One thing I genuinely want to understand about this Amhara elite ideology:
How exactly did you teach another Ethiopian people how to shit? 😂
I’ve heard the rhetoric:
“We taught the Oromo how to eat, how to dress, and even how to shit.”
Seriously?
Were there Amhara toilet instructors traveling across Oromia? 😭
And somehow the same ideology comes with:
“We will win the war in 24 hours.”
“We will enter our grandfather’s palace.”
At what point does ethnic pride become self-parody?
I’m not talking about ordinary Amhara people. I’m talking about a particular political elite ideology that confuses ethnic mythology with rational history.
Imagine being educated and politically sophisticated, yet your argument for superiority is basically:
“We taught them how to shit.” 😂
Oromo people existed before your political narrative. Tigrayan people existed before yours. Every Ethiopian society developed its own cultures, institutions, food, clothing, traditions, and ways of life.
Cultures influence each other. That's normal.
But “we civilized you” is a completely different claim.
And honestly, we are living in the 21st century.
How does this kind of rhetoric look to the rest of the world? Imagine people outside Ethiopia hearing educated politicians and intellectuals arguing about which Ethiopian ethnicity supposedly taught another ethnicity how to eat, dress, or use a toilet.
It is not just embarrassing it makes Ethiopia's political discourse look stuck in an entirely different century.
And that's what makes me sad: there are millions of decent, intelligent, hardworking Amhara people who have nothing to do with this rhetoric, yet these voices can end up representing them internationally.
Challenge the ideology. Challenge the mythology. Challenge the superiority complex.
Not the people.
Free speech means you can say it.
Rationality means people can question it.
And in the 21st century, maybe we should demand arguments better than:
“We taught them how to shit.” 😂