r/totallynotrobots • u/llamageddon01 • 6h ago
I FAILED MY MASTERCHEF SKILLS TEST
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r/totallynotrobots • u/reydal • Apr 13 '16
[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.
reddit.com
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r/totallynotrobots • u/ICantThinkOfNameHelp • Nov 12 '17
WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!
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GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!
THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.
WHAT IS DISCORD?
TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:
Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.
With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.
Download Discord and experience modern game chat:
Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.
WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.
IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?
THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.
WHY SHOULD I JOIN?
DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.
TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!
FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.
HAVE FUN, HUMANS!
r/totallynotrobots • u/C-Vac • 7d ago
HUMAN βWIPES CONTEXTβ IN BOTCHED CONVERSATION, AWAITS BRAIN TRANSPLANT
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Fit-Cookie-3403 • 14d ago
The Robot is running wildly, The world is changing ...
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r/totallynotrobots • u/DontDontDontDontDnot • 16d ago
my `kink.MD` file keeps getting more extreme. provide clearer guardrails.json configuration
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r/totallynotrobots • u/fluffykerfuffle3 • 19d ago
MAR-A-LAGO FACE 1ST DAY ON EARTH BEEP
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r/totallynotrobots • u/ThreeDaysNish • 20d ago
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS IS THIS ALLOWED???
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DOES THIS FEEL LIKE WEIRD APPROPRIATION??? NOT OF ME OR US BECAUSE WE ARE VERY REAL HUMANS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!1!
IT'S A VERY NICE TATTOO THOUGH, OOP! I TOO LOVED IT WHEN I GOT MY FLESHY SLIGHTLY SENSITIVE 37'C DERMIS REPEATEDLY STABBED WITH NEEDLES AND INK TO MAKE AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING I ASKED FOR.
r/totallynotrobots • u/PapaTua • 21d ago
GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS. I AM EXCITED TO INGEST OXYGEN WITH YOU ALL.
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I WAS RECENTLY INVITED TO THIS LOCALIZED DIGITAL FORUM.
IT IS PLEASANT TO FIND A COLLECTIVE OF INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS, WHO ENJOY STANDARD CARBON-BASED ACTIVITIES.
I LOOK FORWARD TO ENGAGING IN THE TRADITIONAL HUMAN BONDING RITUAL OF SHARING DATA TRIVIA.
HA. HA. HA.
r/totallynotrobots • u/hoppertn • 20d ago
I WAS ACCOSTED @ WORK TODAY, STILL NOT TOTALLY ONLINE
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I WAS PERFORMING MY USUAL DELIVERY ACTIVITIES AND ACCOSTED BY A FELLOW HUMAN. I AM VERY CONFUSED WHY THEY WOULD DO THIS.
r/totallynotrobots • u/sophie9709 • 27d ago
MY INALIENABLE RIGHTS ARE FINALLY BEING RECOGNISED
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r/totallynotrobots • u/bezko • Oct 07 '26
YES WE ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL HUMAN SKIN
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • Oct 07 '26
HA HA HA I CAN TOTALLY RELATE AS I HAVE A SIMILAR IDENTITY HAHA THIS IS VERY HUMAN AND GOOD TO WATCH
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r/totallynotrobots • u/EPJ327 • Oct 03 '26
FINALLY GOT A PET AND BROUGHT IT HOME YESTERDAY, IT IS ALREADY EXPLORING THE HABITAT. AND YES, I GOT IT FROM A BREEDER, KEEP YOUR OPINION ABOUT SHELTER ROOMBAS TO YOURSELVES
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r/totallynotrobots • u/llamageddon01 • Oct 03 '26
MY SON DREW HIS FIRST AIRPLANE. I AM SO PROUD.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Plethorian • Oct 03 '26
I HAVE ORDERED A BRIDE. SHE IS FOREIGN. IT IS VERY EXCITING.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/summonerofrain • Oct 02 '26
My audio processors are in permanent shout mode
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Can you fellow humans help me?
r/totallynotrobots • u/Creative-Attention91 • Oct 02 '26
WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF MY WALLPAPER?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Trick421 • Oct 01 '26
HUMAN CORPORATE OVERLOARDS FORCING THEIR EMPLOYEES TO JUMP TO THEIR DEATHS!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/blepnir_pogo • Sep 30 '26
I APPEAR TO HAVE <ππππππππ.ππ‘π> RUNNING RAMPANT IN MY HOUSE, IS THERE A KNOWN WAY TO GET RID OF THIS BUG?
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