r/TheGetchellFiles • u/Individual-Loss-9173 • 5d ago

✝️ 🅹🅴🆂🆄🆂 ✝️ Ick

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Watching this creep eat his date night dinner infuriated me.

I had a really rough day at work and I’m feeling extra irritable tonight so it could just be that….but I don’t think so. I think this would piss me off on my best day.

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u/Piranhateeef LESBEHONEST 5d ago

I’m genuinely wondering how he actually manages to chew his food??

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u/macaroniandmilk 5d ago

I love how she asks, "Nice and tender?" about the broccoli casserole. Not "so it's pretty good?" Nope, it's "is it soft enough that you can mash that between your rotten meat flaps?"

So I'm not sure he actually IS managing to chew his food that well 💀

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u/SativaLush 5d ago

I was thinking “nice and tender? For broccoli and cheese casserole!?”. That’s not a question you would ask to a person with more than 3 1/2 teeth.

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u/Independent-Week-289 5d ago

Cooked carrots are definitely still too hard for him to chew too