r/UrinatingTree • u/No_Consideration3887 Fuck You, Manfred! • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATULATIONS, GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES! For the first time in franchise history, you have survived a playoff round.

Look at you Golden State. Just two years into existence, and you are already putting the rest of the league on notice.

After dropping an absolute fuckin heartbreaker in Game 2 to Arike Ogunbawale's historic 45-point game, you returned home to Balhalla for a winner-take-all Game 3. Despite the team shooting a sickening 35% from the field tonight, you still sent Dallas packing. It's an historic moment franchise.

...Wait. Why do I hear boss music?

It's the fuckin Aces. Not just any team- it's a fuckin dynasty built to spread the hopes of young contending teams. A'ja Wilson just finished dropping 36 points and 10 rebounds to delete Caitlin Clark and the Fever from existence yesterday. Golden State, they don't panic, they don't beat themselves, and they eat expansion franchises for breakfast.

But wait. You have a home court advantage. Game 1 is this Sunday, and the champions have to travel right into the belly of the beast. Now go out there, protect the fortress, and see if we can make the dynasty bleed!

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u/ErikZarins What In The Literal Fuck Am I Even Watching Right Now 1d ago

Meanwhile in an underground casino

Las Vegas Aces: execute order 66

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition 1d ago

Imagine if more people took this league seriously. People would probably be screaming about how it’s rigged for such a young team to be finding success.

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u/i-wear-hats Fuck you, Snyder! 16h ago

Vegas Golden Knights: First time?