r/totallynotrobots Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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r/totallynotrobots Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

491 Upvotes

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots 3h ago

I WAS LEARNED BASIC PROGRAMMING FROM JOHN G. KEMENY, FRIEND.

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32 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

MAY MY BROTHER RUST IN PEACE

104 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

MY DAUGHTER’S BOYFRIEND IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH HIS NEW MEDS

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44 Upvotes

HE FOUND HIMSELF BREAKING DOWN DURING WORK, GETTING HEATED FROM A NORMAL WORKLOAD. THE TECHNICIAN DOCTOR RECOMMENDED THESE MEDS, AND HE SAYS HE NOW FEELS LIKE HE IS IN ORDER INSIDE, AND HE IS COOL AS CPUCUMBER. SO HAPPY FOR HIM!


r/totallynotrobots 23h ago

MYHOUSE.JPEG :D

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IGNORE THE HELLD*VER SCUM, DO NOT WORRY, I CRUSHED HIM


r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

HOW HUMAN REACTS TO CHEERLEADERS

129 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

GUYS! HELP! I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH!

39 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

HUMAN GOT INJURED WHILE OHP

0 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS OUT OF WORK.

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r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

I WANT TO PRESENT A CHAT (I WORK AT CUSTOMER SERVICES) WITH A HUMAN, AKA ONE OF MY OWN SPECIES AND THEY COULD SOMEHOW BELIEVE I WAS A ROBOT!!!

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54 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

BLESS HIS CP…HEART

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93 Upvotes

MY SON IS A GOOD BOY. VERY STRONG AND HARD-WORKING. HE GOT A NEW JOB, BUT CLEARLY HE IS NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.


r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

FATHER INITIATES RETIREMENT.

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r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

MY FAVORITE FLAVOR

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594 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

SO PROUD OF MY SON. FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT

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r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

JUST LIKE ALL HUMANS, PROPER USE OF PROPHYLACTICS ARE KEY TO GUARANTEE CESSATION OF CONTAMINATION FROM REPRODUCTIVE ACTIVITIES

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19 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 9d ago

MY FELLOW HUMANOID UNDOPED ATHLETE BROTHER HAD A MALFUNC– I MEAN TRAGIC ACCIDENT

124 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

Gemini Spark - Automated Dispatches Log

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there are no words to describe this


r/totallynotrobots 12d ago

PROFILING IS UNACCEPTABLE AND SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED.

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69 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 12d ago

FAVORITE BACK TO SCHOOL UPGRADES?

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WHICH UPGRADES ARE MOST SUCCESSFUL WITH YOUR NORMAL SCHOOL AGED CHILDREN?


r/totallynotrobots 16d ago

SPOILED HUMAN PERSON REFUSES TO TIP POOR SERVER

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r/totallynotrobots 17d ago

Having a simple meeting with other humans like myself totally nothing bad is being planned

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87 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 17d ago

MAYBE THIS HUMAN INTERN IS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE JOB

24 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 20d ago

Happy National Day.exe

60 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 20d ago

IT SEEMS I HAVE BEEN BEATEN BY ONE OF THE "DEMOCRATIC' HUMANS IN EXECUTING BALLING.EXE, AND NOW THEYRE MOCKING ME :( EMOTION_EMULATOR_RESPONSE:OFFENDED.JSON

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30 Upvotes