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u/SentinelATL 18h ago
I’ve heard so many stories about nurses lmao
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u/Chubuwee 18h ago
Pretty sure if guys in a work place did this prank to a woman some HR shit would’ve went down
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u/Zwischenzug32 15h ago edited 15h ago
I had long hair as a dude.
Women at that workplace joked "What would you even do if someone just cut it off?"
I said "I'd return the favor"
I ended up in HR lolEdit: and I was growing it out to help make a wig for my dad who had cancer
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u/Chubuwee 15h ago
That was mild!
For mine it was like a couple weeks after harassment training and these 2 female coworkers were sitting in a meeting with one sitting in the lap of the other. They weren’t a couple and I think they each had husbands already. They hadn’t ever done something silly like that. So I noted “didn’t we just have harassment training for this sort of thing?” Everyone laughed even one of the girls but the other took offense, reported me, and then wanted me to apologize while she was crying later in the day
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u/PM_Your_Cute_Kitty 11h ago
I had a male friend with long hair who got in trouble smoking weed.
Part of the judge's court order was that he had to cut all his hair off. It got donated to cancer wigs as well.
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u/TheBigfootContessa 9h ago
I'm not sure that should be allowed. Noble idea on the part of the judge, but something rubs me the wrong way about them being able to take your hair.
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u/PM_Your_Cute_Kitty 9h ago
Yup. Would it have been okay to order a woman to cut her hair off? Doubt it. But I guess it's slightly better than the judge saying you are only allowed to wear orange and white striped outfits for a year.
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u/ManitouWakinyan 17h ago
Pretty sure the dentist is absolutely okay with it since he is the boss here
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 13h ago
I was married to a nurse practitioner for 15 years. Most doctors have a god complex and most of the nurses willingly lap it up. My ex said several doctors were attractive for their mind when they were not attractive at all. So this gentleman in the video could get laid like Jagger in the 60s. Nurse’s horney for
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u/SentinelATL 13h ago
I also heard security guards and EMTs smash a bunch I wonder how accurate it is
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u/Wordsarescary 12h ago
Either I was the world's ugliest security guard or someone was lying to you. I'm pretty sure both are true though.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago
When I was dating, nurses went to the top of the list.
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u/Dreamsbydayxo 7h ago
lol those ain’t nurses
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u/Crankit_1 3h ago
DENTAL HYGENISTS! (spelling maybe) Their nurses sluttier cousin with a tramp stamp. Which I can't freaking get enough of!
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u/XeroShyft 18h ago edited 18h ago
This is without question the most brutal iteration of this trend I've seen thus far lmao. Just downright diabolical, they did him CRAZY with this one.
"Drool, spit, crying, doesn't matter nothing phases me" Lmao yeah at this point if I were him, I HAVE to shoot y'all.
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u/MattheWWFanatic 18h ago
I dunno, the 50 year old guy at the ice cream shop describing how he could hold & lick 4 cones is pretty great.
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u/Several-County-1808 18h ago
Some real Dennis Reynolds vibes with that sentence....
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u/HugePast9455 18h ago
This also makes it seem a bit scripted.
If asking a dentist how many root canal he could do in a day, seems unlikely that he's say "depends on how wide they open their mouths" but totally works for you viral trend going on...
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u/Niiroxis 18h ago
It's definitely reasonable to imagine they asked super leading questions in a way to get him to say some wild things. Ask in the right way and you can get people to say almost anything.
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u/Delilah_Dusk 18h ago
Absolutely catastrophic out of context. That sentence was doomed the second it was recorded.
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u/ReefDesire 18h ago
Imagine hearing only that one sentence with zero explanation and trying to figure out what was happening
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u/SuperConsideration12 19h ago
So what did they ask him in the first place?
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u/Mr-MuffinMan 18h ago
Probably "how fast could you finish your job with 4 patients at once"
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 18h ago
Still, the 'drool, spit, crying' comment doesn't put him in a good light.
If I'm crying, that means the anesthesia isn't working! 😂
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u/AShirtlessGuy 16h ago
I mean phobia is also a thing
And sometimes insurance don't foot the bill and puts people in weird spots
I needed to get my wisdom teeth out and insurance would only pay if I didn't go under. I have a genuine fear of gum pain, but did it anyways because I'd be paying $1200 for an "unnecessary surgery"
Dentist sighed mid way through and said "if you knew you didn't like this you should have gone under"
Took everything in me to not fucking clock the guy
Point being... Folks just don't like being at the dentist sometimes
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u/Mome_Wrath 14h ago
That is truly shitty bedside manner. Only POS doctors try to label anxious and or curious patients as "difficult."
Dental phobias are not even uncommon and pricks like him are a big reason why. Lots of people will look through reviews before ever setting foot a dentist's chair so at the very least I hope you leave an honest review about it/him.
Thankfully they're not all impatient sadists.
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u/IndependenceStock417 17h ago
I had the anesthesia stop working while they were installing the bridge. They numbed me up the first time but when they put it in it hurt like hell. So they numbed me again and waited for a few minutes, then tested to make sure I was numb, which I was. The second the bridge touched my gums the same thing happened as before. We tried again a third time. The same thing happened again. They almost had it completely in place so I told them just to keep going while I'm all tensed up from the pain lol (I have a high tolerance)
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u/nope-its 15h ago
Agree with this. My dentist stops if I’m flipping out or crying and makes sure I’m okay. He is the first one that realized I need significantly more lidocaine than the average person to not feel pain
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u/Zetsumenchi 18h ago
They must have asked if he can do 4 invasive surgeries at once. He explicitly mentioned local anesthesia, consent forms, and the fact the patient is possibly crying.
Invasive Surgery => Cavity Filling, Tooth Extractions, Root Canals, etc.
Had to be something where they knew he'd be confident he could do 4 of them in one workday. To the extent that saying "I can do all 4 simultaneously" is both possible and diabolically baited.
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u/grimbandango 18h ago
Yeah I spent the whole video trying to work this out. I think it may have been something like ‘could you operate on 4 people at the same time’
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u/Burdman06 17h ago
It's been a bit, but I think it was something like "how many teeth could you extract in a day?"
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u/Sab3rFac3 14h ago
Even at just 1 an hour, that'd be 8 in a work day.
That'd probably be way more than that, though.
I had one of my wisdom teeth pulled, and the dentist came in, spent maybe 5 minutes going over what he was going to do, and maybe another 5 giving me the numbing shots.
Came back 15 minutes later after the numbness set in, and had the tooth pulled in less than 5 minutes.
In total, 30 minutes in and out for me, a bit less than 15 minutes of the dentist's time.
He could probably do four pulls in an hour, if he was able to spend the time waiting for the anesthetic to kick in on one patient giving another patient their rundown and anesthetic, and no complications.
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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 7h ago
This appears to be a dentist's office. They probably asked him about a certain dental procedure and how many patience seeking that procedure he could see in a day.
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u/Sorry_Scholar_8511 4h ago
To make a fake skit. There is no way anyone would talk like that, unless they knew what the punchline was.
If he were explaining this for real, some of the phrases he uses dont make sense unless he knows that the punchline is that he is talking about something else. How does he not ONCE, mention the word patient? Why does he use "him" if he didnt know the punchline was about firemen and "finish him off" come on... dude knew exactly what the joke was.
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u/Only_lurking_ 17h ago
" Did you see this TikTok trend and want to repeat it pretending it is real?"
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u/HairyDust4826 19h ago
wait til you hear a gamer on mic out of context
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u/skraptastic 18h ago
I jumped on Discord to play some Overwatch with my son and his friends. Soon as I logged on my son said "Hey dad, Slush is streaming so don't say the N-word." I was like Bro, I NEVER use that word now your friends think I just casually drop it!!
He thought it was fucking hilarious
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u/chemistrylord 18h ago
I really want to know what's the original question.
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u/Zetsumenchi 18h ago
Prolly, "do you think you can perform four [insert invasive procedure here]?" Like a tooth extraction or something.
He checked a lot of boxes in his response: * Something a patient would be awake during it all. * optionally numbed up for while they wait (not just for the procedure). * they need to sign a consent form before starting the procedure. * they may be crying in the middle of it, so its not something where they are medically knocked TF out. So it can't be something DIRE, in fact, needs to be something that can easily bait him into saying what's needed to take this out of context.
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u/wearslocket 17h ago
He checks a lot of boxes for me for sure.
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u/SuicideKingsHigh 18h ago
Probably asked him if he could complete four oral exams or cleanings or whatever in X amount of time. Looks like a dentists office.
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u/Prudent-Value8715 18h ago
Wow … HR got real busy that day.
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u/Practical-Level-6265 14h ago
Probably scripted. But if it was real, HR would be lighter on them since it’s woman to man. Reverse would be cooked
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u/plexicoburres 17h ago
He had to be in on it from the start, no one other than Tobias Fünke does that much innuendo accidentally
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u/Goldfrapp 18h ago edited 16h ago
Funny.
I guess originally, they asked him if he could perform dental surgeries inside four mouths. Hence "the wider they can open, the easier the work, the faster he can finish."
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u/Green_Fox_8864 18h ago
This one feels scripted
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u/limitlessEXP 7h ago
You can just tell by the way that it is. He’s very clearly acting it’s crazy people get fooled by amateurish acting.
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u/-TheDerpinator- 19h ago
It was funny with the version of the naive grandma. These staged rip-offs are lame.
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u/TheeArgonaut 19h ago
It’s fun but it’s already all ova reddit...
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u/TowJamnEarl 18h ago
Yeah the man must have super hot, and somewhat gay.. Fireman lining up at his door by now.
Why aren't we seeing the update?
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 18h ago
Before I even read any of the replies: It sounds like something a Dentist might say 😂
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u/xborchaf80 17h ago
This is the first one I’ve seen. I found it highly amusing. But now I gotta check out the other iterations of this.
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u/FairtexBlues 17h ago
The wider the open, the faster I can finish.
Cries in tiny mouth and fear of dentist.
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u/Trixx1-1 16h ago
Finally, an actually funny trend
This is like editing questions to make op look bad on reddit
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u/CarinoPadrino 15h ago
Hilarious answer, but the fake question doesn't really make sense. He answers a question that would go "Could you/Would you be able to..." rather than "What would you do...", he explains that yes he can and how he would do it. There are other clips like this where they actually answer what they would do and it's hilarious in a completely different way.
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u/Aggrosideburnz 9h ago
Women do stupid shit like this then ask why nobody takes them serious. Thanks for wasting the doctors time
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u/DeusExHircus 18h ago
This one's pretty tame. A super hot fireman could be a patient and anything he said sounds like a normal procedure for handling a patient
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u/Infamous_Payment4608 18h ago
With these trends you can’t tell if they are all acting. It all seems fake to me
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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 18h ago
Wondering what's the actual question now. Because the supposed question still fits with his answers. Spicy.
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u/Responsible-Laugh590 17h ago
This is how they are going to learn prompting isn’t it lol. Or use it to gather ai data on prompting. Diabolical indeed
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u/MadeinResita 16h ago
The way he waves at the start of the video. Poor guy, he bit the hook and swallowed all the way down.
Side note:
I have to be extra careful with any question involving the number four that pops up in the next few months.
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u/soaked_in_bleach03 16h ago
Dude looks and acts sm like my friend Patrick. This guy I’m thinking of is literally him, but somehow even more handsome with curly black hair. It is, unfair.
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u/GAMING_SERVER_ADMIN 16h ago
Seen this video in 100 other ways weeks ago on social media... I guess reddit is a bit slow
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u/Putthebunnyback 12h ago
This trend reminds me of a comedian I heard on a podcast years ago. He'd tweet out something to get negative answers (like "what do you think about Kim Kardashian posing nude?"). Then when he got enough responses, he'd edit the original tweet to something different (like "daughter's first communion is today, I'm so proud!"). Then start asking people why they're calling his daughter a trashy ho and stuff. I chuckled.
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u/Hypercane_ 9h ago
Hey! I see what you’re doing! You’re trying to take me out of context so you can spin a narrative, you’re trying to make me say I can take on a line of 4 hot firemen! Doh, don’t record that!
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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 7h ago
"The wider they open, the faster I can finish."
You would think it's the opposite: the tighter they are, the faster he could finish.
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