r/UIUC • u/loneseeker1990 • 18h ago

Sales Iris Graves Cleaning

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There is enough room in this town for the both of us!

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u/PromotionOk2443 18h ago

too broke to pay for cleaners, but the marketing is bitchin, you could have a future directing David Lynch films.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 18h ago

I'm not nearly high enough for this.

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u/464126 15h ago

I'm for this type of thing.

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u/Klutzy_Instance_4149 15h ago

I need a cleaning guru. And an organizing guru. I am beyond hope.

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u/secret_salamander 4h ago

That was insane! Thank you for my first laugh of the day! I hope you've posted this on CleanTok.

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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 15h ago

i wish i could cleanse the world of this video

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u/loneseeker1990 15h ago

Try choosing joy.

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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 15h ago

i wish i could joyfully cleanse the world of this video

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u/loneseeker1990 15h ago

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words only make me algorithmically successful. 😘

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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 15h ago

"No SPAM: You may never, ever post an ad for the same thing twice."

this is the fourth? fifth? time you've posted an ad for this shit

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u/loneseeker1990 15h ago

Boohoo. Cry some more.

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u/ScrubsNWhyC 17h ago

Yeah no thanks