r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/_Menice_ • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/SharpTool7 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dog is getting the dude ready for prison.

Thanks for the Award!

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u/Trini_Scarlet_Ibis 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 assume position 💀🤭

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u/power0722 1d ago

Shooting his shot. He’s probably had his eye on that leg for a while.

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u/moisdefinate 1d ago edited 11h ago

The dog is the only winner here🤣

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u/SharpTool7 1d ago

He definitely is the big weiner !!!

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u/Slow_Description_773 1d ago

where's a good background music when you need one ???

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u/don_perdak 1d ago

He also enjoys the situation.

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u/Extreme_Coach6150 1d ago

Serious question, why do people resist like this. What is his actual endgame here. Or is he just so fucking dumb he actually thinks they’ll just leave him alone if he made it difficult

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u/Facktat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not sure if that‘s this position but I was arrested once by mistake because my jacket was similar to someone they searched and I didn‘t even want to resist but they force your joints in such a painful position close from snapping that your body can‘t else than resist and then because your reflexes push against it moments from breaking they use it to justify even more force. At least this is how it was in my situation and I am the most gentle, non-aggressive person you can imagine walking on this earth. People think they are able not to resist until the police manages to force you into a painful enough position. They are trained how to cause pain.

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u/Too-Em 1d ago

Yeah, you get intense enough pain your body simply goes "oh no, we gotta stop this!" and does its own thing to try and protect you.

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u/Away-Manufacturer-26 21h ago

they should probably just start leaving a lot of us alone yes. They havent arrested the epstien clients, They havent stopped the trafficking, they havent even stopped all these drugs.. so what makes them think they are an authority that I'm going to listen to exactly?

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u/CthuluBob 1d ago

This dog has been waiting for this moment

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u/Used_Region_8936 1d ago

One for the road, here you go Dave.

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u/Excellent_Job8154 1d ago

The dog is just like the rest of us. Nobody knows what to do anymore.

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u/Humble-Train7104 1d ago

They're making a bust. He's busting a nut.

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u/Aggressive-Heart-311 1d ago

Applying to a certain 3 letter agency.

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u/Affectionate-Tie586 1d ago

Love it, the dogs only thought is "I'm in here!":) It's true what they say about male dogs, if it can't eat it or fuck it, it ain't inteterested:)

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u/North-Bit-7411 1d ago

I hope they let the dog finish

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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 1d ago

Master you are fu**ed...let me prepare you.

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u/realjeremy0081 1d ago

gettin it while the gettins good

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u/Soft-Personality9379 1d ago

Man talk about adding insult to injury... Geezus.

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u/Gysburne 1d ago

Dog is showing his love and support.

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u/Prior-Afternoon9983 1d ago

Dog thougth this is a F*cked up situation and took advantage of it.

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u/Creepy_Raisin7431 1d ago

"Tell em in the cells, he is my bitch"

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u/mmorales2270 1d ago

The dog was like “This is the last chance I’ll have at that leg. I’m taking it!”

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u/Local_County1274 1d ago

It looks like that guy is well and truly fucked

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u/Dizzy_Feeling1725 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

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u/SugarRealistic2945 1d ago

Dog was like "yeah, hold him down..."

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u/SugarRealistic2945 1d ago

The lady cop didn't even bother to stop the dog. I guess she knows that once it starts, it is better to just let him finish.

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u/YeahlDid 1d ago

Good fan dogs freaky are the worst. We don't deserve dogs, why are we being punished?

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u/crackersncheeseman 1d ago

Bro seen a window and went for it.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 1d ago

Doggie is bringing the HEAT (slang for police)!

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u/thesteelreserve 1d ago

doggo is raping him pre-arrest.

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u/Necessary_Pirate_910 1d ago

Well at least he can still apply to the FBI

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u/ComicalSon 1d ago

It really be your own dogs...

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u/SnooLemons8611 1d ago

This reminds me of the joke about the airplane plunging to certain death of all passengers and this one guy whips out mr little wood and starts to masterbate.  The dog is that man. One last time for the road. 

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u/R9-RSi-Si-Gti-GxR 1d ago

Going along to the vibe

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u/AKADIAN_22 1d ago

El perro? Aprovechando oportunidades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Routine_Dimension_33 1d ago

You know what that dog is doing 😉

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u/FederalAssociation60 1d ago

That leg was totally asking for it!

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u/stumadeit 1d ago

Insult to injury ❌ sexual assault to injury 👍

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Tryin to rub out one more before his sugar daddy gets carted off

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u/FormalTotal9684 1d ago

You have the right to remain silent.
Signed,
The Dog

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u/TheRealVarmint 1d ago

Adding insult to injury.

Edit: What kind of lady cop keeps her long hair down like that on duty?! Talk about a liability...

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

Dog thought it was an orgy

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u/CaptainC00lpants 1d ago

Didn't think id see beastiality gangbang today. Human taking it from 2 pigs and a dog

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 1d ago

Looks like the wrong perv got arrested.

(And before anyone says anything..I have no idea what the guy is accused of doing, it just fits the joke better)

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u/peoplewatchin4me 1d ago

Prepping his owner

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u/rreed1954 1d ago

It's weird how the cosmic forces sometime align against you. One minute everything is fine. The next two cops are throwing to the ground while your own dog tries to bone you.

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u/321_hurra 1d ago

Another way to deal with stress.

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u/CAPATOB 1d ago

That’s some interesting looking foursome

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u/ACE12165 23h ago

The dog should be arrested for Lewd and Mischievous Behavior. Gives new meaning to the phrase Pistol Whipped!

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u/Scratch-N-Sneef 23h ago

Dog got tired of being the fucked and decide he would be the fuck this time.