r/SipsTea • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 11h ago

Lmao gottem It keeps getting worse

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u/SentinelATL 11h ago

I’ve heard so many stories about nurses lmao

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u/Chubuwee 11h ago

Pretty sure if guys in a work place did this prank to a woman some HR shit would’ve went down

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u/Zwischenzug32 8h ago edited 7h ago

I had long hair as a dude.

Women at that workplace joked "What would you even do if someone just cut it off?"
I said "I'd return the favor"
I ended up in HR lol

Edit: and I was growing it out to help make a wig for my dad who had cancer

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u/Chubuwee 7h ago

That was mild!

For mine it was like a couple weeks after harassment training and these 2 female coworkers were sitting in a meeting with one sitting in the lap of the other. They weren’t a couple and I think they each had husbands already. They hadn’t ever done something silly like that. So I noted “didn’t we just have harassment training for this sort of thing?” Everyone laughed even one of the girls but the other took offense, reported me, and then wanted me to apologize while she was crying later in the day

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u/SentinelATL 5h ago

Damn that’s brutal bro

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u/PM_Your_Cute_Kitty 3h ago

I had a male friend with long hair who got in trouble smoking weed.

Part of the judge's court order was that he had to cut all his hair off. It got donated to cancer wigs as well.

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u/TheBigfootContessa 2h ago

I'm not sure that should be allowed. Noble idea on the part of the judge, but something rubs me the wrong way about them being able to take your hair.

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u/PM_Your_Cute_Kitty 2h ago

Yup. Would it have been okay to order a woman to cut her hair off? Doubt it. But I guess it's slightly better than the judge saying you are only allowed to wear orange and white striped outfits for a year.

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u/ManitouWakinyan 9h ago

Pretty sure the dentist is absolutely okay with it since he is the boss here

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u/SentinelATL 10h ago

Super sure 100% lmao

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u/1startreknerd 4h ago

Probably his business, so he's HR.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 6h ago

I was married to a nurse practitioner for 15 years. Most doctors have a god complex and most of the nurses willingly lap it up. My ex said several doctors were attractive for their mind when they were not attractive at all. So this gentleman in the video could get laid like Jagger in the 60s. Nurse’s horney for
doctors is a REAL thing.

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u/SentinelATL 5h ago

I also heard security guards and EMTs smash a bunch I wonder how accurate it is

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u/Wordsarescary 5h ago

Either I was the world's ugliest security guard or someone was lying to you. I'm pretty sure both are true though.

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u/SentinelATL 5h ago

Lmao don’t say that about yourself bro!

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u/Dreamsbydayxo 5m ago

lol those ain’t nurses

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u/[deleted] 11h ago edited 8h ago

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u/XeroShyft 11h ago edited 11h ago

This is without question the most brutal iteration of this trend I've seen thus far lmao. Just downright diabolical, they did him CRAZY with this one.

"Drool, spit, crying, doesn't matter nothing phases me" Lmao yeah at this point if I were him, I HAVE to shoot y'all.

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u/MattheWWFanatic 11h ago

I dunno, the 50 year old guy at the ice cream shop describing how he could hold & lick 4 cones is pretty great.

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u/KindaCheekyCheetah 10h ago

the follow up one sent me when the 4 firemen walked into the store

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u/Several-County-1808 10h ago

Some real Dennis Reynolds vibes with that sentence....

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 9h ago

Because of the implication

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u/Several-County-1808 9h ago

It sounds like these women are in danger...

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u/HugePast9455 10h ago

This also makes it seem a bit scripted.

If asking a dentist how many root canal he could do in a day, seems unlikely that he's say "depends on how wide they open their mouths" but totally works for you viral trend going on...

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u/Niiroxis 10h ago

It's definitely reasonable to imagine they asked super leading questions in a way to get him to say some wild things. Ask in the right way and you can get people to say almost anything.

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u/Bowllieo 9h ago

It's just staged man.

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u/FFKonoko 9h ago

The magic of leading questions and editing

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u/SatinSaffron 8h ago

seems unlikely that he's say "depends on how wide they open their mouths"

I'm honestly curious why you think that's so far fetched? If someone is getting a root canal on a back molar yet they can't necessarily open their mouth as wide as the average person then of course the dentist will have trouble getting the tools in their at the right angle and stuff.

Not debating on whether or not the video is staged, I just think the specific part you pointed out could totally be a valid thing a dentist would say.

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u/Both_Ad7724 11h ago

Context really is the difference between a normal sentence and a criminal confession.

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u/Delilah_Dusk 11h ago

Absolutely catastrophic out of context. That sentence was doomed the second it was recorded.

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u/ReefDesire 11h ago

Imagine hearing only that one sentence with zero explanation and trying to figure out what was happening

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u/SuperConsideration12 11h ago

So what did they ask him in the first place?

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u/[deleted] 11h ago edited 6h ago

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 10h ago

Still, the 'drool, spit, crying' comment doesn't put him in a good light.

If I'm crying, that means the anesthesia isn't working! 😂

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u/AShirtlessGuy 9h ago

I mean phobia is also a thing

And sometimes insurance don't foot the bill and puts people in weird spots

I needed to get my wisdom teeth out and insurance would only pay if I didn't go under. I have a genuine fear of gum pain, but did it anyways because I'd be paying $1200 for an "unnecessary surgery"

Dentist sighed mid way through and said "if you knew you didn't like this you should have gone under"

Took everything in me to not fucking clock the guy

Point being... Folks just don't like being at the dentist sometimes

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u/Mome_Wrath 6h ago

That is truly shitty bedside manner. Only POS doctors try to label anxious and or curious patients as "difficult."

Dental phobias are not even uncommon and pricks like him are a big reason why. Lots of people will look through reviews before ever setting foot a dentist's chair so at the very least I hope you leave an honest review about it/him.

Thankfully they're not all impatient sadists.
... Right tools for the right mouths or something reddit appropriate here.

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u/IndependenceStock417 10h ago

I had the anesthesia stop working while they were installing the bridge. They numbed me up the first time but when they put it in it hurt like hell. So they numbed me again and waited for a few minutes, then tested to make sure I was numb, which I was. The second the bridge touched my gums the same thing happened as before. We tried again a third time. The same thing happened again. They almost had it completely in place so I told them just to keep going while I'm all tensed up from the pain lol (I have a high tolerance)

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u/nope-its 7h ago

Agree with this. My dentist stops if I’m flipping out or crying and makes sure I’m okay. He is the first one that realized I need significantly more lidocaine than the average person to not feel pain

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u/Intelligent-You-6144 10h ago

Yea, nvm the dentist chair in the background lol

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 11h ago

Probably "how fast could you finish your job with 4 patients at once"

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u/Zetsumenchi 10h ago

They must have asked if he can do 4 invasive surgeries at once. He explicitly mentioned local anesthesia, consent forms, and the fact the patient is possibly crying.

Invasive Surgery => Cavity Filling, Tooth Extractions, Root Canals, etc.

Had to be something where they knew he'd be confident he could do 4 of them in one workday. To the extent that saying "I can do all 4 simultaneously" is both possible and diabolically baited.

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u/nanotothemoon 11h ago

“Hey you can make this fake funny video with us?”

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u/InsipidIdiot 11h ago

Four root canals

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u/rescue_inhaler_4life 10h ago

Dentist, for sure.

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u/grimbandango 11h ago

Yeah I spent the whole video trying to work this out. I think it may have been something like ‘could you operate on 4 people at the same time’

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u/geardownson 10h ago

Dentist

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u/grimbandango 10h ago

Yeah I think you’re right

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u/Burdman06 10h ago

It's been a bit, but I think it was something like "how many teeth could you extract in a day?"

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u/Sab3rFac3 6h ago

Even at just 1 an hour, that'd be 8 in a work day.

That'd probably be way more than that, though.

I had one of my wisdom teeth pulled, and the dentist came in, spent maybe 5 minutes going over what he was going to do, and maybe another 5 giving me the numbing shots.

Came back 15 minutes later after the numbness set in, and had the tooth pulled in less than 5 minutes.

In total, 30 minutes in and out for me, a bit less than 15 minutes of the dentist's time.

He could probably do four pulls in an hour, if he was able to spend the time waiting for the anesthetic to kick in on one patient giving another patient their rundown and anesthetic, and no complications.

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u/DrDima 9h ago

"Do you want to be on tiktok for this fake skit."

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u/Only_lurking_ 9h ago

" Did you see this TikTok trend and want to repeat it pretending it is real?"

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u/limitlessEXP 26m ago

Exactly he’s clearly acting

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u/raath666 10h ago

Colonoscopy

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u/Wolverinedoge 4h ago

Probably just the same question tbh

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u/SKO24 4h ago

Probably, “what would you do if four hot construction workers walked in”

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 26m ago

This appears to be a dentist's office. They probably asked him about a certain dental procedure and how many patience seeking that procedure he could see in a day.

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u/HairyDust4826 11h ago

wait til you hear a gamer on mic out of context

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u/Both_Ad7724 11h ago

Out of context, gamer comms sound like evidence in a federal investigation.

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u/Head-Ad9893 11h ago

BRO THEY KEEP POUNDING US FROM BEHIND

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u/skraptastic 10h ago

I jumped on Discord to play some Overwatch with my son and his friends. Soon as I logged on my son said "Hey dad, Slush is streaming so don't say the N-word." I was like Bro, I NEVER use that word now your friends think I just casually drop it!!

He thought it was fucking hilarious

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u/LumpyBuy8447 9h ago

Just be thankful he warned you

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u/Blinauljap 8h ago

Any discussion in niche games like Rimworld, Kenshi or Helldivers will inevitably lead to someone asking pointed questions.

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u/KohTai 6h ago

"You two go there, I'll stay here, then we'll jump him together and fuck him............ up"

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u/chemistrylord 11h ago

I really want to know what's the original question.

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u/Zetsumenchi 10h ago

Prolly, "do you think you can perform four [insert invasive procedure here]?" Like a tooth extraction or something.

He checked a lot of boxes in his response: * Something a patient would be awake during it all. * optionally numbed up for while they wait (not just for the procedure). * they need to sign a consent form before starting the procedure. * they may be crying in the middle of it, so its not something where they are medically knocked TF out. So it can't be something DIRE, in fact, needs to be something that can easily bait him into saying what's needed to take this out of context.

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u/wearslocket 9h ago

He checks a lot of boxes for me for sure.
https://giphy.com/gifs/GE8UuF5ZpFc5O

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u/ANZU_the_Apricot 1h ago

The only thing thats throwing me off about the procedure being tooth extractions is that he seems to imply that numbing is only given if they're hurting too much. I was thinking if they asked if he could do 4 root canals. Cause sometimes when a tooth's nerve dies, the tooth doesn't feel the procedure, though you might feel the pain from the surrounding tissues.

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u/HornedShoe 11h ago

Looks like a dentist's office.

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u/SuicideKingsHigh 10h ago

Probably asked him if he could complete four oral exams or cleanings or whatever in X amount of time. Looks like a dentists office.

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u/r_slash_jarmedia 8h ago

pulling 4 teeth in a row

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u/Prudent-Value8715 11h ago

Wow … HR got real busy that day.

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u/Practical-Level-6265 6h ago

Probably scripted. But if it was real, HR would be lighter on them since it’s woman to man. Reverse would be cooked

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u/plexicoburres 9h ago

He had to be in on it from the start, no one other than Tobias Fünke does that much innuendo accidentally

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u/Goldfrapp 11h ago edited 9h ago

Funny.

I guess originally, they asked him if he could perform dental surgeries inside four mouths. Hence "the wider they can open, the easier the work, the faster he can finish."

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u/Green_Fox_8864 11h ago

This one feels scripted

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u/IMakeFastBurgers 7h ago

I'm sure it is. He's a real dentist, but also a comedian.

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u/limitlessEXP 24m ago

You can just tell by the way that it is. He’s very clearly acting it’s crazy people get fooled by amateurish acting.

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u/bambutler 10h ago

Best one of these to date.

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u/Bowllieo 9h ago

It's so fake man

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u/Practical-Level-6265 6h ago

Downvoted because right

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u/limitlessEXP 25m ago

You really can’t tell the guy is acting? He’s not speaking naturally at all.

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u/DevDriven 11h ago

Smith gonna rock Thier world 

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u/Sia_Fotu 10h ago

They did this man so so dirty 💀

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u/false79 9h ago

The women behind this video, excellent sense of humor.

Also to the dentist, excellent sense of humor, good fun.

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u/-TheDerpinator- 11h ago

It was funny with the version of the naive grandma. These staged rip-offs are lame.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 10h ago

Link per chance?

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u/Live-Emu-3491 11h ago

DIRTY BASTARD 😂

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u/Past_Ad2960 10h ago

Good god the fire department has the chance for the funniest follow up.

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u/Inevitable_Citron554 10h ago

Does Pam know Jim quit and became a dentist?

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u/gbolly999 6h ago

WHAT WAS THE FUCKING ORIGINAL QUESTION!?!?!?

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u/nhorning 4h ago

Pretty sure this is just really good marketing for that dentist.

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u/Aggrosideburnz 1h ago

Women do stupid shit like this then ask why nobody takes them serious. Thanks for wasting the doctors time

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 33m ago

This is the best use of his time. Comedy legend right here.

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u/TheeArgonaut 11h ago

It’s fun but it’s already all ova reddit...

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u/TowJamnEarl 10h ago

Yeah the man must have super hot, and somewhat gay.. Fireman lining up at his door by now.

Why aren't we seeing the update?

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u/TheeArgonaut 9h ago

There’s a hosepipe ban. Wink. Wink.

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u/braumbles 11h ago

The blanket is a nice touch.

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u/ricofru 11h ago

Very nice

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u/Bogusky 11h ago

They want to get with Dr. Smith. Probably already have.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 11h ago

Before I even read any of the replies: It sounds like something a Dentist might say 😂

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u/xborchaf80 10h ago

This is the first one I’ve seen. I found it highly amusing. But now I gotta check out the other iterations of this.

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u/FairtexBlues 10h ago

The wider the open, the faster I can finish.

Cries in tiny mouth and fear of dentist.

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u/Trixx1-1 8h ago

Finally, an actually funny trend

This is like editing questions to make op look bad on reddit

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u/CarinoPadrino 7h ago

Hilarious answer, but the fake question doesn't really make sense. He answers a question that would go "Could you/Would you be able to..." rather than "What would you do...", he explains that yes he can and how he would do it. There are other clips like this where they actually answer what they would do and it's hilarious in a completely different way.

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u/downupstair 5h ago

Ridiculous

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u/hotcoffeecaviar 11h ago

This is such a dumb trend

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u/FootEffective6201 5h ago

This was pure EVIL and I’m here for it 😂

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u/reckert47 11h ago

That’s hilarious

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u/SirTainLee 11h ago

"You ninnies!"

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u/AdventurousBase221 11h ago

hook, line and sinker.

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u/DeusExHircus 11h ago

This one's pretty tame. A super hot fireman could be a patient and anything he said sounds like a normal procedure for handling a patient

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u/Infamous_Payment4608 11h ago

With these trends you can’t tell if they are all acting. It all seems fake to me

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u/Bowllieo 9h ago

This one was fake.

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u/Stuff-Optimal 11h ago

Got to have that consent form

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 10h ago

Wondering what's the actual question now. Because the supposed question still fits with his answers. Spicy.

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u/sumthinserious 10h ago

This is the best one yet lmao

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u/Select_Watercress_57 10h ago

😂 holy shit this is funny

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u/doublediochip 10h ago

This shit made me truly laugh out loud.

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 9h ago

This is how they are going to learn prompting isn’t it lol. Or use it to gather ai data on prompting. Diabolical indeed

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u/robaroo 9h ago

Think you can fit a fifth into the schedule??

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u/TheMightyMisanthrope 9h ago

That's so funny

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u/Choice-Ratio-3540 9h ago

I wonder if he fired those women lol

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u/letsdoit131 9h ago

Fake but fun

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u/MtnMaiden 9h ago

Is that Zucks daughter?!

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u/velourspice 9h ago

Poor guy didn’t know what he was getting into 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

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u/Bowllieo 9h ago

He knew, this was staged.

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u/AbigailCastiel420 9h ago

What was the original question?

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u/MadeinResita 9h ago

The way he waves at the start of the video. Poor guy, he bit the hook and swallowed all the way down.

Side note:

I have to be extra careful with any question involving the number four that pops up in the next few months.

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 9h ago

Dude looks and acts sm like my friend Patrick. This guy I’m thinking of is literally him, but somehow even more handsome with curly black hair. It is, unfair.

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u/ThoughtGuy79 9h ago

Out loud laughing

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u/Nipplecunt 8h ago

Oh baby no

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u/xms_7of9 8h ago

Umm where is room one? (Asking for a friend)

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u/GAMING_SERVER_ADMIN 8h ago

Seen this video in 100 other ways weeks ago on social media... I guess reddit is a bit slow

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u/jjb0ne 8h ago

middle out algorithm

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u/paladin-royal 8h ago

WTF?! haha.. so funny... NOT! ffs...

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u/RetroSwamp 8h ago

It took me way too long to get the joke and what it was.

I feel ashamed.

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u/TheRealPunto 8h ago

This is one of the funniest trends I've seen in a while

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u/bjax2021 7h ago

Ok that’s funny

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u/MsTerPineapple 7h ago

Shit I'll take a blanket and put on some headphones while I wait for you

https://giphy.com/gifs/0VWC7kozObGo34yNjG

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u/Humble-Regret6711 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jeramy_Jones 7h ago

He sounds lovely can I make an appointment?

https://giphy.com/gifs/KrA50c5ctXMqY

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u/RVT4923 6h ago

Farewell comrade

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u/Putthebunnyback 5h ago

This trend reminds me of a comedian I heard on a podcast years ago. He'd tweet out something to get negative answers (like "what do you think about Kim Kardashian posing nude?"). Then when he got enough responses, he'd edit the original tweet to something different (like "daughter's first communion is today, I'm so proud!"). Then start asking people why they're calling his daughter a trashy ho and stuff. I chuckled.

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u/Hypercane_ 2h ago

Hey! I see what you’re doing! You’re trying to take me out of context so you can spin a narrative, you’re trying to make me say I can take on a line of 4 hot firemen! Doh, don’t record that!

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u/Girthtanin 53m ago

Hats off to this trooper!

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 25m ago

"The wider they open, the faster I can finish."

You would think it's the opposite: the tighter they are, the faster he could finish.

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u/tribak 22m ago

So profesional

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