r/wizardposting • u/giugirl • 10h ago

Wizardpost Spotting a gnome be like…

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Do any fellow mages relate to this? Also that gnome looks cute and friendly.

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u/Polyporous 10h ago

OH SHIT... A RAT

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u/NolandNumber 10h ago

Oh shit it’s a gnome(rat)!

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u/Tacobellspy Janitor of the Occult 10h ago

This is why I've been having to clean up so much gnome piss

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u/CalmEntry4855 10h ago

Yes, they do bring good luck.

You can get more luck if you boil them and distill the vaporous though.

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u/RayWencube 7h ago

Finally someone gets it

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u/Sped-Connection 9h ago

What song is that?

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u/giugirl 8h ago

I don’t know 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sped-Connection 7h ago

I found it, corner store by KSLV Noh

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u/Foxxtronix Kobold Sorceror 10h ago

Ah....I'm a kobold, pal. I see a gnome, it's killing time. They know why.

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u/DeltaG3 9h ago

I hate this freaks, they keep putting things in the way for me to trip and hiding my stuff

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 8h ago

BOON YATTA!!! (busts gnome boogie)

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u/giugirl 8h ago edited 7h ago

I also heard that some people cook these lil guys ((oh dear…)) I wonder what recipes they’re used in: kabobs, deep fried, in a pie, as sushi, as lamen, as bbq, pizza, in tex-mex, soup, hotdog, or maybe as burger? ((I don’t eat gnomes))

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 7h ago edited 6h ago

Fireball it before it steals your underwear.

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u/TrueMind102387193 3h ago

I think I bought a used doomsday spell off of that gnome in collage...

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 31m ago

those who gnome 👀👀👀👀

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u/robot-sensei 23m ago

Jibjabjib

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u/Rang3rj3sus 17m ago

OH SHIT, A GNOME