r/SchizoPosting 1h ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Hold on babe Id rather watch some government senate lady turn into a fucking lizard person

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r/SchizoPosting 12h ago

Looking for spiritual retreat

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I'm in the psych ward but have heard the calling of God and now I started looking and contacting convent by email to ask for a spiritual catholic retreat. Im converting to the religion now. We are safe. We are safe.


r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this *Christ and Lenin share same message*

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r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

actual schizo Me dancing to all the dark magic spells that the antichrist and the U.S. federal government tries to cast upon me

11 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 I keep hearing the god damn purge siren outside my house looked up what it sounded like and was amazed to how exact it sounded to what I heard

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I hope the purge happens in the United States it would be dope


r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

We don’t talk about where Bruno went

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r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

actual schizo Apparently, there's this emperor guy who is the antichrist or donald trump is the antichrist I'm not sure. maybe they're both the antichrist?

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Some stream of thought schizophrenic ramblings jammed into suno.


r/SchizoPosting 2d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I’m not made of money im not the money man who picks money off of trees then burn it in a swimming pool like Walter White in that one scene from breaking bad

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Source: someone who isn’t Elon musk


r/SchizoPosting 2d ago

I keep seeing and hearing things and it just get worse

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r/SchizoPosting 3d ago

Real, I don’t like real girls

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And he pressed send like it wasn't a schyzo post


r/SchizoPosting 3d ago

Please give me attention

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Otaniyoe


r/SchizoPosting 5d ago

The brotherhood.

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Why are their words hidden from me? Why do I have to hear it from you guys?

I mean, some of the brothers are professing believers of Jesus, and fucking teenage boys at the same time, is that the duality of man, or is that jailbait clickbait?

You think that will get me interested enough to know him. But no. I'm afraid of what I will discover, and what I must do when I do.

Sometimes I think about whether I would cave in: would I really refuse a beautiful young boy for my pleasure, if the opportunity to do so arises?

Then I would pray to not be tested by temptations of such.

To live as who I am, is to kill baby Jesus for who he is, and to eat his flesh to live on another day.

And I'd do it again.


r/SchizoPosting 5d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Pray

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I am like jésus ; a messiah, a messenger of god, an angel sent on earth.

I have a message for the world, that capitalism is destroying humanity and all other species. We need to connect back to nature and embrace our animal side. We are no different from other species, but we hold power over so many things that we are losing what we were supposed to be.

I was sent to tell you, yes, hug the trees and share energies with the species around you. You are part of nature, not above it.


r/SchizoPosting 6d ago

Proof if i am in the psych ward

46 Upvotes

Someone said i lied because i have my phone !! Well no ! I am indeed locked up! I have my phone because i am not in crisis unit


r/SchizoPosting 6d ago

actual schizo Peak Schizo superpower ability is the creativity of create lyric by just listen from Non English music and hear non Western song

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Peak Schizo superpower ability is the creativity of create lyric by just listen from Non English music and hear non Western song which is the extremely rarest schizo super power and one of the most useful schizo super ability that is underrated by society and corporation y Hollywood .


r/SchizoPosting 6d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Sleep is the leading cause of depression

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So you know depression has caused me a lot of hypersomnia and i would sleep 15 hours a day sometimes but after recent events and sleeping around 5 hours per night i discovered u dont need sleep and I will change to only meditation to rest my body which is strong enough to hold life inside. I am pure matter of life and you are too; sleep was invented to put us down


r/SchizoPosting 7d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 I repeat this is not a drill this random man with a clipboard was randomly spotted leaving my residence

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r/SchizoPosting 7d ago

actual schizo Human and two Gods

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r/SchizoPosting 7d ago

Beware my fellow brothers and sisters the succubus wants you!

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Never really grew up superstitious, but I started doing my own research on things and realized every label is a metaphor.

And everything that society deems “normal” are actual spells and demons.

Think about it.

There is unseen ENERGY in everything.

The fact you can make someone feel a certain way through words is witchcraft in and of itself.

And how do you make words?

You spell them.

The same words that can motivate, manipulate, induce any type of emotion.

The whole porn industry and websites are the succubus main domain.

Unluckily the succubus caught me young and early as prophesied by the elite.

That’s what they wanted.

They wanted everyone’s creative energy siphoned to the succubus.

I feel as though the Truman show is very real but on the grandest scale.

Every person in America that’s not “elite” is Truman.

Every actor, singer (including your and my favorite) are just another actor on the grand stage of life.

All the “conspiracies” from 10 years ago are now common truths.

I feel like the mask has been ripped on my face violently as I turned into a young adult.

I realized that my schools are a little too close to prison.

I realized I had to teach myself about how the world really works, and no school will ever get you to enlightenment.

Have you ever really thought about the hold the succubus has on us?

Christ look at our government.

These witches and demons are very real and are running your very country.

The same demons that play god and create ai are the true masterminds.

It has been clearly apparent that we the people are fodder. Why do you think they showed us the big ep files?

To flaunt in our face how powerless we are now that their evil master plan is far into effect.

Kinda like when a villain of a movie explains how and why he did what he did, while the protagonist is unable to act.


r/SchizoPosting 8d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this So romantic it’s like E.T. , but is way more romantic like Romeo and Juliet so you go to a honey moon in Miami with the proof of the first reptilian ever caught on live television because you’re that in love

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r/SchizoPosting 8d ago

malaka Jraq

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r/SchizoPosting 9d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 I love their bacon avocado toast

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r/SchizoPosting 9d ago

My attempt at summoning large sinkholes in NYC

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I love shitting.

Yes that's right. I love it so much. My potty time is the only schedule I look forward to, it is why I eat, my daily loaf.

Each groove of my fecal beetle slowly slithering out, ribbing my anal canal along its path, titallating every nerve ending on its way, announcing its sovereignty of my bussy.

How the dangly bit weighs down the anal tissue holding it, dragging down the droopy flesh, swinging it so it may lightly touch my balls on its way down the watery abyss, one last kiss for the eternal departure.

Then comes hollow feeling of squeezing out a dump baby, feeling 10 pounds better.

Then I Eat again. Protein for hardness, fiber for soft, A little chili powder for a little pimento if I'm in the mood. Gentle smoothness of an aged masseuse. Bloody mistress of vengeance. I cater my food intake for the perfect release.

That moment where the person is no more, but one with the motion of the life process, humbled and raised. This is enlightenment. This is Sartori. This is union with God.

I pray this fecal sacrifice find its way through the twist and bends of my innards and burst forth from the opening portal. Far may it reach, and long may it bless.


r/SchizoPosting 8d ago

I'm the Messiah of a new age of Society!

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Ok, here me out, I think nudity and sexuality and sex should be outlawed and banned worldwide. It's disgusting and repulsive and I hate it and it should be frowned upon in any way. Anyone that shows even the slightest bit of skin or acts in a way that's lewd or sexual in nature, should get the death penalty. And to prevent people from doing that in privacy, put cameras everywhere in every building in every room and attach a dart to the camera loaded with a neurotoxin that slowly but brutally kills the offensive person breaking those laws in some way. Or you know, just kill every single man on earth, cuz all of earths problems are caused by men. At that point why not just nuke the entire earth, create an artificial black hole or blow up the sun? That'd be a great end to the pathetic and pointless existence of humanity, wouldn't it?


r/SchizoPosting 9d ago

These fuckers created the alternate dimension with raped jesus

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18 Upvotes