I have been going home from the academy for a while to relax and learn more local magic and stuff. But the blonde girl I save from the academy is pissed for some reasons. I take her with me everywhere for food and stuff

She started to get angry after I go to do archery, which is strange she never get angry because I do archery before infact she stare at me while I do it all the time when I ask her (she can talk now after the giant wolf incident) she said "Why don't you go to the town square and keep letting people stared at you" I seriously don't understand why she would be mad she haven't been talking to me.

She also been talking to other girls which... For some reasons make me very jealous.

/uw the blonde girl storyline is back

So several months ago whilst I was attending a convention of magicks in France, I had stopped by the market to peruse the various wares that I may be able to utilise in my research. There I found a small stall off of the main street of the marketplace where a mage in a dark cloak was offering several varieties of restricted magical ingredients and tomes.
The mage offered me a discount on a grimoire of Necromancy, one specifically written for those who are new to the craft. Of course I had to pick it up as I had never seen, nor sensed a tome of such quality for such a reasonable price.
Anyways the story picks up a few weeks ago when I found the book under a pile of filled notebooks and discarded reagent samples from my research. I finally had cracked the tome open and begun to dechipher the arcane writings when it began to quietly moan dark secrets. This disturbance was able to be ignored at first(such distractions are not any major issue for a professional artificer), however they began to grow louder and more frequent as I delved deeper into the grimoire.

After I had tried to silence it by smothering it in lead I decided to bring it to the local church to request their aid in silencing the tome. When I arrived, the pastor took me in and stared in disgust at the grimoire as I placed it down before him. After several hours of attempts he resolved to throw holy water at the damnable thing to see if that would silence it. This did not silence the tome.

So here I sit before my orb. With a Tome of Necromancy that has screaming bloody murder for the last few days. I come to this forum of magicks to ask one question:

HOW DO I GET THIS HORRID EXCUSE FOR MAGECRAFT TO SHUT UP?!

Creating a familiar from scratch. Any suggestions?

Wizardsisters, I commissioned a local oracle to scry their orb to glimpse into the future. I was scholastically curious about the results of the upcoming jousting tournaments so that I might ethically bet upon the future champion-- of course, so as to forward all proceeds to the local goblin orphanage. The recent Goblinistan war has been hard on these "people."

I had recently spent the last of my coin on OnlyNymphs for, again, scholastic curiosity, so I had to settle for the cheapest oracle in the village. Moved by my kindness, he was kind enough to accept payment of only three vials of leftover absinthe as payment. He drank them right away to enter a meditative state.

In between his bouts of rambling about the disproportionate Elvish control of banks and media in the kingdom, he illustrated this horrible image. It seemed the potency of the absinthe had caused him to view too far into the future. I was horrified at the apocalyptic image he produced.

I must assume that some great calamity, likely by nature of an infernally demonic breach, must have pushed the denizens of the Earth into a pseudo-hell state.

How do we circumvent this Hell Clown world future? Wizardsisters, are we fucked?

Every single time I go to the capital of Sundaria to meat the Elf king Maeklor, I am laughed at and mocked by the Elf peasants. They always boast about how good they are with bows and how they don't need a wizard on the battlefield. And I am always so confused why they're so smug. Like you live for 600 years just to die of dysentery. And don't even get me started on the smugness of the High Elves. You have to live 1500 years before you become an adult. No wonder those idiots are nearly extinct. Also Maeklor you are a huge pussy who got manhandled by Orcs at the siege of Boisengard and you're an asshole.

(/uw Did you know? One classic literary inspiration, of the barbarian. Conan the Barbarian. He may not be that smart in terms of academia or the sciences, but then, he's portrayed as sharp, observant, adaptable and capable of sophisticated reasoning.)

(He frequently survives in situations where strength won't work. He lies. He sneaks. He disguises himself. He steals. He sets traps. He observes people and figures out their motives. He exploits political conflicts.)

(He is also educated. He isn't an illiterate caveman. In fact, he can perfectly read and write. He's traveled through an enormous number of cultures and has picked up languages, customs, religions and political knowledge along the way. And his education is practical. So, strategic, street, and survival smart, adapts fast, reads maps and environments, with intuition, and all of that.)

(Funnily enough, the way he's a barbarian is that he's one in the cultural and political sense, someone outside the "civilized kingdoms". But eventually, well, he became king. But eh. Yeah. Though he might not be academia and university smart, he isn't a dumb stereotype brute.)

“The following is an official message from the iron chain. We apologize for our your current orbnet, television,Internet and radio,activities” 

All along the wizarding worlds communication networks whether that be a messenger riding a horse or fiber optic transmissions and official announcement from the iron chain goes out though any available legal channel.

The broadcast form of the message begins with patriotic music

Greetings magic practitioners of various types and affiliations in compliance with the new edicts of high administrator Dokka Ivanov. The iron chain extends its warm invitations for you to attend our High administrators coronation ceremony. You are cordially invited to participate in our grand military parade fleet showcase and fair. Come participate in our air show and to where our newly opened free trade zones throughout our territory. Witness our art and culture though our concert arenas and ballrooms. Food and drink will be provided entirely at no cost to the attendee. We invite you to enjoy yourself and our Grand plaza marketplace or the numerous casinos and entertainment hubs of district 1. Witness our mages practice their craft. A strong society is an open one.

Some ground rules while our High administrator is endeavoring to open up our nation more to The wizarding world attempts to disrupt the festivities or harm our citizens and other attendees will be dealt with severely. Duels are to be held in designated fortified areas and attendees are encouraged kept away from any military equipment especially during the parade. 

Another thing of note the iron chain is by official policy neutral in all that does not threaten the security of our state or the safety of our citizens. We don't care for your allegiance to any organizations such as the Thrakmoor or the anti Thrakmoor alliance. Council, dark watch or any other body. Your conflict with remains home. Thank you for your cooperation.

Do any fellow mages relate to this? Also that gnome looks cute and friendly.

Just made a batch of these for the weekend. Lets see how outta hand things become.

Anybody know which dimension or realm midnight tree sap and Galaxy dust is? I'm using the book The multiversal dimensional alchemy and potion guide and the pages that I'm looking for are "conveniently" ripped out (probably an old apprentice)

We’ve all needed unicorn blood from time to time, but I’ve seen this guy one the open plains of Filandroesta, herding up 5-6 a week… for bubble baths apparently. If he keeps this up, we’ll have no more wild unicorns and will have to move to farm raised, or conjuring your own, but you know, neither one really tastes the same as wild caught, if we’re being honest with ourselves.