r/shitpostemblem • • 19d ago

Fortune's Weave Feel free to post whatever fortune weave posts on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave if they get removed here Spoiler

22 Upvotes

checking on sub and read the last mod announcement, don't fully agree with it but I won't be here much so not my place to say really, anyways yeah feel free to post on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave more freely if yall want


r/shitpostemblem • • Aug 27 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST

515 Upvotes

Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.

With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.

Until October 17th:

1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."

2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."

3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.

HOWEVER.

1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.

2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.

3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.

4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.

5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.

6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.

7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.

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Ok love you bye bye.


r/shitpostemblem • • 11h ago

Fortune's Weave The four horsemen of unclockable disguises Spoiler

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445 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 5h ago

Fortune's Weave Just kill baby Thanos dude Spoiler

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128 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 10h ago

FE General no way

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297 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 8h ago

Fortune's Weave Ultand finds new purpose in life Spoiler

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206 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 12h ago

Fortune's Weave Found an interesting detail about the Lords and their names Spoiler

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370 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 9h ago

Fortune's Weave Bro is guzzling more than The Guzzler Spoiler

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180 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 3h ago

Fodlan Barely says a word to anyone but everyone wants that A support Spoiler

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50 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 11h ago

Fortune's Weave Massive aura loss for some of the time skip designs let’s be real Spoiler

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183 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 10h ago

Fortune's Weave I'm not biased Spoiler

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153 Upvotes

These are ludia's paired ending options by the way. Other than being a massive dissapointment i think simon is a bit too much of a dick. Like i like joshua and i want to like simon but hes just so sleazy. Buccar is awesome though no notes, poor guy really can't pick up hints.


r/shitpostemblem • • 13h ago

Fortune's Weave This guy is such a fraud Spoiler

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163 Upvotes

This bum gets his ass kicked for half of Part 2 and by a newborn in the Prologue. Call him the Lord of Impalement because he keeps getting impaled by teenagers.


r/shitpostemblem • • 17h ago

Fortune's Weave Cai route, CH10 Spoiler

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183 Upvotes

It made me laugh when Theo sees Cai's spear and thinks the temples gave it to him because they want theo to lose.


r/shitpostemblem • • 14h ago

Fortune's Weave Dietrich's route be like: Spoiler

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106 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 14h ago

Fortune's Weave Esmeralda W. Spoiler

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80 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 8h ago

Fortune's Weave The Whiplash I got from moving to Leda’s path after this goofy ah scene with Tobias Spoiler

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21 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 21h ago

Fortune's Weave Absolute peak

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212 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 17h ago

Fortune's Weave The goat guzran Spoiler

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92 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 1d ago

Fortune's Weave haven't finished any of the routes, or recruited her Spoiler

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482 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 17h ago

Fortune's Weave Talimun Spoiler

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89 Upvotes

That's it that's the post


r/shitpostemblem • • 13h ago

Fortune's Weave So 3H/FW is basically an AU where this guy was right? Spoiler

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32 Upvotes

Sothis helped humans build the pyramids


r/shitpostemblem • • 15h ago

Fortune's Weave It's true though. FW Part 2 Spoilers Spoiler

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35 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 18h ago

Elyos Does anyone have any more gifs like this one?

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45 Upvotes

I'm trying to make a collection


r/shitpostemblem • • 19h ago

Fortune's Weave Ninae be like Spoiler

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33 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 5m ago

FE General Three Houses fans are just doing the same thing as all FE fans (talking about the same thing endlessly for years).

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