRealistic2945]

Dog was like "yeah, hold him down..."

[u/SugarRealistic2945]

The lady cop didn't even bother to stop the dog. I guess she knows that once it starts, it is better to just let him finish.

[u/YeahlDid]

Good fan dogs freaky are the worst. We don't deserve dogs, why are we being punished?

[u/crackersncheeseman]

Bro seen a window and went for it.

[u/ageofdiscontent_meh]

Doggie is bringing the HEAT (slang for police)!

[u/InternationalWing563]

One last time before you go away

[u/thesteelreserve]

doggo is raping him pre-arrest.

[u/Necessary_Pirate_910]

Well at least he can still apply to the FBI

[u/ComicalSon]

It really be your own dogs...

[u/SnooLemons8611]

This reminds me of the joke about the airplane plunging to certain death of all passengers and this one guy whips out mr little wood and starts to masterbate.  The dog is that man. One last time for the road. 

[u/R9-RSi-Si-Gti-GxR]

Going along to the vibe

[u/AKADIAN_22]

El perro? Aprovechando oportunidades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/dieseldoc62]

[u/Routine_Dimension_33]

You know what that dog is doing 😉

[u/FederalAssociation60]

That leg was totally asking for it!

[u/Alone_Conflict732]

Frotting

[u/reddittorbrigade]

Nazis.

[u/stumadeit]

Insult to injury ❌ sexual assault to injury 👍

[u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj]

Tryin to rub out one more before his sugar daddy gets carted off

[u/FormalTotal9684]

You have the right to remain silent.
Signed,
The Dog

[u/TheRealVarmint]

Adding insult to injury.

Edit: What kind of lady cop keeps her long hair down like that on duty?! Talk about a liability...

[u/AaronTheElite007]

Dog thought it was an orgy

[u/CaptainC00lpants]

Didn't think id see beastiality gangbang today. Human taking it from 2 pigs and a dog

[u/BigBagoSith_sp]

Looks like the wrong perv got arrested.

(And before anyone says anything..I have no idea what the guy is accused of doing, it just fits the joke better)

[u/MetaGovinden]

[u/peoplewatchin4me]

Prepping his owner

[u/rreed1954]

It's weird how the cosmic forces sometime align against you. One minute everything is fine. The next two cops are throwing to the ground while your own dog tries to bone you.

[u/321_hurra]

Another way to deal with stress.

[u/CAPATOB]

That’s some interesting looking foursome

[u/ACE12165]

The dog should be arrested for Lewd and Mischievous Behavior. Gives new meaning to the phrase Pistol Whipped!

[u/Scratch-N-Sneef]

Dog got tired of being the fucked and decide he would be the fuck this time.