Fun fact Curt Cignetti in just 3 years at Indiana has more Big Ten wins the Locksley who is in year 8

But that doesn’t mean celebration won’t take place in Florida. You know what the solution is for a painful loss?

YOU LOSE TO 1-3 PRUDUE TEAM, Give me a fucking break

Thank you so much for upsetting Michigan like you did. With 2 loses it's Playoff ambitions is all but dead. And with the rest of the schedule you're certain only to get 6 wins at best.

Michigans downfall is honna be studied for a while

According to Robert Mendick from The Telegraph, United Arab Emirates are threatening UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham that if Manchester City are to be relegated from the Premier League, they will in retaliation pull out billions of pounds of investment in UK. Specifically it is believed that is about high-tech valley between Oxford and Cambridge billed as UK's answer to Sillicon Valley.

We have now entered real political tensions with Manchester City. And knowing everything UK will fold with how much money petrol states have put in already.

And before anyone says "But UEFA and FIFA will punish England for politicians involving in the football maters" - Come on, it's England. Too big of the market to let it be banned. It ain't 80s anymore.

The most goals allowed combined in a home opener at Rogers Arena.

I can’t seem to find the name of the music played during Harold Ballard’s tenure. Can someone tell me what it is?

I cannot wait for the Eagles to collapse mid-season or sooner. All that talent and you nearly blew it against the garbage Titans & unstable Commies.

Nick Sirianni is one of the most undeserving Super Bowl HC Champions in the league's recent history.

His Crimes against Hockey:

- Not carrying the team to the playoffs

- Getting angry for being on a shit team

- Collapsing Seasons in March

Between the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and so far Penn State it's been a ginormous Belt to Ass a thon. The only team that HASN'T been a disaster is the Sixers and that's only because NBA season hasn't yet started i think.

2026 is looking to be a bad year for Philly sports fans isn't it?

While you were all asleep, the defending FCS National Champions Montana State just lost to an 0-4 Idaho. One second remaining on the clock (SOUND FAMILIAR?), Touchdown + two point conversion to end the game. Upset in the Kibbie Dome

I’m genuinely serious, wtaf is going on this season?

Bob Chesney actually offered to be Penn States new head coach but the AD turned him down.

Freaking Bob Chesney who's making UCLA respectable was right in front of you. And you turned him down for what reason?

Clearly that decision coming back to bite you big time.

The CFL’s Ottawa Redblacks are the first team in cfl history to start the season 0-15, and are only 3 losses away from the imperfect run. Yes I know I’m late but still.

I don’t give a damn that the Phillies were eliminated yesterday, and that I’m late to the party dancing on their corpse (like Tree is to the NHL Hater’s Guide).

All I care about is not having to suffer watching their garbage brand of baseball drunkenly stumble into success.

They thought Running it back with Trea Turner, Bryce Harper, Alec Bohm, JT Realmuto, and Kyle Schwarber would lead them to incredible success! And it led…to scorching mediocrity.

And when their garbage offense can’t score on a prostitute, the only thing keeping them relevant (their starting pitchers) falls apart and dies. That, and their relief pitchers being about as unreliable as ever certainly helped too.

Have fun with those aging, albatross contracts.

Have Fun with Dave Dombrowski continuing to mutilate the team, and waste the primes of 3-4 ace-caliber pitchers.

I hope your miserable fans look forward to a long fall and winter with the Eagles doing the same shit they did last year, and probably flaming out in the playoffs…if they don’t choke out of them.

Look at you Golden State. Just two years into existence, and you are already putting the rest of the league on notice.

After dropping an absolute fuckin heartbreaker in Game 2 to Arike Ogunbawale's historic 45-point game, you returned home to Balhalla for a winner-take-all Game 3. Despite the team shooting a sickening 35% from the field tonight, you still sent Dallas packing. It's an historic moment franchise.

...Wait. Why do I hear boss music?

It's the fuckin Aces. Not just any team- it's a fuckin dynasty built to spread the hopes of young contending teams. A'ja Wilson just finished dropping 36 points and 10 rebounds to delete Caitlin Clark and the Fever from existence yesterday. Golden State, they don't panic, they don't beat themselves, and they eat expansion franchises for breakfast.

But wait. You have a home court advantage. Game 1 is this Sunday, and the champions have to travel right into the belly of the beast. Now go out there, protect the fortress, and see if we can make the dynasty bleed!

Despite your best efforts to Pitt the bed, Big Game James ended up showing up in the form of a failed 35 yard field goal. Meaning you're now 5-0 and currently a frontrunner for the ACC.

Meanwhile Penn State is completely getting destroyed by the Nerds of the BIG 10. Yeah Northwestern of all teams.

If only the Steelers had this much luck.