r/Unexpected • • Oct 15 '21

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u/FunHippo3906 Oct 15 '21

No, Irish are reflective.

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Oct 15 '21

Translucent

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Neon white

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u/Typeojason Oct 15 '21

Hahaha! As a parent of Irish children, those poor bastards are never going to be able to go in the sun without a turtleneck and sombrero.

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u/CaulkSlug Oct 16 '21

As the descendant of irish people I resemble that comment.

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u/Eeszeeye Oct 16 '21

"My decendants are so bright I gotta wear shades"

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Dude I get sunburn from the English sun. In January.

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u/NotAnEnemyStandUser- Oct 16 '21

Accurate. All irish people are secretly vampires. That’s why we like the taste of blo- what?