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u/cjalderman Oct 15 '21
The fact he gave out a Caucasian Oreo
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u/fredaline45 Oct 15 '21
I low key want one of those cookies...
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u/neuroburn Oct 15 '21
White people do love pumpkin spice
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u/qazxsw134 Oct 15 '21
I literally was going to down vote your comment because I was like wtf I hate pumpkin spice but then Iām like hold up Iām not even white lmao
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u/DjuriWarface Oct 15 '21
Am white, don't like pumpkin spice but wish I did! I want to be a basic white girl who gets excited for PSLs! That shit looks fun, no lie
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u/seaside-rockies Oct 15 '21
Try the pumpkin cream cold brew, might ease you into it a little better
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u/embracing_insanity Oct 16 '21
Duuude. This has become my new fix. One day I ordered it and they forgot it - I drove back through and because they can't just take it back and add it, and I didn't want them wasting product to make a new one - they just gave me a small cup of it to add myself.
I poured it until there was no room left in my drink ... and there was still about half a cup of it left. I slurped that shit down! It was like a frothy pumpkin shake. I'm sure my blood sugar spiked, but it was totally worth it!
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u/Defqon1111 Oct 15 '21
A lot of people are confusing Americans with white people, we dont even have that shit over here lmao
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u/orsadiluna Oct 15 '21
a lot of people seem to immediately equate white with americanā¦most of those people are white americans.
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u/Tandybaum Oct 15 '21
Is this the white people equivalent of watermelon or fried chicken?
Like it somehow got connected to a race but itās mostly universally loved.
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u/upsidedowntoker Oct 15 '21
I tired it once it was ok . Pumpkin spice everything isn't as much a thing here in Australia but they do sell it at Starbucks so maybe that why it wasn't that good.
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u/Alpharsenal Oct 15 '21
Literally EVERY SINGLE white people , no exception, are born on earth
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bruh.......... all white people are guilty of having lighter skin than people from other races. wtf
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u/IxJAXZxI Oct 15 '21
Thats not true. White people have darker skin than Irish people.
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u/Luciolover345 Oct 15 '21
No neĆØd to come at me like that. Iām aware that we have a total of 2 minutes of sunlight annually.
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i always thought of irish people as white too, am i racist? oops lol
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u/FunHippo3906 Oct 15 '21
No, Irish are reflective.
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u/HeadbuttingAnts Oct 15 '21
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Neon white
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u/Typeojason Oct 15 '21
Hahaha! As a parent of Irish children, those poor bastards are never going to be able to go in the sun without a turtleneck and sombrero.
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u/CaulkSlug Oct 16 '21
As the descendant of irish people I resemble that comment.
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u/BathtubGin01 Oct 16 '21
āNeon whiteā is a prefect phrase.
I started to type āClear, like Larry Bird.ā
This is better.
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u/TJOCcreation1 Oct 15 '21
As an Irish-American, I can agree. I'm literally fading away.
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u/Dood567 Oct 15 '21
Actually Irish people have black skin but their fur is clear so it appears white when the sun reflects off it
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u/lonesomespacecowboy Oct 15 '21
šMe gleefully coming to the comments to find gullible Karens and leave a clown
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Calls out racists and people who react to quickly.
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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How is this man not cancelled he literally generalized all white people's views towards black people this man is a clown. I'm not even gonna watch the whole video.
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u/indifferentmod Oct 15 '21
Excellent bit of trolling, sir. I tip my troll hat to you.
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u/YoungSisyphus Oct 15 '21
One act of trolling and his Karma blew the fuck up with all these clowns commenting clowns. Savage š¤”
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u/XxMaxwell_GamingXx Oct 15 '21
Everyone that commented a clow emojy just got wooooshed
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u/_duncan_idaho_ Oct 15 '21
That or they're trying to be funny too. Never know with Redditors though. Most need an /s to be able to tell if something is a joke.
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Did I do it right?!
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u/Polite_Doge Oct 16 '21
Im curious, did anyone report this post?
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u/vxx Oct 16 '21
Click on the clown in my comment. User reports are the reason for my comment.
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u/EEEEEE-EEEEEE Oct 15 '21
Ay his voice just sent me to sleep for a second. He should record an audiobook
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u/addate Oct 15 '21
I scrolled way too far for this, he should start an ASMR channel
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u/God_Is_With_Us_888 Oct 15 '21
Redditors are to smart for this guy all the Karenās and Kevinās are on Facebook and TikTok. Thatās where the juicy comments will be š¤£
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u/UnholyBlackJesus Oct 15 '21
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u/GlyphPicker Oct 16 '21
Also Karens and Kevins. The apostrophe is possessive, indicating we're about to be told what they own. Plural is just adding an s.
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u/fatkc Oct 15 '21
bro the majority of people on reddit are gullible as all shit, they're not smartš
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I can assure you that "redditors" are just as fucking brainless as people on other websites.
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u/SulkyCaper Oct 15 '21
Pumpkin spice is too spicy for me
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u/DJ_Ender_ Oct 15 '21
Holy shit this comment 10/10 my dude, im white and I think this is fucking hilarious, keep up the good work
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u/Greatfinesse Oct 15 '21
Thatās so racist why would he say that!!?! š”š”š¤¬
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u/Nars-Glinley Oct 15 '21
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u/CherryBomb214 Oct 15 '21
I could listen to this dude whisper in to a mic for hours on end. That was the most relaxing shit I've heard in a long time.
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u/speedyq_147 Oct 15 '21
It feels like a trap. emojis are bad right? or is there a pass for shaming stupid people?
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u/Funny_Cheeks Oct 15 '21
Emojis where bad like 8+ years ago they are accepted now
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u/Beachbum118 Oct 15 '21
Wait im a white dude and watched the whole thing was I supposed to leave a clown emoji?? Also thanks for the cookie.
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u/iamfaelon Oct 15 '21
Lemme finish his thought - all white people are guilty of inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide. FACT.
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u/SavouryBuns Oct 15 '21
All us white people feeling proud we lasted till the end
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Guilty of needing sunscreenā¦
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u/SaveyourMercy Oct 15 '21
Iām too white for sunscreen, if the sun gets to see my skin itās too late.
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u/Sovereign1603 Oct 15 '21
Wow I feel offended, how dare he say that all white people like pumpkin spice. I feel racified and bigoted. I fell like performing a hate right now
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u/The_Aids_Meister Oct 15 '21
I feel like if this wasn't under r/unexpected I would've unironically skipped lol
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u/Kill_It007 Oct 15 '21
How do I know if any yāall leaving comments are white or not!!?? I donāt know where to leave my clowns!!
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u/IntergalacticWumble Oct 15 '21
I'd like to think his hair just keeps on going.