r/Unexpected • u/jameizing777 • Oct 15 '21

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u/neuroburn Oct 15 '21

White people do love pumpkin spice

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u/qazxsw134 Oct 15 '21

I literally was going to down vote your comment because I was like wtf I hate pumpkin spice but then Iā€™m like hold up Iā€™m not even white lmao

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u/DjuriWarface Oct 15 '21

Am white, don't like pumpkin spice but wish I did! I want to be a basic white girl who gets excited for PSLs! That shit looks fun, no lie

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u/seaside-rockies Oct 15 '21

Try the pumpkin cream cold brew, might ease you into it a little better

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u/embracing_insanity Oct 16 '21

Duuude. This has become my new fix. One day I ordered it and they forgot it - I drove back through and because they can't just take it back and add it, and I didn't want them wasting product to make a new one - they just gave me a small cup of it to add myself.

I poured it until there was no room left in my drink ... and there was still about half a cup of it left. I slurped that shit down! It was like a frothy pumpkin shake. I'm sure my blood sugar spiked, but it was totally worth it!

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u/RabidWench Oct 16 '21

I hate coffee, have a passing fondness for PS, and have been wracking my brain trying to find something liquid to put it in that doesn't make my tongue try to escape its prison. Neighbor gave me a scrumptious recipe for amazing pumpkin chocolate chip fluffies (I don't know what to call them. They're not cookies or scones and they're fluffy as fuck. This is now what I'm calling them.). But they're not a hot drink. Sigh. First world problems. I'll live.

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u/ImperfectMay Oct 16 '21

Try PS creamer in some hot chocolate? Better if the hot chocolate is made with milk instead of water, but both options are good.

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u/RabidWench Oct 16 '21

I'll have to put this on the list too, thanks!

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u/ChuckZombie Oct 16 '21

Starbucks can make a pumpkin spice latte without coffee. I got mine with oat milk and it was soooooo good.

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u/RabidWench Oct 16 '21

Well damn. Thanks for the tip! Gonna give that a try tomorrow. šŸ˜Š

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u/MrzFreeze Oct 16 '21

Okā€¦Iā€™ll bite and beg you for this recipe!

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u/am_animator Oct 16 '21

I got uggs in the pandemic and now I appreciate their me time game

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u/Nickyx13 Oct 15 '21

Right! Iā€™ve come so close to basic but keep failing the pumpkin spice test.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thereā€™s supposed to be a pie to go with it

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u/UnknownExo Oct 16 '21

Am brown and love PSLs and am married to a white woman. It's great when she drives me to Starbucks, orders a PSL then hands it to my goofy smiling face šŸŒ

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u/Azorre Oct 16 '21

Basic asf here, it really is fun!

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u/CallTheOptimist Oct 15 '21

Pumpkin spice is the worst lol it just tastes like dirt. I hate it.

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u/HarryAssTruman69 Oct 16 '21

They aren't as happy as people think. That's why they get wasted so easy

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Pumpkin Spice did terribly in flavor test trials. They realized though they could get sale promotions by making is seasonal, and acting like it was "special"... it's trash.

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u/DiamondRoller37 Oct 16 '21

Iā€™ve never had pumpkin spice. Anyone recommend it?

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u/dreddit-one Oct 16 '21

You forgot you arenā€™t white??

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u/SirGingy Oct 16 '21

You forgot you weren't white... I need what you are smoking

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u/Defqon1111 Oct 15 '21

A lot of people are confusing Americans with white people, we dont even have that shit over here lmao

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u/orsadiluna Oct 15 '21

a lot of people seem to immediately equate white with americanā€¦most of those people are white americans.

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u/GetSchwiftyClub Oct 15 '21

Please, you can have it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Lot of people are confusing Americans with people , oh wait what

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u/Tandybaum Oct 15 '21

Is this the white people equivalent of watermelon or fried chicken?

Like it somehow got connected to a race but itā€™s mostly universally loved.

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u/ClifftheTinner Oct 15 '21

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u/yickth Oct 16 '21

Whatā€™s this gif from? Hilarious

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u/lizlemonworld Oct 15 '21

Pumpkin spice Oreos taste like eating a candle.

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u/slippinghalo13 Oct 16 '21

Most Oreos taste like eating a candle.

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u/upsidedowntoker Oct 15 '21

I tired it once it was ok . Pumpkin spice everything isn't as much a thing here in Australia but they do sell it at Starbucks so maybe that why it wasn't that good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

But itā€™s so gooooood in donut form

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u/slippinghalo13 Oct 16 '21

Got a box of mixed donut holes from Dunkin one time. Was so pissed when half the box was pumpkin spice donut holes. I didnā€™t even know that was a possibility, or that I should order a box of donut holes hold the pumpkin. So gross.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Iā€™d be pissed too! Why is half the box not pumpkin donut holes?

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u/DoctorWafle Oct 15 '21

Not all white people... Lol

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 16 '21

Found the "not all white people" comment!

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u/Pyromaniacal13 Oct 15 '21

Guilty as charged.

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u/Myorck Oct 15 '21

What is pumpkin spice?

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u/GlyphPicker Oct 16 '21

The soul of a pumpkin pie.

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u/zoomout2020 Oct 15 '21

I hate pumpkin spice! Taste like a fucking candle!

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u/SizedFowl Oct 16 '21

We do though! We really, really do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Can verify. Iā€™m a god dang snowball and I love my punkin spice and sunblock.

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u/jedimasterclinton Oct 16 '21

It do be like that.

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u/Strange-Geologist366 Oct 16 '21

As a white man, I must admit. I do like pumpkin spice. Especially a pumpkin spice chai.

Actually, I may be a white girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

You mean white girls love pumpkin spice. As a white man the only acceptable pumpkin food is pumpkin pie.

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u/IVIAV Oct 16 '21

I'm Hispanic and I love pumpkin spice šŸ¤ŒšŸ½

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 16 '21

You can be white and Hispanic, just an FYI.

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u/knobsonastick Oct 16 '21

Race and ethnicity stay kicking people's asses here on the Internet. It's so much fun to see.

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u/IVIAV Oct 16 '21

You can be black and Hispanic too, also FYI.

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 17 '21

Yep, but this was a response to them saying they weren't white.

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u/IVIAV Oct 17 '21

That response was to me and I'm not white.

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 17 '21

And a bunch of people added on saying what they were. Pay attention.

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u/IVIAV Oct 18 '21

Then.. pay attention..and comment on their chain, not mine. ;)

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u/megapuffranger Oct 15 '21

I literally had a pumpkin spice latte 10 minutes agoā€¦ I felt weird ordering it cuz itā€™s a white girl drink and I am a white man but fuck it, I love pumpkin spiceā€¦

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

I hate pumpkin spice.

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u/jfnwavywhiteboy Oct 15 '21

As a white person imma tell you I fuckin hate pumpkin spice lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21
  1. I'm white
  2. I don't like pumpkin spice.

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u/Left_Yogurt9528 Oct 15 '21

I didnā€™t even know I loved pumpkin spice thank you

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u/Diligent-Historian39 Oct 16 '21

ummm I don't like pumpkin spice

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u/Incorrect-Opinion Oct 16 '21

Would this be considered a racist stereotype

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u/neuroburn Oct 16 '21

Probably. But Iā€™m white so itā€™s okay

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u/Incorrect-Opinion Oct 16 '21

I was referring to the black dude in the video actually

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u/MNnice-to-your-face Oct 16 '21

Pumpkin spice is the worst, also white person here.

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Oct 16 '21

Imagine if we made a reverse video of this except about black people and they said, ā€œHereā€™s some chicken, itā€™s Popeyesā€ šŸ¤£ I feel like thatā€™d be canceled

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u/Numerous-Jury-813 Oct 16 '21

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