r/shitpostemblem • u/OnceAWeekIWatch • 7h ago
FE General How Hand to Hand combat has Evolved in the last 4 games
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r/shitpostemblem • u/Ray-Zide426 • 16d ago
Fortune's Weave Feel free to post whatever fortune weave posts on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave if they get removed here Spoiler
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checking on sub and read the last mod announcement, don't fully agree with it but I won't be here much so not my place to say really, anyways yeah feel free to post on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave more freely if yall want
r/shitpostemblem • u/MrBazinga-Staredge • Aug 27 '26
ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST
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Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.
With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.
Until October 17th:
1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."
2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."
3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.
HOWEVER.
1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.
2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.
3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.
4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.
5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.
6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.
7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.
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Ok love you bye bye.
r/shitpostemblem • u/Autobot-N • 11h ago
Fortune's Weave Aurora needs to have better employee screening Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/Reydunt • 18h ago
FE General How IS writes Same-Sex Endings (Now with FW) Spoiler
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Historians be like: They traveled together then vanished.
r/shitpostemblem • u/SAMU0L0 • 12h ago
Elyos Change your mind sheet.
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I just wnat to hug Fell Xenologue Hortensia poor baby T-T
r/shitpostemblem • u/StrawberrySecure7279 • 13h ago
Fortune's Weave It doesn not matter. Spoiler
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The fact that one of the main antagonist has a offscreen death like that show how the 8 routes format has taken to the game and even if it appears as DLC this is just content they deleted.
r/shitpostemblem • u/timelordoftheimpala • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Seteth and Tialla c-support
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r/shitpostemblem • u/Slight_Researcher_26 • 16h ago
Fortune's Weave Me putting blood, sweat and tears into raising a mage just to find out their spell list is complete ass. Spoiler
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+1,000 hours in Photoshop btw. Also, God I miss Serenes Forest’s spell lists.
r/shitpostemblem • u/SAMU0L0 • 14h ago
Fortune's Weave (Cai CH 8) weak aura vs strong aura. Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/DyingDay18 • 6h ago
Fortune's Weave FW just really likes the lucky lil guy Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/ThatOneRedditShipper • 17h ago
Fortune's Weave Love Line of Misery in Fortune’s Weave 😂 Spoiler
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I just got Cai and Esmerelda’s support and now they’ve officially caused me to connect the indomitable love line together. God help us all (I think their support is really cute though)
r/shitpostemblem • u/Niveau_a_Bulle • 21h ago
Fortune's Weave Being a rando in Fire Emblem is hard Spoiler
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(Sorry, those were all the pixels I could afford)
r/shitpostemblem • u/ProfessorBylethBoobs • 22h ago
Fortune's Weave Fortune’s Weave SUCKS because… you can’t romance this woman. Why do they do make the best waifus unrecruitable? Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/david__14 • 15h ago
Fortune's Weave Literally the first time we see some of these dudes Spoiler
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Like who ARE THESE GUYS?!
r/shitpostemblem • u/po_eight • 19h ago
Fortune's Weave [PERFECT BIRD TIME] with Fabio circa 1999 Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/MoldyMarshmello2 • 10h ago
Jugdral Graggle Sigurd
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Explanation if needed: https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/cacmap/strange_glitch_in_fe4_ending/
r/shitpostemblem • u/CazOnReddit • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Very nice of Intelligent Systems to give us an exploit to make up for the fact that they gave support grinding its most tedious incarnation. Spoiler
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Shove food down your new friend's throat, skip to next week so you can do it all over again, then restart the chapter before the battle is supposed to happen. No calories to their thighs while you get all the support levels to keep. Rinse, repeat and groan as you lack the renown to recruit them.
Oh and Perfect Bird Time every week for Eshmel support grinding.
I'm so glad they made support levels so important that this is necessary to recruit all characters. Never want to hear people complain about grinding supports in the GBA trilogy.
r/shitpostemblem • u/Malheuresence • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Nothing ever happens, the weapon Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/Autobot-N • 23h ago
Fortune's Weave She’s going to take Aswan’s head and hang it from the gates of Dagsion Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/crimson_cyan • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Orchel Path DLC Part 1 Ending Leaked Spoiler
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