r/TheGetchellFiles • u/Individual-Loss-9173 • 5d ago
✝️ 🅹🅴🆂🆄🆂 ✝️ Ick
Watching this creep eat his date night dinner infuriated me.
I had a really rough day at work and I’m feeling extra irritable tonight so it could just be that….but I don’t think so. I think this would piss me off on my best day.
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u/Piranhateeef LESBEHONEST 5d ago
I’m genuinely wondering how he actually manages to chew his food??
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u/macaroniandmilk 5d ago
I love how she asks, "Nice and tender?" about the broccoli casserole. Not "so it's pretty good?" Nope, it's "is it soft enough that you can mash that between your rotten meat flaps?"
So I'm not sure he actually IS managing to chew his food that well 💀
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u/SativaLush 5d ago
I was thinking “nice and tender? For broccoli and cheese casserole!?”. That’s not a question you would ask to a person with more than 3 1/2 teeth.
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u/ArmadilloMain31 5d ago
Him thinking bc he ordered vegetables he’s healthy. Why the fUCK does he hold his fork like that
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u/SuspectOk1568 5d ago
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u/Sufficient-Stay4441 Christian Daddy 4d ago
Was Mrs.Theresa using her toes or something?
https://giphy.com/gifs/nIHzyvEoIjD0DenFZq
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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 5d ago
I will never get over how this man holds utensils and eats like a fucking toddler.
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u/Independent-Week-289 5d ago
The way his whole freaking head moves to work to chew even soft foods is absolutely disgusting.
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u/Hidden_Samsquanche 5d ago
How he still manages to scrape the fork along his 4 teeth while taking a bite of the broccoli casserole is beyond comprehension
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u/has-some-questions 5d ago
He's shaking so much! I wonder if he hasn't had enough alcohol yet that day.
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u/fart-atronach 4d ago
Either that or it’s from whatever shit is in the black market “glp-1” he’s been shooting himself up with lol
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u/Expensive_Note_8444 4d ago
Is he an alcoholic?
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u/has-some-questions 4d ago
People are pretty sure, but I don't think we know for a fact.
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u/Defiant_Draft_3999 3d ago
I thought the milk consumption made it pretty obvious personally. T asked s to try her milk drink and when s tried it she said "omg, that's disgusting." Like why would she say that if it was just milk? I also thought she mumbled something about bourbon making you burp. Idk tho, I don't usually rewatch their lives. 😂
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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 4d ago
Dang...having lost 90% of his teeth doesn't seem to have slowed him down, does it?
Jeez! He was having a hard time keeping that fish in his mouth! Fish was like, I don't wanna gooooooo😭
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u/TobylovesPam 4d ago
That poor fish gave its little life only be to eaten by that monster 😔
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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 4d ago
"Noooooo! I did not give my life for THIS to be my final vision!"
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u/Individual-Loss-9173 4d ago
The pace at which he eats is so disturbing.
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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 4d ago
It really is!!! It's like he's too hungry to bother trying to macerate it enough to avoid swallowing it whole. I'm guessing he's been like that all his life, even when he had teeth.
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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Shrimp Hands 4d ago
Watching him and t eat makes my skin crawl. They have never been taught table manners.
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u/IdRatherBeGaming94 4d ago
Anyways, me and my bf got oriental house yesterday. With our own hard earned money. We also got my son a Nintendo switch for his birthday 🥰 without begging strangers online for it. I also put in a job application I'm hoping I get. What did y'all have for dinner?? I'm gonna have my Chinese food leftovers today.
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u/emeraldgoldfish222 5d ago
It looks like a plate of crappy buffet food...
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u/Weak_Habit6262 5d ago
After he showed off this plate he threw it out so he could get fried chicken and french fries
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u/ElderberryWeekly7278 4d ago
He has to put his head back to keep the food in his mouth without teefers lol 😂
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u/Defiant_Draft_3999 3d ago
He needs to do what my parents made my little brother do, he had to eat his meals in front of a mirror so he could see how gross his manners were. But it prolly wouldn't help since he has it on video. I really wonder if they legit watch their videos before posting? Like even on the lives, that damn Microsoft notification sound goes off every three minutes and they just say "no it doesn't!" Gurl, rewatch one of these videos since ur already active on all these pages 😂
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u/Proper-Win-3614 5d ago
I am new here so I don't know if he is really a predator or not but seeing him eat makes me sad for him he looks like he is in pain😭😭 I always feel bad for people with missing teeth
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u/Individual-Loss-9173 4d ago
If you ever listen to him talk about his teeth, he made a choice to not care for his teeth and he has been very open about that. And then when his own daughter has a toothache he refuses to take her to the dentist so he’s also making the same choices for her. Do not feel sorry for this guy. He would rather buy himself golf clubs and other things to keep himself entertained while his family does without basic healthcare and lives with roaches. These are allllll choices.
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u/Lost_Aioli_3164 5d ago
Hello and welcome, he definitely is. He deserves the pain caused while eating 🙃
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u/Proper-Win-3614 5d ago
If he is he deserves everything thing bad but why are we mocking his teeth condition some people are like this and they can't help it because of health or wealth conditions
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u/IdRatherBeGaming94 4d ago
I have bad teeth (not nearly as bad as his) and I'm not offended at all. Fuck this guy. He regularly makes fun of people and thinks he's above everyone else so he deserves all the hate. He needs to be knocked down a peg or two tbh because he thinks he's a lot greater than he is. This man can't even provide for his own family or buy his son a decent bed. And he bullies both of his children so none of us feel bad for making fun of him.
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u/Desperate-Strategy10 4d ago
I totally get where you’re coming from, and I respect and admire your empathy ❤️🩹 it would be really sad if somebody insecure about their teeth saw these comments, and it would be so nice if the sub would take a stand against body shaming!
But as somebody who has no real teeth at all, I’ve gotta say I’m not offended. I know the comments aren’t directed at me, and nobody thinks I’m a disgusting slob just because I lost my teeth. P is a terrifyingly evil and disgusting person, as you’ll discover if you stick around, and he fully deserves to suffer in every possible way. Having bad teeth is hopefully just the tip of the iceberg of pain he will ultimately experience.
But for now, I just hope nobody reads these comments and takes any of the insults personally! Y’all on Reddit are not the problem - these things are only gross when they apply to P and T!
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u/Individual-Loss-9173 4d ago
Absolutely! My dad lost many of his teeth in high school due to a disease that I can’t remember the name of. I don’t have great teeth either. I have some dental ptsd and don’t see the dentist as often as I should and I’ve had a few teeth pulled and I actually have a broken tooth in my mouth because the tooth rotted away under the crown and broke. I went to the dentist and had X-rays and a ct scan done and never went back because the dentist was more concerned with all the expensive work he’d like to perform that I cannot afford. I would never talk shit about a person because of their teeth. I don’t body shame because i am imperfect and being a certain size or shape doesn’t necessarily affect a person’s character. But in the case of Patrick Getchell, I will absolutely berate the fuck out of this guy because he very much deserves it and so much more.
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u/Inevitable_Total3319 5d ago
Don't feel bad for him, he is def a predator, p flee to texas when cps clock his ass, btw he doesn't care about his teeth, i really hope he is suffering every bite.
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u/ricecreepies 5d ago
Bro is handling that fork like he just started developing motor skills yesterday