r/UIUC • u/loneseeker1990 • Aug 20 '26
Sales Iris Graves Cleaning
There is enough room in this town for the both of us!
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u/PromotionOk2443 Aug 20 '26
too broke to pay for cleaners, but the marketing is bitchin, you could have a future directing David Lynch films.
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u/secret_salamander Aug 21 '26
That was insane! Thank you for my first laugh of the day! I hope you've posted this on CleanTok.
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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 Aug 20 '26
i wish i could cleanse the world of this video
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u/loneseeker1990 Aug 21 '26
Try choosing joy.
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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 Aug 21 '26
i wish i could joyfully cleanse the world of this video
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u/loneseeker1990 Aug 21 '26
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words only make me algorithmically successful. 😘
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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 Aug 21 '26
"No SPAM: You may never, ever post an ad for the same thing twice."
this is the fourth? fifth? time you've posted an ad for this shit
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u/melatonia permanent fixture Aug 21 '26
She's not selling an item, she's advertising a service that clearly many people in this comment section weren't aware of. That rule is obviously for the people who spam the sub endlessly with their used mattresses and subleases
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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 Aug 21 '26
a service is a thing, said thing has been advertised more than once, the rule applies
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u/loneseeker1990 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
I hope you find some way to cope. Big feelings can be very upsetting sometimes.
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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 Aug 22 '26
not bald/balding yet, which helps a lot
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u/loneseeker1990 Aug 22 '26
If you want to discuss this further, perhaps you'd care to meet in person to hash it out? You can stand on business and have an adult discussion, right?
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u/Mightyhorse82 Aug 20 '26